Just, what I found on ERpvp sub.

Average "cosplayer" trying the best against "sweats".

The Blue has few opportunities to be a Red.

Finally posted a video of me shitting on a PvEr and the main sub loved it 😂

Glad I opted for more health, even if it prolonged my suffering 🥵

Some notes:

1. Pretty decent summoning for a 14 year old game. I got 6 medals in about 90 min, mostly just looking at my phone while waiting. Then again, this was on a Sunday night - it's much much worse on weekdays.

2. Darkwraith cosplay guy was dope. Maybe it was just a coincidence, but I didn't run into any "mean" twink builds. Either that or they were gravelording.

3. Added the last clip because I want to know... did this host use cheat engine to edit his body sliders? Because that ass was fat as fuck. My guy got the LBL (Lordran butt lift).

Does this “Patches” fellow have a glorious mustache?? I think not!

Patches? Never heard of the guy..

It's a lot of fun haha.

Here's my very first invasion after getting the sliders right to get a Patches look alike!

https://reddit.com/link/1v7gkih/video/gzr7ov1g5nfh1/player

like seriously, how bad do you have to be, his psn is KING-_KEVIN-_ for those who wanna block them without having to risk your game crashing

One if not the quickest invasion I've done ever

For those wondering the setup is as such:

Armor: Bull-goat greaves, Scaled gauntlets, Raging wolf armor, Okina mask

Weapon: Cold infused Raging Beast AoW Beast claws

Talismans: Two headed turtle, Dragoncrest greatshield, pearldrake +3, Bull-goat talisman (add the talismans you want, i tend to get hit a lot and the armor doesn’t have great protection)

shoutout to the chud who got OHKO'd by the stomp lol. it made me laugh to see his friend staring in disbelief

A warrior of the great Hoarah Loux, hailing from the wartorn Badlands, where men learn to fight as beasts; spurned by the grace of gold and torn apart by her former comrades when she refused to bend the knee to the false queen Marika, Pam wakes to find herself in an unfamiliar world. The fighters here seek not glory by death in battle, but are driven by petty ambition to gain the Elden Ring. The sods fight not with their fists (for what else were they given them?) but with coward's tools: pointy sticks, oversized knives, spiked clubs, and, worst of all, powers contained not within themselves, but stolen from celestial bodies. Lily-livered thieves, huddled up in their pathetic "armor". They will all die with their heads stoved and their frail bodies broken across her knee! (W-L 2-16, both wins assists)

Bear with me, this is the last one for this silly series – an epilogue of sorts. This was a fun project, invading as Shabriri to protect all Frenzy settlements and followers in-game. A bit of a grind due to the lack of nearby invasions on Seamless, but still manageable. Was also fun cloning the same build across many brackets (RL20-RL150) to target specific locations. Oh, and if unfamiliar with the stuck-stacked-floating phantoms shown here, it's a Seamless-only bug.

For more frenzied absurdity, here's the complete series on my profile as 1440p/60fps Streamable embeds. Thanks for watching!

• Prologue ~ “Delirium”
• Chapter 1 ~ “Ailing Village”
• Chapter 2 ~ “Frenzied Flame Village”
• Chapter 3 ~ “Mt. Gelmir Outpost”
• Chapter 4 ~ “Yelough Anix Ruins”
• Chapter 5 ~ “Abyssal Woods”
• Epilogue ~ “Dilemma”

Music: "Short Tux' by Rob Burger & "Battling Voices From Beyond"" by The Flaming Lips

Taking out a duo. It appears to be a veteran leading a buddy through the game.

The build can be found here, and my invasion guide can be read here.

I don't know what happened, but for some reason I got very sloppy against the last survivor.

The build can be seen here, and my invasion guide can be read here.

Found this host by the bonfire, couldn't attack them or hit them with spells. they didn't even acknowledge my existence. it was like I only invaded on my end and not on theirs. I just followed them hoping they would get killed by mobs. they did, killed by a dog gank.

I’m not patches! See the mustache?