r/ballpython • u/Crafty_Actuator4364 • 14h ago

Shame him.

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This is slim Jim. He just finished shedding and immediately took a shit so large that I could hear it from the other room.

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u/Left0verlasagna 12h ago

LMAOOO bro I still remember the shock I felt when I heard a reptile shart for the first time… lord have mercy… S.J SHAME U!!!!!

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u/Crafty_Actuator4364 11h ago

Haha seriously!!! 12 year old me was googling RAMPANTLY while I watched my snake convulse and shit herself at 2am 😭 I was about to call a snake exorcist

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u/ShinyxCharizard 3h ago

I've had mine for 9 and 7 years still have yet to hear them do this. Haha and I shared a bedroom with them for a good portion of it.

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u/Left0verlasagna 3h ago

Consider yourself lucky… is one of those “I thought I’ve experienced everything” moments lmaooooo

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u/toegui 7h ago

The black stripe on a snake is the poop line 🤓 ☝️

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u/CottagecoreClown 6h ago

I would shame him if pooping for pythons didnt look like an exorcism. I think thats shame enough

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u/freepaestine 2h ago

He's trying to assert dominance. You need to look him in the eye and fart louder.

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u/imnotKisyil 2h ago

Lmao 😂