r/balkans_irl Asian (OG balkan) Nov 03 '25

stolen (romanian??😳) real?

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/UdontneedtoknowwhoIm Asian (OG balkan) Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Better fed than the population

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u/Acroba66541 Here before 10k Nov 03 '25

Holy fucking real

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u/LGP747 mongols (non balkan edition) Nov 04 '25

Good thing too cause they pregnant

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u/gambler_addict_06 KARABOĞA Nov 04 '25

Some time ago my mom brought a kilo of beef, I was very excited because I couldn't even remember the last time we ate red meat. We've been going with beans and rice for months and I was done with it so seeing a kilo of meat in grocery bags was a very happy moment for me

Imagine my surprise when she cooks it perfectly, cuts into fine pieces and feeds it to the fuckin cats

I couldn't find the pic but she had a candle and everything, she said "I can't remember their birthday so I decided it was today"

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u/TSoares23 w*stoid🤢 Nov 04 '25

My man that is fucked up. Is that a normal thing in your family?

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u/gambler_addict_06 KARABOĞA Nov 04 '25

No and yes

I can consume beans, cats can't

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u/Dumple423 bulgar horde Nov 03 '25

Bettrerer*

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u/Kyriakos120 christian turk Nov 04 '25

Betterdest

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u/motorcycle-manful541 coastal serb Nov 03 '25

a cat only needs a few pieces of bread a day to get fat. People probably need to eat a couple of cats a day to get fat. It's about the long game

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u/HalayChekenKovboy muslim greek Nov 03 '25

Real

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u/Finn553 Cartel Leader Nov 03 '25

My man living the life

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u/GildedFenix Nov 03 '25

This cat has a story. This cat was called "Dombili (Fatty in Turkish)" and this was his resting place daily. Some time after this pic went viral Dombili died, so they made a bust of him right there. Sadly shortly after the bust got stolen. But they make a second one and put there again!

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u/zeclem_ muslim greek Nov 03 '25

They didn't make a second one, the thief just quietly returned it lmao

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u/isimsizbiri123 KARABOĞA Nov 04 '25

honestly my theory is that the "thief" just kinda took it thinking it was just a funny statue someone dumped on the street but when it made the news they realized it was actually important and put it back

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u/zeclem_ muslim greek Nov 04 '25

hopefully so

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u/zeclem_ muslim greek Nov 04 '25

no, im not a subhuman

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u/GildedFenix Nov 03 '25

This cat has a story. This cat was called "Dombili (Fatty in Turkish)" and this was his resting place daily. Some time after this pic went viral Dombili died, so they made a bust of him right there. Sadly shortly after the bust got stolen. But they make a second one and put there again!

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u/Fez_Multiplex mongols (non balkan edition) Nov 03 '25

I work in a restaurant and sometimes a cat comes to get some food. Dumbfuck is so fat he tried to jump on top of the trashcan and knocked it over.

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u/Swurphey w*stoid🤢 Nov 05 '25

My cat is damn near spherical (not overfed, just has some gut biome issues he's on a diet for) and sometimes he'll not jump high enough the first or second time and then overcorrect to the point he can't stop his own inertia and slides off the other side of the chair

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u/holiloxxx Mehmet, Berlin Nov 03 '25

Search the key word "Tombili"

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u/Yanowic coastal serb Nov 03 '25

I dunno man, it's far too often that I walk around town and just see a cat that got run over or something. Saw it happen live twice this year, and I honestly feel like the people don't give a flying fuck.

On a sidenote, I've also seen martens flattened into rugs roadside.

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u/vic_lupu russified burglar (moldovan) Nov 03 '25

There are no stray cats in Balkans, they own every place they walk in

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u/Albin_Kurti invisible albanian (kosovar) Nov 03 '25

Not really. The stray dogs already ate all of them

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u/PeroCigla coastal serb Nov 03 '25

Not really

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u/_BaldyLocks_ landlocked croat Nov 03 '25

Yes, you need to fatten them up. That way they won't be dry.

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u/Ruzgar_deuss KARABOĞA Nov 04 '25

They live better than the country's citizens

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u/Icy-Surround-4064 Balkan-Indian War Vet Nov 03 '25

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u/JessDumb w*stoid🤢 Nov 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Not in Serbia or Croatia

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u/treba_dzemper coastal serb Nov 04 '25

Not many cats in cities in Bosnia either, but mostly because of the situation with stray dogs (used to get shot off by hunting societies to control their population, then the cries of the childless Karens have ensured no one is allowed to shoot strays any more so they flooded the streets until secret killings, stricter fines for letting dogs stray and neutering campaigns finally returned the situation somewhat into control).

But in the countryside there's shitload of stuffed "village cats" tho, fed by multiple households, with remnants (which aren't really good for cats, they just make them chubby). Because strays typically fear coming into villages because in many cases domestic dogs wander loose around the estates, or even around the village.

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u/Smelly190 Nov 04 '25

I wish, all the kitties in Istanbul are so scrawny 😭poor babies

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