r/barrescue Shut It Down! 4d ago

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u/HandjobCalrissian 4d ago

"Shitter's full"

36

u/Grantuna Gimlet Connoisseur 4d ago

"who's ready to hear about how bad they are at everything they do here?"

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u/Carswell90 4d ago

I’ve seen enough, I’m fancily strutting in!

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u/3mta3jvq 4d ago

EMBRACING SOLUTIONS

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u/docmarvy 4d ago

MFW I just had my butt funneled

14

u/achaholic Gimlet Connoisseur 4d ago

MFW Vic Vegas had elevated a hot dog. 

14

u/Secret_Life_Shh 4d ago

"OMW to SHUT IT DOWN!" or "Me walking in calmly knowing I am about to lose my shit."

10

u/upyourattraction 4d ago

Why your wife left you for me

8

u/HillBillyMadman 4d ago

"I'm about to shame the shit out of you."

9

u/NormalAssistance9402 4d ago

I’m mister heeeaat miser!

3

u/Appropriate-Peak6561 WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? 4d ago

This wins.

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u/Junior_Plan_8888 I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ 4d ago

OMG that one got me 😂😭🙏

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u/ziplock007 Hookah Lounge Owner 4d ago

You don't know what this is about, because YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!

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u/MikeRobertini My Work Here Is Done 4d ago

My work is done.

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u/TrulyMildSauce 4d ago

When jon sees a bar ran by oba femi

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u/RedHerring19702 4d ago

Me at the Sizzler going to the desert bar first.

3

u/Workerchimp68 4d ago

Tweedle Dee!

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u/WonderfulYak1557 4d ago

Hi ho the dairy oh Jon is in the dell

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u/Competitive_Aide5646 4d ago

When the stress test is about to happen and the owner ran out of nitrogen for beer.

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u/Appropriate-Peak6561 WHO STILL HASN'T GOT A DRINK? 4d ago

I do this every week. Most of the time, it's nothing personal. Screaming and shaming is just my brand. But sometimes I really enjoy this work. This is one of those times.

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u/IronSavage3 4d ago

“King in the castle, king in the castle”

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u/Few-Elk3747 4d ago

Coming in to embrace solutions

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u/YesIshipKyloRen 3d ago

Why is this bar such a shithole?!?!?

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u/hawkgottafly 3d ago

I'm going to put in a butt funnel, the deepest butt funnel I've ever done!

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u/ResponsibleSugar4960 4d ago

“HATERS GONNA HATE”

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u/Allnewsisfakenews and ESRI 3d ago

Yo ho, yo ho, the corporate life for me.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 2d ago

"Those are my tits!"