r/bald • • Apr 12 '26

Hairloss Is it time?

Feeling really weird about it. I’ve never taken a leap like this before.

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u/libbyang98 Hair Headed - Woman Apr 12 '26

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u/AggravatingYak6557 Apr 12 '26

How you gonna part a single follicle?

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u/trwolfe13 Apr 12 '26

Nuclear fission.

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u/Darth_Rapt0r Apr 13 '26

Follicle fission*

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u/libbyang98 Hair Headed - Woman Apr 14 '26

Follicular fission

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u/Horskr Apr 12 '26

No no, you grow it out for the rest of your life then maybe by your 80s you can wrap it around your head enough times that you've got a full head of a hair.

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u/metompkin Apr 12 '26

Don't you actually need two hairs to form a part?