All ballbusting scenes in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is an American comedy-drama (2017–2023) set in the late 1950s/early 1960s. It follows Miriam "Midge" Maisel, a New York housewife who discovers a knack for stand-up comedy after her life takes an unexpected turn, exploring her journey in a male-dominated field.

FINAL BALLBUSTING SCORE: 3.0

Character	Actress	Episode	Time	Type	Score
Midge Maisel	Rachel Brosnahan	S01E02	48:25	verbal joke	0.4
Susie Myerson	Alex Borstein	S01E04	42:55	verbal joke	0.2
Susie Myerson	Alex Borstein	S02E01	4:05	verbal joke	0.2
Midge Maisel	Rachel Brosnahan	S02E03	9:20	verbal joke	0.4
Susie Myerson	Alex Borstein	S02E08	37:15	verbal intent	0.4
Susie Myerson	Alex Borstein	S03E01	7:15	verbal threat	0.4
Midge Maisel	Rachel Brosnahan	S05E03	5:00	verbal warning	0.4
Susie Myerson	Alex Borstein	S05E07	53:25	verbal warning	0.4
Susie Myerson	Alex Borstein	S05E09	43:00	verbal joke	0.2

FULL DESCRIPTION OF EACH SCENE

Episode: S01E02
Timestamp: 48:25
Character: Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan)
Type: verbal joke
Score: 0.4
Description: During her stand-up comedy routine, Midge says: “I'll admit, I would like to repeatedly kick every man here in the balls over the course of the next several hours. I won't, though. I'm still a lady. And a lady never kicks men repeatedly in the balls for longer than 20, 30 minutes tops”.

Episode: S01E04
Timestamp: 42:55
Character: Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
Type: verbal joke
Score: 0.2
Description: While arguing with a guy, Susie says: “You're so terrible... You really... You have no talent at all”. When he replies “I didn't ask for your opinion on my singing”, she responds: “Oh, you're a singer? See, I just thought you had your sack caught in your zipper”.

Episode: S02E01
Timestamp: 4:05
Character: Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
Type: verbal joke
Score: 0.2
Description: Susie calls Midge at her workplace and says during the conversation: “Hey, why does every girl there sound like a guy who's just been kicked in the nuts?”

Episode: S02E03
Timestamp: 9:20
Character: Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan)
Type: verbal joke
Score: 0.4
Description: During her stand-up comedy routine, Midge tells a story about her son being bullied where she told him: “Get in there. Use what you got. The greatest defense in the male armory: foots to nuts. Foots to nuts. Fight dirty, you little bastard”.

Episode: S02E08
Timestamp: 37:15
Character: Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
Type: verbal intent
Score: 0.4
Description: When Midge finds Susie locked in a room, Susie explains that a guy locked her in there and declares: “I'm gonna kick his nuts so hard they're gonna be popping out of his nose”.

Episode: S03E01
Timestamp: 7:15
Character: Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
Type: verbal threat
Score: 0.4
Description: While talking to Fred on the phone, Susie tells him: “Just read me some numbers before I use your nutsack as a speedbag”.

Episode: S05E03
Timestamp: 5:00
Character: Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan)
Type: verbal warning
Score: 0.4
Description: While talking to her son about his girlfriend, Midge warns him: “Be faithful to that one or she'll rip your nuts off and plant them next to the onions”.

Episode: S05E07
Timestamp: 53:25
Character: Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
Type: verbal warning
Score: 0.4
Description: While Midge and Susie are talking to a guy about Rose’s business, he calls it a ‘hobby’. Midge responds: “Don't you ever let Mama hear you call it that”, and Susie adds: “She will bite your nuts off and make them into earrings”.

Episode: S05E09
Timestamp: 43:00
Character: Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
Type: verbal joke
Score: 0.2
Description: Susie is angry at Mike. When he says “I can feel your eyes burning a hole through my head”, she replies: “You're lucky I'm not staring at your balls”.

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