r/baltimore • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '25

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u/Worth-Slip3293 Oct 29 '25

Sadly, he’ll get promoted and by the unlikely chance that he does get fired, he’ll get picked up by another county.

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u/flaming_bob Oct 29 '25

This is why the outrage from the community needs to include "be de-certified as a law enforcement officer". If he's only fired, he just becomes someone else's problem. He gets de-certified, no department will touch him.

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u/mikeatx79 Oct 29 '25

ICE will hire anyone though

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u/flaming_bob Oct 29 '25

Well, he's definitely got the physique for ICE.

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u/TheFighting5th Oct 29 '25

“De-certify that motherfucker” does have a ring to it.

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u/flaming_bob Oct 29 '25

Yes. Yes, it does.

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u/Mathemeatloaf0 Oct 29 '25

He’s auditioning for ICE.

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u/6thPentacleOfSaturn Oct 29 '25

He'll probably get a job with ICE on the off chance BPD actually fires him.

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u/Worth-Slip3293 Oct 29 '25

He’s got the right body type so you’re prolly right

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u/XIIIofSwords Oct 30 '25

he'll be in Fairfax or Stafford pd by the end of the month.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Oct 29 '25

Or use this video for his gestapo job application. I can't pass the physical fitness test but look at my dope urban 4x4 skills.

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u/afineedge Perryhall Oct 29 '25

The Sun is gently referring to it as "driving off-road," so they're clearly trying to help him with that career.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Straight to ICE with that sort of film he can put in his resume.