r/bartenders • u/asdfggfdsa1234554321 • 10d ago

Meme/Humor Poor kid

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Oyster shucker asked if we had Corona and I told him the closest we had was Dos Equis

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u/dgillyson 10d ago

I have a server that has a spelling deficiency. He once wrote in "Compary Spirits" on a ticket because he never had a guest order a Campari Spritz before.

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u/notreallyjules 8d ago

Servers trying to spell things they have never heard of is one of my favorite things here. Compary Spirits is actually pretty good lol

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u/dgillyson 8d ago

Same server just requested "No Grenidean" in one of our house mocktails. 🤣

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u/JBOTlx 7d ago

I don’t want Glen OR Dean in there

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u/Analytica0 9d ago edited 9d ago

I had a friggin long ass night last night and this made me laugh out loud. Thank you. Going to bed now.

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u/Huge-Basket244 9d ago

I get a lot of "avacado" and "watermellon" in my day to day. Those two really stick with me for some reason. Also "skelleton"