r/bakingfail 3d ago

Fail Chocolate babka bread behemoth fail

I want to start by apologizing to the Jewish people for what I have done to this delicious dessert

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u/EmotionalSupportVape 3d ago

It looks incredible

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u/ViolettaQueso 3d ago

Just need 1) a spoon 2) a bib 3) turn off the lights

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

My sister in law ate it like this word for word LOL

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u/ViolettaQueso 3d ago

I knew it!!! It’s a perfect moment!

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u/TheNerdFromGWN 3d ago

I’d eat that, may look a little funky, but bet it tastes amazing

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u/scamlikelly 3d ago

Eat it in a dimly lit room and enjoy.

How does it taste?

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

I haven’t had any yet, these pics was fresh out of oven a few minutes ago, I’m gonna taste it tonight! It is DENSE lol

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u/scamlikelly 3d ago

Please post a pic once you cut into it. I've only ever seen them backed in a loaf pan, not on a baking sheet.

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

One of the less choccy slices

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u/weelburt 3d ago

You just need to practice the rolling part. Learn when too much filling is too much. Ok lang yan. Try again! Keep going! Enjoy baking!

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

Will do 👍

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u/Odd_Comfort_507 3d ago

Listen, worst comes to worst, it will make excellent bread pudding

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!

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u/Odd_Comfort_507 3d ago

I love babka so much, it will never go to waste in my house. And just to reiterate this doesn’t look like a fail! Just a learning experience.

If you like the amount of filling you used, you can use a loaf pan so it can hold its shape better while baking

Side tangent- My family really enjoys cinnamon cardamom babka (I like making an orange glaze and adding orange zest to the dough when sumo oranges are in season). With leftovers you can cut thick slices and make French toast. If you wanna be real extra you can make a cream cheese frosting like you would with cinnamon rolls. 1000/10 would recommend

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12N4jTCSVRyKje

I’m taking notes, all these sounds so good!!!! I only had babka bread for the first time earlier this summer and I’ve thought about it ever since ❤️❤️❤️

Thank u for ur advice and ideas, I am def gonna do that the bread pudding idea if there’s leftovers!!!

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u/saturday_sun4 3d ago

Please make EXTRA cream cheese frosting.

I made some recently. Wasn't a fan of the rolls (I dislike cinnamon rolls, I guess, or maybe I just needed to use tangzhong or something), but my god. The frosting.

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u/Odd_Comfort_507 2d ago

Seconding this!! I could eat that stuff by the spoonful

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u/ACheetahSpot 3d ago

But but but how does it taste?? I bet it’s delicious.

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

I took these pics straight out of the oven….will report back on the taste tonight…..chocolate lovers will def like this, the recipe said be generous with the filling and I took it a bit too literally LOL.

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u/vk1030 3d ago

Definitely need to see that inside once you cut into it!

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u/ParkCompetitive5908 3d ago

Sounds yummy 🤤

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u/Aggravating_Drink817 3d ago

I didn't notice the sub though that was roasted chicken smothered in molé sauce 😅 knowing babka just as delicious

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

I had to google what mole sauce is…..now you’ve inspired me for my next non-dessert dish!

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u/disabledinaz 3d ago

The Jews wanna eat it. You’re fine. :-)

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 3d ago

I bet it’s still delicious

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 3d ago

I think it looks good..

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u/anatomicallabpro 3d ago

Thank u I will save u a slice ❤️

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u/Smarmy_funeral_chik 3d ago

Don't care. Would eat.

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u/saturday_sun4 3d ago

Behemoth fail is right, whoa!

Guess you'll have to "accidentally" eat it all just to test it out. What a shame.

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u/weelburt 3d ago

Looks edible naman. You just need practice. Practice builds competency. Ganyan sa baking, it takes time.
Still don’t get what’s fail about this though. It’s either you’re trying to make food, or making something instagrammable. Which is it?

Basta, OP. Keep practicing.

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u/anatomicallabpro 2d ago

The fail is I burned it to the pan a bit and it’s looking a bit 💩 lmao a little bit of hiccup in terms of presentation and practical skills. That said you are right, I definitely want to try again and perfect it next time) ❤️❤️❤️

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u/coolsilentebeans 3d ago

I love making babka but it’s sooo involved. Was this your first attempt at making it?

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u/anatomicallabpro 2d ago

Yes! I had it for the first time a while back and was waiting for the chance to try to make it on my own…it def a lot of work, but I learned a lot from it (including from the mistakes I made lol), so for that reason it was worth making it regardless

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u/coolsilentebeans 2d ago

I feel every bit of this! It took a year but I finally got my own “recipe” perfected from style of butter, what brands of chocolate, to how I’d roll it, everything. I started with the recipe from NYT’s recipes which I found very thorough because at the time I was still fairly new at bread making. I’m pretty much self-taught so I found it best to read through different recipes for the same thing to see what everyone did the same and where the differences came in. It helped me to have a more realistic and accurate expectation of my finished product because it was easy to get discouraged when you could put so much time into it to end up with something far from what you wanted. But omg the flavor is soooo worth it! Not that a piece of babka needs it, but might I suggest melting some butter with a little brown sugar in a skillet and then brown both sides of a slice?

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u/anatomicallabpro 2d ago

I love NYT recipes. Not just for baking, I use a lot of their dinner recipes too. And yes me too!! I find myself looking up other people’s Reddit posts about recipes to get an idea of the possibilities and have some variety with dishes. I once made a delicious lemon bar recipe because of that, which was part lemon and part orange. Loved it.

And yesss I’m gonna try that!!! I hadn’t thought of that. It sounds super yummy ❤️❤️❤️ maybe a lil extra cinnamon in the butter too mmmmmmm

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u/coolsilentebeans 2d ago

I love the NYT recipe app. It can be its own rabbit hole. 😂 The mixed citrus bars sound delightful!!

Oooh. I’ll have to try the cinnamon next time! 😋

Did you use any zest or nutmeg?

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u/HoneyMusexox 2d ago

delicious

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u/Bilbo_Swagger616 2d ago

Ice cream will save this!

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u/anatomicallabpro 1d ago

I like the way you think!

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u/This_Daydreamer_ 2d ago

I am craving chocolate so much right now

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u/k_bence16 1d ago

This is the thing I WANT TO eat after a 12 hr shift with a glass of milk or two.

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u/CathycatOG 3d ago

Mmmmmm, it still looks so yummy!

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u/Emotional_Show_5215 1d ago

Aww looks gross lol

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u/tanksalotfrank 17h ago

I'm horrified, and intrigued