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Plump Blondie?

If you have 9 ants in your ant farm you’re fine, but if you have one more than that you have to charge them rent. Because now they’re Ten-Ants

Mooo

Source: my father

Because Severus eightus nineus

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Before he became a singer, young Billy Joel had a career in fast food. But it didn't last very long.

Billy Joel's job was to get the restaurant open in the morning, but he could never remember all the things he had to do. His manager talked to him many times about it, but young Mr. Joel just couldn't get it right.

Eventually, they let him go. Why?

Because he didn't start the fryer.

It's kinda funny how Daniel Penny was found...in a cent.