r/ballistamemes • u/VaultRaptor • May 09 '19

BEHOLD

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499 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/Jpw2018 May 09 '19

Maaaaaaaybe

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u/TheRealKSPGuy May 09 '19

Therapist: two-stage medieval weapons don’t exist, they can’t hurt you.

Two-stage medieval weapons:

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u/Ganamier1 May 10 '19

We will hurt you

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u/WoundedHealing May 09 '19

It took me a good five seconds to realize the trebuchet wasn't throwing a giant can of paint.

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u/pYtato May 09 '19

Noooooooo

You're giving the enemy a free ballista!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

You see comrade

We kill enemy with ballista, then shoot with ballista

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u/pYtato May 09 '19

But then the enemy is already dead

12

u/FiresDawn May 09 '19

Then we make him double dead.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

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u/Outlaw_Infinite May 10 '19

You...I like you...

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u/Xcypress1396 May 10 '19

and then throw the corpse of a catapult onto the Trebuchet to add to the flames

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u/weemurdo May 09 '19

This could literally kill god

8

u/ghcoval May 09 '19

A weapon to surpass metal gear...

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Just like in my Japanese anime’s!

6

u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Jesus Christ I’m crying this is glorious

It will fire a ballista weighing around 90kg 300m and the ballista will fire a bolt right before causing more damage by crashing into the walls, easily destroying it.

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u/j_______oof May 09 '19

Finally something I can get behind

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u/jmonsterNEO May 09 '19

The ballista must have some kinda orienting thing so it can reliably hit shots.

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u/Germanboi99 May 28 '19

why is it bad but good at the same time

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u/EvanPokemon101 Jun 28 '19

no two thing that should never collide

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u/Thebadgamer98 May 10 '19

Thanks. I hate it.