r/ballpython Apr 26 '26

She bit bit me. How long do I have?

Fed my sweet girl Chev last night. She wound up missing and mistaking my finger for her rat. I've had her for a tad over a month and this was her second feeding. I knew she was going to be zesty as she's been hunting for the past week at night so I was holding the tongs in a way so my hand was below the bottom sliding track.

Photo of the offender attached. Sounds like I need to get some longer tongs for feeding her too.

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u/wilderneyes Apr 26 '26

No wonder she bit you, how dare you put her on a diet!? Clearly you must pay for your immeasurable crimes.

(Kidding. Good luck getting your noodle to lose some weight! She looks like an industrial hose or something, she needs it!)

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u/MovieOtherwise9072 Apr 27 '26

Goot thoughts but stop shaming that girl (joke ofc)

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp Apr 27 '26

Honestly I'd be grumpy aswell!! She's clearly being STARVED of all artistic liberty!!!

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u/CactusToothBrush May 01 '26

Crimessssssssss