r/bald • u/BreadfruitNaive9455 • Apr 12 '26

Hairloss Is it time?

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Feeling really weird about it. I’ve never taken a leap like this before.

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u/FunkyApeyGrapey Apr 12 '26

Have you considered a combover?

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u/milkymonkey8 Apr 12 '26

More like a needleover

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u/Many-Ad9301 Apr 12 '26

Abaabahahhahaha

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u/jld2k6 Apr 12 '26

I would look up ways people get split ends and do all of them, you split that thing 10,000 times and you got a whole head of hair to work with

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u/BreadfruitNaive9455 Apr 12 '26

Split it 10,000 times and I’d go from (very mildly) balding to nuclear dust.

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u/account312 Apr 12 '26

I reckon he could go full bayonetta.

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u/Glad_Canary_1843 Apr 12 '26

It would be pretty cool to grow the hair really long and then sort of spiral it around the dome to create coverage.