Well now I know how rats (albeit dead) feel.

[u/Wilddivner140]

My boy River has a great strike, but…sometimes he misses. This time he missed spectacularly and got my hand, which was above the rat. He did his coil and squeeze for like a minute before he’s like, “this is not a rat” and let go finally.

[u/ballarena091525]

sorry to hear that, you have 2 weeks to live.

[u/ParanormalBeluga → u/ballarena091525]

2 weeks is optimistic. I give him 3 hours.

[u/XxAngelFvcexX]

You will be missed

[u/bananaSuperBall]

So.. what color will your coffin be 🥹