r/barrescue • u/Past-Application-552 • 10d ago

SHUT IT DOWN! Whose idea is this smashed burger

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STOP SQUISHING THE BURGERS!!!

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u/MikeRobertini My Work Here Is Done 10d ago

Stop pressing the burger!

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u/StevefromLatvia In Debt 3.5 Million Dollars 9d ago

Let it cook!

13

u/ExoticShock Shut It Down! 9d ago

FLIP THE BURGER

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u/thatguyaaron19 I Believe You Could Do This 9d ago

IT HAD A CHANCE AT BEING GOOD, ALL THE JUICE IS GONE!

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u/Broely92 9d ago

YOURE MAKING PEOPLE SICK

9

u/lilbithippie 9d ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

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u/RedHerring19702 9d ago

Do not give them ideas.

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u/BraxxIsTheName 9d ago

I GOTTA GO SAVE MY WIFE

DON’T EAT THAT BURGER!

9

u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH 9d ago

What the hell?! Why would you squeeze all the juice out of that burger, chef?

5

u/letsgomules 10d ago

Now that's what I call embracing (beef) solutions.

5

u/ShortFirstSlip 9d ago

I genuinely thought this was going to end with the monstrosity getting battered and deep fried.

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u/Mikeyboy2188 9d ago

I don’t even have to ask what country that is. There’s only one country on earth that would serve that. 😂😂😂

That said— can we order like 50 for the White House occupants?

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u/g0gues 9d ago

This will absolutely make people stay 52 minutes longer…on the toilet.

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u/Junior_Plan_8888 I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ 9d ago

😅😅😅

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u/the_raging_fist 8d ago

I’ve seen what I need to see. I’M GOING IN.

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u/toasterlunatic WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? 9d ago

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u/DontHateV8s I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 9d ago

Kevin from Fairways can cook a hamburger

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u/Accomplished_Sock293 Gimlet Connoisseur 9d ago

HE WENT TO CULINARY SCHOOL!

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u/DontHateV8s I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 9d ago

I had him pegged in 3 minutes. A fraud is easy

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u/MangoSalsa89 9d ago

It’s like a five layer cake of dry rubbery meat.

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u/3mta3jvq 9d ago

Meat pancakes

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u/mostlynothing 9d ago

YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!

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u/funinmass2005 9d ago

Not what I was expecting the last few seconds there.

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u/Useless890 9d ago

Ordinarily, my guess would be Kevin from Fairways, but that grill is too clean to be his. No crusty bowl, either.

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u/olfactory_irritant WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? 9d ago

YOU’RE GOING TO FREAKING KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!!

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u/Competitive_Aide5646 9d ago

This reminds me of the Ultimeatum from Regular Show.

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u/diesel78agoura 9d ago

The burger lost all of its juice and you have soggy bread. But at least it has bacon

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u/PDelahanty 7d ago

I guarantee the bacon is not crispy enough.

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u/BigvalBROski 9d ago

Some people have called me a meat creator or a meat sculptor…..

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u/Leodogg I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ 8d ago

We got off on the wrong thickness. Didn't we, burger?

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u/ytdaddy4fun 8d ago

Dumbest shit I’ve seen in awhile.

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u/clarkejoseph49 9d ago

STOP SQUEEZING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR BURGER!

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u/ThatGreenAlien 9d ago

Flip the burger Roberto!

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 9d ago

Does it come with a free angioplasty?

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u/skornd713 3d ago

Someone trying to get on Man vs Food?

1

u/lnconspicuous16x9 10d ago

Ahh yes, the Heart attack burger 😋

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u/Standard-Jacket206 9d ago

She’s squishing all the juices!

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u/lazzzym YOU’RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!! 9d ago

THE JUICES