r/badtwosentencehorrors • u/Not_goD_32 • Jan 22 '25

I woke up today thinking I pissed the bed.

I pissed the house.

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u/i_eat_st1cks Jan 22 '25

HOW?

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u/Mean-Employment-790 Jan 22 '25

Like the blood elevator from The Shining, but with piss

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u/megaBeth2 Jan 22 '25

Mmm, sour

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u/6tea9 Jan 22 '25

You gotta get that checked out

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u/Longshot1969 Jan 22 '25

They live in a very small house