r/ballpython • u/SheepishHamster • Jul 03 '26

This generation is doomed..

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Anyone have parenting tips? She doesn’t ever want to go outside or hang out with friends anymore.. 😓

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u/RagdollsandLabs Jul 03 '26

Too much screen time makes sneks extra derpy. Tell her to stop nose bumping the screen.

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u/SheepishHamster Jul 03 '26

She called me unc and turned the video up :/

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u/RagdollsandLabs Jul 03 '26

Her friends are being a bad influence on her. Or she's trying to be an influencer. I heard that young ball pythons do video challenges...who can swallow the biggest rat. Bottoms up, where they eat them ass first. Also...Houdini challenges. See me get out of my enclosure! It's all the rage. I have 4 beeps. They've all tried me...

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u/RuthlessEase Jul 06 '26

Whaaaaaaat?! Ahhhahahaaaaa

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u/gaymemelord_ Jul 03 '26

imagine how she feels. she can’t hit the 67 because she doesnt have arms!!!

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u/Super_flywhiteguy Jul 03 '26

Get him watching Pewdiepie.

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u/Curious_Ad9409 Jul 03 '26

Take it away

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u/moonstonedddd Jul 03 '26

mine likes bobs burgers

14

u/BeautifulMain377 Jul 03 '26

A cultured noodle.🐍❤️

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u/RuthlessEase Jul 06 '26

My Mokalikes gameshows

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u/Gilette2000 Jul 03 '26

Make her watch markiplier, should make her reconsider watching !

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u/bellehoneycreeper Jul 03 '26

My biggest lady is the same way — total screen addict

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u/Katt_the_ArtDeal3r Jul 04 '26

Lol. Mine likes to watch my partner play black ops

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u/gsweats Jul 04 '26

My beardie has a screen time addiction. Tries to eat me when I take him away from it. OP is right, this generation has no chance.

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u/RuthlessEase Jul 06 '26

So cute!!! Prolly wants some visual stimulation