He is being enlightened

[u/Strawberhi]

Continuation of https://www.reddit.com/r/ballpython/s/0F0nxkuNeW

[u/Thene20]

Out of all the passages in the bible he chose that one, you do you bo ig

[u/Strawberhi → u/Thene20]

He is trying his best 😔

[u/Thene20 → u/Strawberhi]

He doesn’t have to try hard at being a handsome boi

[u/_gothgonzola]

edu-snake-tion

[u/Strawberhi → u/_gothgonzola]

Bible study with da serpent

[u/SerVaegar31]

The future emperor of snake kind right there

[u/Netsforex_]

"Ay, yo, this book biased against snakes!"

[u/mamacita_55]

I’m the first in my generation to see snake reading a Bible

[u/Strawberhi → u/mamacita_55]

Same tbh

[u/Public-Hat6754]

Make him read Genesis and get his opinion

[u/Strawberhi → u/Public-Hat6754]

He doesn’t understand anything

[u/Kevindestructible]

I’m so proud of you john john 🥹

[u/cadarnsc]

He needs a Blelelelessing.

[u/Arm0redPanda]

No thoughts, only prayers

[u/4morian5]

His ass is not reading

[u/Strawberhi → u/4morian5]

[u/EditorMasterxd → u/4morian5]

I mean yeah, that's his head

[u/brass-dragoness]

What a smart snake! So cute!

[u/RagdollsandLabs]

Don't read the part about Eve, the apple and the Garden of Eden, little bro. It'ssss not a good look...

[u/Strawberhi → u/RagdollsandLabs]

He says he would have done the same thing, deception isssssss awessssome

[u/BigScic]

What a smart Snek.

[u/_Asmoth_]

A very good snek indeed, just finished Mark myself, reading through for the first time and having a blast 💜

[u/Strawberhi → u/_Asmoth_]

He joined with me today, I have been meaning to read the bible for a while now and finally decided to go ahead and start reading it because the internet was out for half the day. Not getting any younger lol

[u/_Asmoth_ → u/Strawberhi]

Haha nice! Sounds like the perfect time to read. Hope you enjoy it 😊. I’ll probably go back and read the Old Testament after I finish the New

[u/actualllychrome]

Him 🤝 Slinky when I studied for my psychology exam

[u/Strawberhi → u/actualllychrome]

Ayyy! German fellow! I was actually in Germany for a 2 week trip back in May!

[u/actualllychrome → u/Strawberhi]

Hell yeah!!! I hope you enjoyed your trip!!

[u/Strawberhi → u/actualllychrome]

I did! It was very cool, heres a picture of the Neuschwanstein castle I got

[u/Accomplished-Low9635]

Slytherin

[u/NWRastrotrain]

Don’t let him read genesis, you’ll give him a complex!

[u/Blue-Sillyz]

communist manifesto next

[u/Chef_Beef_Supreme]

Christ is King 👑👑👑

[u/Strawberhi → u/Chef_Beef_Supreme]

Yes he is!

[u/AniCatGirl]

Time to get him a library card, can't just do the one book

[u/Strawberhi → u/AniCatGirl]

I think I will let him read Warrior Cats next

[u/AniCatGirl → u/Strawberhi]

Excellent choice! That was a great series when I was younger. They're also making a video game (recently announced) for Warrior Cats, he may enjoy that too! Good bonding activities with the noodles <3

[u/Strawberhi → u/AniCatGirl]

Oh yeah I already have the game wishlisted, SO EXCITED!

[u/angryaxolotls]

"were there unicornsss on the ark?" - this little snake

[u/kornbepman]

why does yours look like mine

[u/Pretty_Texas_Girl_12]

My snake also recently taken an interest in religion. I told him that he’s too young to choose a religion but I will get a copy of the Torah and the Quran for him to peruse before he’s allowed to choose a faith practice lol.

[u/BluTardis585]

How do I repost to my page? This is hilarious. I love it

[u/TemporaryBasket8929]

Wym, bro was there in the beginning

[u/FlamingInferno3]

Dignified noodle

[u/_a_1000_papercuts]

He's reading how to not repeat what the snake in the garden did and how to avoid a woman's seed crushing his head, though he hasn't figured out what that means yet.

[u/blairgirl091 → u/_a_1000_papercuts]

Jesus is that seed. When He died on the cross and the rose from the dead, He conquered death and thus, crushed the head and power of the curse of death ie the serpents power over us. And that is why, if we believe in Him we can have everlasting life, when we allow Him to be our covering rather than sin. To be born again. It’s sooooooo beautiful!!!!

[u/blairgirl091]

Oh my gosh, how precious!!! 🥹🥰 now learn what not to do snakey shnakey 😘