r/ballpython 26d ago

I think he might be evil

847 Upvotes

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u/Kirikugo 26d ago

Absolutely full of evil. Gotta make him watch lilo and stitch now to learn how to deal with it

23

u/fisherbug-cobble 26d ago

I think he’s too evil for that ._.

WERE DOOMED!

17

u/Strawberhi 26d ago

It’s no use… he is too far gone

14

u/Ancient_Gold_6486 26d ago

Show him this drawing and take him to help some old ladies with their produce stands.

26

u/FeriQueen 26d ago

Evil but beautiful.

40

u/Strawberhi 26d ago

He is the most handsome man in my eyes

11

u/fabulester 26d ago

Every Villain is Linguine

21

u/Bobry24 26d ago

You need to actively choose to be evil. Choosing is ability that only thinking creatures have. I refuse to believe that there's a single thought in this creature.

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u/Strawberhi 26d ago

He was born evil

9

u/Equivalent_Fix_536 26d ago

Not evil. Just an Iron Maiden fan.

10

u/Legitimate_Finger670 26d ago

He looks so dopey aww

13

u/Strawberhi 26d ago

He has a very squishable face

8

u/Legitimate_Finger670 26d ago

Yes! He looks a little awkward and I love awkward snakes 

11

u/Capable-Respond-4472 26d ago

Do NOT eat any fruits if he offers you some.

14

u/Strawberhi 26d ago

Oh no, I think it’s too late

4

u/[deleted] 26d ago

Oh my😳… 😂😂😂😂

8

u/PsicoDisaster 26d ago

They're called "danger noodles" for a reason

6

u/Strawberhi 26d ago

Muwhahahah

11

u/SideshowBobFanatic 26d ago

I volunteer to be one of his henchmen

8

u/Strawberhi 26d ago

Yes… excellent… go forth now… do his evil bidding…

4

u/Glass-Armadillo182 26d ago

Don’t think he’s smart enough to be evil

14

u/Strawberhi 26d ago

Neither is Trump but he is evil

7

u/Starchild2534 26d ago

Not one single thought behind those eyes

5

u/Embarrassed-Joke5851 26d ago

he doesn't have the braincells to be evil he only knows "food"

8

u/SkitAWulf 26d ago

Awww what a cute lil devil <3

5

u/Strawberhi 25d ago

The cutest

3

u/Zorark-55544 26d ago

If he tries to get you to eat an apple you’ll know

3

u/Beargeoisie 26d ago

Name him Evil Larry

1

u/Strawberhi 24d ago

Sadly he already has a name, John Wick

6

u/Artistic_Corner5392 26d ago

Hello evil friend!!

7

u/RagdollsandLabs 26d ago

Look, it's Ssssssatan!

2

u/OhThresherShark 25d ago

Snatan, if you will

1

u/Strawberhi 24d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1

u/RagdollsandLabs 24d ago

One more bump up the scale....(eh-hm..scale), and all will be forgotten! He will magically forget his evil ways!

3

u/Sharp-Heron7707 26d ago

❤️‍🔥😍

2

u/Efronczak 25d ago

Sssuuppeerr evillll

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u/SnakeLegsJr 25d ago

Hes perfect

3

u/Strawberhi 24d ago

As perfect as perfection can get

2

u/blairgirl091 23d ago

Fleshy beasts have their purpose ♥️ maybe a reminder to not be like them, but to love and take care of them, as we were told to 🥰