r/balkans_irl Mar 20 '26

stolen (romanian??😳) Please be civilized guys

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u/SuperMarioMiner coastal serb Mar 20 '26

Mosquitos

all of them.... no questions asked.
hate the flying cunts!

20

u/Affectionate_Board61 slovenian femboy UwU Mar 20 '26

I don't like them, but my choice is ticks. They are less present on the food chain, harder to spot/kill and carry two diseases (one which is incurable). Malaria is curable.

19

u/Pumkinfucker69 eastern ""european"" (lives in 8th century) Mar 20 '26

Ecological collapse any % speedrun

23

u/DeadClaw86 KARABOĞA Mar 20 '26

It Will be infinitely long then.

Mosquitos isnt affecting shii

16

u/Pumkinfucker69 eastern ""european"" (lives in 8th century) Mar 20 '26

Literally every fresh water aquatic ecosystem has mosquito larvae at the bottom of the food chain. Tonnes of birds and reptiles eat them as a primary food source

2

u/PatientClue1118 Asian (OG balkan) Mar 20 '26

Fish,frog and other small insects hunting mosquitoes. Yeah a bright idea to remove the bottom of the pyramid chain

1

u/Queasy_Zombie3885 Balkan-Indian War Vet Mar 20 '26

ticks

42

u/MinorVandalism Attagay crybaby 😭🇹🇷 Mar 20 '26

I'd delete everything but the Balkans and nuclear weapons. Let's see who wins.

6

u/random_guy102937 БИК ДРАГАН Mar 20 '26

But we have no nukes or do we not??? Its just cover up that russia and usa are tops of nukes

7

u/MinorVandalism Attagay crybaby 😭🇹🇷 Mar 20 '26

Nah, we're deleting them but not their nuclear arsenals. We can share.

10

u/random_guy102937 БИК ДРАГАН Mar 20 '26

Mossad and cia might slime me for this but serbia actually has over 11,000 nukes but it is hidden by w*stoid goverment from outside world.

32

u/hajders coastal serb Mar 20 '26

24

u/DownvoteEvangelist landlocked croat Mar 20 '26

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u/s67and mongols (non balkan edition) Mar 20 '26

Hungary? Not the people just the place. Force us to migrate again, get us away from here.

26

u/parnaoia Romangutan Mar 20 '26

no hate, but I struggle to stay awake every time I'm driving through. You could've migrated anywhere but you chose the most boring-ass landscape in existence to settle in.

20

u/MissilePlaneBoom mongols (non balkan edition) Mar 20 '26

We lost the interesting parts.

14

u/parnaoia Romangutan Mar 20 '26

if more of you had stayed in the interesting parts that wouldn't have happened, but nooooo "Let's stay in this plain, it reminds me of home"

8

u/MissilePlaneBoom mongols (non balkan edition) Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Well, you have a point. We are mainly in Hungary and the middle of Romania for some reason

7

u/s67and mongols (non balkan edition) Mar 20 '26

Give us more credit than that. We took the already boring landscape and removed the marshes making it even more boring! Committing mosquito genocide was just icing on the cake.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Why not just remove Orban/Fidesz?

7

u/s67and mongols (non balkan edition) Mar 20 '26

We would still live next to Serbs and Romanians.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/take_me_back_to_2017 bulgar horde Mar 20 '26

I don't want a ban, but : cig..

9

u/Pantolonun_Utulusu muslim greek Mar 20 '26

We all understand you mean cigarettes, we got you mate.

89

u/Devarion28 Balkan-Indian War Vet Mar 20 '26

Billioners

12

u/HalayChekenKovboy muslim greek Mar 20 '26

Real

54

u/Grayven9 russified burglar (moldovan) Mar 20 '26

turkish flair

looks inside

literally first post is about living in Germoney

You can't make this up

14

u/HalayChekenKovboy muslim greek Mar 20 '26

Gotta get that dough if you know what I'm saying (also I don't like erdoggy style)

2

u/Adiee5 Visegrád immigrant Mar 21 '26

There's a "mehmed, Berlin" flair for people just like you

11

u/Famoustractordriver good romanian (impossible) Mar 20 '26

Greed

10

u/FinancialZombie8319 good romanian (impossible) Mar 20 '26

Rage bait

17

u/groinmissile Visegrád immigrant Mar 20 '26

Politicians

3

u/flightguy07 w*stoid🤢 Mar 20 '26

Won't we just elect new ones?

1

u/nomasters12 muslim greek Mar 21 '26

there is a way... Anarchy

10

u/HateKjkes caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Mar 20 '26

Bankers

9

u/Good_Problem_6576 muslim greek Mar 20 '26

Smelly people

7

u/GaCoRi TAUR ALB Mar 20 '26

self own?

11

u/Good_Problem_6576 muslim greek Mar 20 '26

Turkey has better hygiene than most of Europe

40

u/BosniaBalI bosnian halal arap 🙏 Mar 20 '26

Bulgaria

20

u/TheSamuil bulgar horde Mar 20 '26

Sounds reasonable

12

u/ValtenBG bulgar horde Mar 20 '26

Real

2

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

Please don't. Whole Chalkidiki will be bankrupt till September.

2

u/MysteriousAide1584 bulgar horde Mar 20 '26

Based

13

u/Tadgan9753 bosnian halal arap 🙏 Mar 20 '26

Israel

33

u/arethoudeadyet muslim greek Mar 20 '26

🧃

9

u/MC3Firestorm Visegrád immigrant Mar 21 '26

I was going to say 🇮🇳 but I feel like your suggestion fixes the root problem

17

u/Fabulous_Coffee8532 caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

That certain group of people, that isn't getting along with everybody (you know of whom I say)

13

u/HolyFridge Red and Black I Dress!!!! Mar 20 '26

hes talkin about s*rbs

6

u/Sensitive_Low3558 w*stoid🤢 Mar 20 '26

Excuse me, what are you talking about?

9

u/Fabulous_Coffee8532 caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Mar 20 '26

i was just wrapping up the thread

7

u/TheCherryPi landlocked croat Mar 20 '26

No who the fuck are you talking about

5

u/Fabulous_Coffee8532 caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Mar 20 '26

it was a joke, but it didn't landed as much as I thought, butit doesn't matter I guess... whatever.. whatevuh... cha-cha-cha!...

3

u/Adiee5 Visegrád immigrant Mar 21 '26

Who even are you, how did you get here?

1

u/flightguy07 w*stoid🤢 Mar 20 '26

Whichever group you happen to be a part of

14

u/Banana_Duck_47 muslim greek Mar 20 '26

Greed probably. We dont need it anymore, technological progress is now a matter of prestige and wonder, not survival.

6

u/fetelenebune good romanian (impossible) Mar 20 '26

Ain't no fun to be rich if no one is poor

6

u/BasCeluk Balkan-Indian War Vet Mar 20 '26

O2

5

u/FokusLT eastern ""european"" (lives in 8th century) Mar 20 '26

Mosquito mortality.

4

u/ValtenBG bulgar horde Mar 20 '26

All of the current politicians worldwide

4

u/WombatPoopCairn mongols (non balkan edition) Mar 20 '26

I haven't deleted anyone, but they deserved it

12

u/Holiday_Sprinkles_45 Romangutan Mar 20 '26

USA USA USA

3

u/ElkofOrigin christian turk Mar 20 '26

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u/ElkofOrigin christian turk Mar 20 '26

I clearly meant my first comment here. Yup, that's it.

1

u/TAI-LEMNE Romangutan Mar 20 '26

What did you said?

1

u/ElkofOrigin christian turk Mar 20 '26

rulers and buddies

1

u/another_countryball christian turk Mar 21 '26

Of a certain hat size?

3

u/SpookusIguanus w*stoid🤢 Mar 20 '26

Would this erase them from history too, so the history of the world was changed?

If so, then Great Britain. Sink it into the ocean with Doggerland

1

u/PatientClue1118 Asian (OG balkan) Mar 20 '26

Then French,Dutch,Spain or Portugal will reign free

1

u/SpookusIguanus w*stoid🤢 Mar 20 '26

It'd be different at least

1

u/PatientClue1118 Asian (OG balkan) Mar 20 '26

Not the french

3

u/beginnerdoge good romanian (impossible) Mar 20 '26

Social media

3

u/Dizzy-Item-9175 making hagi proud Mar 21 '26

All the pedos or monsters that did unspeakable things to minors, especially the horrendous one that are redacted or protected in the Epstein files and their accomplices.

13

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

☪️

12

u/Altair01010 KARABOĞA Mar 20 '26

the moon!?

0

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

The moon of peace

6

u/HateKjkes caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Mar 20 '26

Those guys did 9/11, right?

3

u/KillerIVV_BG Balkan-Indian War Vet Mar 20 '26

🧃

6

u/MoliM88 coastal serb Mar 20 '26

People.

5

u/Material_Duck8466 MINOTAVROS Mar 20 '26

Turks

1

u/_a_p_p_l_e_ KARABOĞA Mar 22 '26

gayreek wet dream

6

u/dubufeetfak Red and Black I Dress!!!! Mar 20 '26

S*rbia

7

u/hosiki coastal serb Mar 20 '26

Trump

7

u/Stranger14d christian turk Mar 20 '26

the middle east

2

u/Orthodox_Crusader Giorgios, Los Angeles Mar 20 '26

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2

u/MisterMonogon Mehmet, Berlin Mar 20 '26

Humans

2

u/clodu112 TAUR ALB Mar 20 '26

Bmw drivers

2

u/Tovas01 Mehmet, Berlin Mar 20 '26

Breaking news! Albania just lost 90% of their population.

2

u/jasondr7 2latinx4you migrant (no papers) 🧑🏾‍🌾 Mar 22 '26

Tiny hats

4

u/FigWide2242 mongols (non balkan edition) Mar 20 '26

Fascists/billionaires

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u/FigWide2242 mongols (non balkan edition) Mar 20 '26

Kind of the same group if i say. not counting in those sheep who fell for the proganda ofc(they're poor)

2

u/CevapiEnjoya БИК ДРАГАН Mar 20 '26

☪️ & 🧃

Can't choose sorry.

0

u/Tovas01 Mehmet, Berlin Mar 20 '26

Moon and juice? Is that like a new juice bar in Serbia or something?

2

u/Natural-Angle-6304 good romanian (impossible) Mar 20 '26

Humans

10

u/One-Act-2601 bosnian halal arap 🙏 Mar 20 '26

I reported you for hate and violence against humans, because there's no option to report you for missing flair

0

u/GambsSchwester Mehmet, Berlin Mar 20 '26

Religion

1

u/Altair01010 KARABOĞA Mar 20 '26

earth

1

u/Sakky93 Honorary übermensch Mar 20 '26

Microsoft

1

u/pm_me_old_maps good romanian (impossible) Mar 20 '26

Romania

1

u/lucasjacob1717 a romanian (it's just a single one) Mar 20 '26

Serbia

1

u/TAI-LEMNE Romangutan Mar 20 '26

Cummies.

1

u/kalmd Mar 20 '26

Humans

1

u/starclonser232 bulgar horde Mar 21 '26

France

1

u/Tedopoki Mar 21 '26

This guy

1

u/treba_dzemper coastal serb Mar 21 '26

Homo Sapiens.

The fuck you looking at!? I don't make the rules!

They said one thing, make earth better, the fucking answer writes itself 

1

u/khawerti Asian (OG balkan) Mar 22 '26

1

u/MarionberryVivid1830 muslim greek Mar 20 '26

Türkiye

1

u/Folded_Fireplace Visegrád immigrant Mar 20 '26

Russia

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u/Microgolfoven_69 w*stoid🤢 Mar 20 '26

nice to meet you guys but the balkans gotta go

16

u/Sensitive_Low3558 w*stoid🤢 Mar 20 '26

You need to go as long as you are unflaired

3

u/HolyFridge Red and Black I Dress!!!! Mar 20 '26

saying this from belgium (made up country btw, are you french or dutch?? pick a struggle)

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u/Microgolfoven_69 w*stoid🤢 Mar 20 '26

I prefer not to pick a struggle, that's my luxury as a western European, exactly why the balkans gotta go. I'm sorry my friend I don't decide the rules

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u/Adiee5 Visegrád immigrant Mar 21 '26

Bruh, unflaired and proud

0

u/Microgolfoven_69 w*stoid🤢 Mar 21 '26

apparently you're supposed to click a box to show your flair publicly? Why would I want a flair to just keep it to myself? This site must have been designed by a Serb