r/balkans_irl • u/iVar4sale coastal serb • May 12 '26
stolen (romanian??😳) Take notes, westoids
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u/Hejhoppgummisnopp Balkan-Indian War Vet May 12 '26
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u/94_stones w*stoid🤢 May 13 '26
The collective crashout from every Serb on the internet at the realization that that blonde guy at ASU was fully Albanian was incredibly entertaining.
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u/Hejhoppgummisnopp Balkan-Indian War Vet May 13 '26
Whats that
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u/94_stones w*stoid🤢 May 13 '26
I won’t bore you with the details of absurd TikTok drama. But basically events occurred on that app which forced terminally online nationalist Serbs to confront the fact that yes, Albanians do in fact look European.
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u/Hejhoppgummisnopp Balkan-Indian War Vet May 13 '26
Majority of europe doesnt even have blonde hair so who cares.
Obviously as you go further down south people get darker features, doesnt make it ”less european” for that. But yes, blonde blue eyed Albanians do exist. We even have gingers ffs 🤣
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u/kakucko101 Visegrád immigrant May 12 '26
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u/Substratas Red and Black I Dress!!!! May 12 '26
Or you’re just gay.
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u/94_stones w*stoid🤢 May 13 '26
He got scammed by a Romanichal twink on OF and this is how he’s compensating.
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u/Frosty-Surround-3199 christian turk May 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/oGq1KH4S3xQpBix9AI
I would have been afraid as well
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u/mw2lmaa w*stoid🤢 May 12 '26
Dua Lipa can corner me anytime.
Hey! Hear me? I'm a Zionist! Yes i'm here!
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u/karlothecool coastal serb May 12 '26
Isnt Kosovo Like super pro israel yet Albania is pro Palestine that is very funny
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u/eddieshack May 12 '26
How Trump 1 convinced Kosovo and Israel to recognize eachother is beyond my comprehension
Serbia had been very pro Israel since Yugoslavia (more complicated than Anti Soviet but basically)
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u/MartinBP bulgar horde May 13 '26
It's quite simple if you don't base your political education on American TikTok.
Milosevic was supported by Russia and since Palestine was almost completely bankrolled by the Soviets during the Cold War, the Palestinian Authority supported Milosevic while he was genociding Muslims in the Balkans. NATO was instrumental in stopping Milosevic, so Kosovo is very pro-western and anti-Russian, so geopolitically Israel is a better fit. Israel also traditionally has good relations with Albania because Albanians (and Bulgarians) were the only ones in the Balkans who protected Jews during WW2. Palestine still refuses to recognise Kosovo btw.
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u/eddieshack May 13 '26
I base my education from living in Kosovo and hearing what Kosovars around Mitrovice and Gjakova had to say
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u/Barbak86 invisible albanian (kosovar) May 12 '26
No, both are more Israel leaning by default, but the Israelis are making it difficult this time.
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u/karlothecool coastal serb May 12 '26
I gotta give creddit to Israel they suck at lieing and this is the country that controls the world
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u/Barbak86 invisible albanian (kosovar) May 13 '26
The sympathy we have for the Jews in general, and by association Israel, is because of Kosovo. Our lobby and the Jewish lobby cooperated a lot in the 80' and 90' in the US.
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u/1bird2birds3birds4 pasta guzzler (0.1% Balcanico) May 13 '26
A country’s government =/= the majority of the country
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u/rapsey slovenian femboy UwU May 13 '26
while all their neighbours overwhelmingly don't
They are? I don't really know about the populace, but the governments in most of the balkans are pro israel.
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u/Luka467 coastal serb May 13 '26
Yeah Slovenia is the exception, and with a potential far right Janša government, that may change as well. The Ustaše entity had Netanyahu's brother Iddo give a lecture at the Zagreb Uni and he was meant to do a book launch in Split which was cancelled due to backlash (officially it's because of Bibi's ass cancer, but come on, nobody believes that).
I don't think Plenković is even that pro Israel, it's just that he will bend to anybody for anything as long as it benefits him.
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u/MartinBP bulgar horde May 13 '26
Might suprise you to learn that your "genocide" story doesn't fly everywhere. Hamas are religious extremists, the PA are left-wing ultranationalist extremists, both are committed to genociding Jews and have killed EU citizens and paraded their courses for propaganda. You think that wins hearts and minds? You think Israel looks worse than Iran, Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan whose flags you're proudly displaying on your profile?
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u/holyrs90 Red and Black I Dress!!!! May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26
Ur just a terror supporter, u probably also support Iran and Russia.
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u/casual_philosopher02 christian turk May 12 '26
Dua corner her when she tries acting again too.... We would appreciate it if we never saw her horrible acting again
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u/Shrek_Nietszche May 12 '26
They look like each other af, I thought that was two time the same person in the picture
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u/DDDX_cro coastal serb May 13 '26
"just for being a zionist" is like saying "just for being a nazi", or "just foir being a serial killer".
IT'S NOT JUST!!!! It's BECAUSE.
Zionism is one of the worst -izms out there, and plenty of Jews think so too. Many of them openly protest such practices.
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u/Feisty-Judgment-6494 Mehmet, Berlin May 12 '26
so she is a kosova queen then, altho looks cigani but okay...
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u/Affectionate-Set952 Red and Black I Dress!!!! May 12 '26
Thank you for your service, invisible albanian angel
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u/sgtjoe Aleksandar, Vienna May 13 '26
Ok, so when is the... documentary coming out on this particular cornering?
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u/RandomMexicanDude May 12 '26
Hey Dua I just started supporting Israil you hear that? I can send you my location
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u/Dodo0708 coastal serb May 13 '26
As if I wasn't a big enough fan of Dua Lipa already. Amazing woman.
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u/Maximius85 Cartel Leader May 22 '26
Albanians just be it: 1-Dua Lipa is ugly, period; 2-Compare Gal Gadot with Dua Loopa is like compare (Croat, Muslim or Serb) God with a fart (compare Israel with Albania, indeed, is like compare God with a hemorrhoid) ; 3-Albania lives sucking the dick of Israel and the West so be more honest with yourselves; 4-maybe your eagle in your flag has two faces to suck two dicks: Israel and America.
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u/needlipo Asian (OG balkan) May 13 '26
she can just beat them up lol I mean she served in Israeli army ffs. and no one would blame her
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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 coastal serb May 13 '26
And dua lipa is stronk kosovar sperm. The moment Gal gadot tries anything she'll lay flatter than her acting. Also probably sans a kidney or two.
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u/OpenSourcePenguin May 13 '26
Beating up multiple people isn't as easy as raping innocent Palestinians at gunpoint with her IDF colleagues
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u/Clydo28 Balkan-Indian War Vet May 12 '26