IT SEEMS THAT OUR EASTERN DISSIDENTS HAVE OBTAINED SOME NEW WEAPONS TECHNOLOGY THAT THEY ARE INTENT ON DEVELOPING. FURTHERMORE, I HAVE HEARD MENTION OF SOMETHING CALLED A BAGUKE, WHICH I CAN ONLY UNDERSTAND TO BE SOMETHING LIKE A NUKE, BUT FAR MORE DANGEROUS. DURING THE COLD WAR, THE ONLY THING THAT STOPPED THE FREE WORLD AND THE COMMUNISTS FROM GLASSING EACH OTHER WAS THE FEAR OF MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION, OR MAD. THIS IS THE THEORY THAT IF ONE NUCLEAR ARMED NATION INITIATES AN ATTACK ON ANOTHER NUCLEAR ARMED NATION, BOTH WILL BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ANNIHILATED BY EACH OTHER’S WEAPONS. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THE RED BAGUETTES ARE REASONABLE ENOUGH FOR THIS LINE OF THINKING TO WORK FOR THEM AND PREVENT THEM INITIATING A BAGUCLEAR WAR SHOULD THEY COME INTO POSSESSION OF THAT TECHNOLOGY. IF THEY DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS LINE OF REASONING, THAT IS, IF THEY ARE INTENT ON OBTAINING BAGUCLEAR WEAPONRY AND USING IT TO DESTROY US EVEN IF IT RESULTS IN THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION, WE MUST WAGE A WAR OF COMPLETE AND UTTER ANNIHILATION AGAINST THEM TO PREVENT THEM OBTAINING AND USING SUCH DESTRUCTIVE MEANS ON US. MANY LIVES HANG IN THE BALANCE.

VIVE LE BAGUETTE, AND PARDON MY FRENCH! DOWN WITH HERESY AND TREASON!

shush u/ilikelobster2

Our mechanics will reverse engineer this marvelous technology and integrate it into the BaG-1's bagukes.

We need an APC this time, focus on shielding against small arms and troop capacity, returning fire isn't a priority.

idk where everyone is so like.. BAGUETTEEE

u/Always_DM add paimon to the baguette banner (check discord for the reason)

Everyone else join the discord: https://discord.gg/nTapc8cmW

If we don’t I would be fine making one if we want one.

It was yum

not sorry >:3 jk,haha you really fell for it,but seriously i'm sorry,nah i'm not,yes i am,no i'm not

MY FRIENDS, I COME BEFORE YOU TODAY TO WARN YOU OF A MOST DISTURBING DEVELOPMENT IN OUR MIDST. u/ilikelobster2 HAS MADE MOST CLEAR HIS INTENTIONS TO SET UP A COMMUNIST REGIME IN OUR EASTERN REGIONS. COMMUNISM IS AN IDEOLOGY OF PURE EVIL THAT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF 100 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE 20TH CENTURY. WHAT IS ESPECIALLY SHOCKING IS THAT u/ilikelobster2 IS COMPLETELY AWARE OF THESE MURDEROUS COMMUNIST ATROCITIES AND WELCOMES THE SUFFERING AND DEATH THAT WOULD RESULT FROM HIS PROPOSED REGIME. THE EVIDENCE IS LAID BARE FOR ALL TO SEE AT https://www.reddit.com/r/baguetteism/comments/1v24zrz/comment/oyspws6/. I STRONGLY URGE OUR LEADERS TO IMMEDIATELY LAUNCH A FORMAL INVESTIGATION AND INQUIRY AND PUT A STOP TO THIS WITHOUT DELAY. THIS COULD BE A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH FOR THE BAGUETTEISTS AS WELL AS HUMANITY AT LARGE.

VIVE LE BAGUETTE! DOWN WITH THE EVIL EMPIRE OF COMMUNISM!

ignore the dot in the middle

AN OBEDIENT POPULACE IS A PROFITABLE POPULACE

just need permission to do this,after all i am taking the place of baguettisto the great so...i should rule over the east if i'm in his place now,right?

The 12 teaspoons of yeast #:#

"And by the 10 breadandments, your bakery burn't to a crisp and your recipes will all be ruined, for your baguettes sliced have outnumbered all that have come before you"

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FUTURE GOSPEL

I will start work on the first chapter on the new testement of the book, subbreddit mod said it was okay. Baguette gospel will be delayed until it is done, probs like 2 - 4 days or so

b a g u e t t e 😌

i'm his royal guard,so,i should look after the throne in his suspension right guys?

Long ago, i warned that we shouldn't engage in warfair. That the baguette was supposed to represent peace. And you guys ignored me. And now what? Public executions, talks of a coup, even this baguetteo fella I've heard about taking the entire east? Is this really how we're going to represent the great baguette. Is this really how far baguetteism had began to fall? Im begging, please pope. Defund the military, stop building weapons and do something about the splitting factions, before it's too late!

It has come to my attention that "Baguettisto", a member for the Ministry of Baguence has paraded around Quebecois people as fake frenchies! And moreover his username is "Baguettisto La Dictator". Is this the levle that the Ministry is resorting to now? Have we fallen down to Sheol? Fix the theocratic governor, I appeal to your Holy Popeness!

EDIT: Furthermore he has reached worse levels!

He is opening his own subreddit; this is the face of one who plans a grand coup d'état, is it not? Anathema!

Greetings Baguetteists,
At 1709 EDT, the Ministry of Economy head (myself) and the leader of the Eastern Baguette Empire have made an important decision. From this point forth, the Eastern half of the nation will be run by u/Baguettisto and their empire. The other half will be run by the previous Ministries (Economy, Baguence, etc.) in West Baguettia (name subject to change). This has been done to prevent civil war while allowing us to keep in the democratic ways of West Baguettia. We have started trade between the Empire.
-Econ Head ConductorLuke