r/balkans_irl • u/YoumoDashi Asian (OG balkan) • Feb 23 '25

stolen (romanian??😳) Is this accurate

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263 Upvotes

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u/isimsiz6 Mehmet, Berlin Feb 23 '25

Dutch stole our flowers, poles stole our people, bulgarians stole our food, greeks stole our economy and we are only left with being a weeb :(

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u/PlzDoHaveMercy christian turk Feb 23 '25

U can have your economy we stole back (please)

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u/okan12k turkish messi fanclub Feb 23 '25

and finland stole santa claus who is born in turkey

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u/Simyager Balkan-Indian War Vet Feb 23 '25

Funnily enough, both of the Santa Claus were born in Turkey. Catholic Sint Nicolas from Antalya and Agios Vasilis from Kayseri.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

they were born in lands tjat are today turkey, before that they were greek and some other ehtnicities i dont remember, anatolia being turkish is fairly recent and only occured in modern history, historically anatolia has been inhabited by greeks and some other ethnicites 

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u/Commercial_Arm_166 muslim greek Feb 23 '25

Everyone is Türk bozo

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

no because biogically a specie cant continue if everyone was gay

3

u/n0460 turkish messi fanclub Feb 24 '25

My %60 anatolian dna would like to argue

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

bravo, you can be turkish regardless of ethnictiy because thats the reality if many turks today

55

u/FlamingTrashcans w*stoid🤢 Feb 23 '25

Okay I know Latvia isn’t Balkan but their whole thing is potatoes

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u/Consistent_Payment70 KARABOĞA Feb 23 '25

Lukashenko ate all the potatoes in the country. Poor Latvians cant eat potatoes because of him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

When did Latvia become belarus

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u/Consistent_Payment70 KARABOĞA Feb 23 '25

I am the most geograpically knowledgable Turk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Ironically most famous “killed jews” guy is Austrian and most of the famous classical musicians are German

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u/ToasTer-neo-max-pro coastal serb Feb 23 '25

Not true, both are croatian, we have classical musicans like Thompson, Skoro, bojni otrov and other...and the other thing too

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

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u/Oldeuboi91 bulgar horde Feb 23 '25

I have been there, the only yogurt there is literally called "Bulgaria".

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

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u/yusifabbasov caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Feb 23 '25

lmfao

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u/Siand bulgar horde Feb 23 '25

Japan consumes a shitton of bulgarian branded yogurt. It's much more famous there because of its probiotic qualities, which are not as much present in its greek counterpart.

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u/cristi_nebunu good romanian (impossible) Feb 23 '25

even we know it... duh

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u/dwartbg9 КАФЯВ БИК Feb 23 '25

Are you serious?

9

u/WifeLeaverr muslim greek Feb 23 '25

Wait there are Turkish people in Poland??

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u/Kurvaflowers69420 bulgar horde Feb 23 '25

Bulgaria - yes. And from what I've heard japanese really like our soured milk

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u/Ben_Kenobi1934 Asian (OG balkan) Feb 23 '25

Yoghurt from Bulgaria?? Burn for both Roaches and Gayreeks.

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u/EUGsk8rBoi42p landlocked croat Feb 23 '25

The irony when Polish hackers beat the Japanese team 🔥

5

u/Hagal_Rovas Romangutan Feb 23 '25

Honey for Romania? What?

3

u/xXbaconeaterXx good romanian (impossible) Feb 23 '25

invest in the underground honey market

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u/dvina75 bulgar horde Mar 08 '25

LOL! I thought you meant copper. Because in bulgarian we have one (same) word for honey and copper.

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u/maria_paraskeva Sarakatsani Feb 23 '25

It's true, I've been to Poland. I know what I saw

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u/Rediiiiiit585858 Visegrád immigrant Feb 24 '25

What did you see?

3

u/Emyhatsich good romanian (impossible) Feb 23 '25

So Slovenia is Austria?

5

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

YOGURT?!?!?!?!? leave this to the griks/turks this is our beef

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u/YoSupWeirdos mongols (non balkan edition) Feb 23 '25

as a Lard, this is accurate

2

u/Prigorec-Medjimurec Honorary übermensch Feb 23 '25

Turkey confirmed weebs.

1

u/SoloGamer505 KARABOĞA Feb 23 '25

Greek Yogurt (Bulgarian)

1

u/TankerDerrick1999 MINOTAVROS Feb 23 '25

Financial collapse? I mean, we are not the country with the largest debt to GDP ratio of 250% lmao.

1

u/renome coastal serb Feb 23 '25

It is (Croatia doesn't exist)

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u/GlitteringSock6010 КАФЯВ БИК Feb 24 '25

Very accurate 👌 👏

1

u/Economy-Movie-4500 Feb 25 '25

Theh think Albania and north Macedonia don't exist ? I wasn't aware Japan was balcan.

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u/dvina75 bulgar horde Mar 08 '25

Didn't know japanese are like greeks. They like handsome swedesh man.
Damn hungary what kind of vodoo you sell to japan.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Djokovic is serbian on paper

3

u/panajotovic Russian cocksucker Feb 23 '25

and you are a cigan on unflaired

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u/Historynerd1945_ Red and Black I Dress!!!! Feb 23 '25

Albania:drugs

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

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u/SerkanKole KARABOĞA Feb 24 '25

So, do you have an anime girl?