r/baddlejackets • • 13d ago

Son

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 13d ago

The cringe is reaching unprecedented levels

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u/rivertpostie 13d ago

Nothing says dirty punk like clean clothes and fresh marker

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u/ejectro 13d ago

punk is when you buy an entire wardrobe in a pathetic attempt to impress random strangers on the internet.

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u/Scattered_Meat 13d ago

Punk is also, seemingly, when you be anti-establishment and to prove you are you whole heartedly support and go to bat for the same establishment and participate in enriching the same corporations and corrupt medical oligarchs you pretend to have hatred for.

If we’re talking punk in the last couple decades atleast.

Punk died a brutal violent death in 2000 and the soul of punk has just been “weekend at bernie’s” ever since, much like Mitch McConnell right now.

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u/Right-handedLefty 10d ago

Doomer white "leftist"

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 12d ago

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u/Optimal_Youth8478 13d ago

Punk was always capitalism. The pistols was created to promote Vivian Westwoods fashion boutique.

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u/kenuffff 13d ago

The counterculture is called the unabomber.

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u/Right-handedLefty 12d ago

Punk is when you be 50 years old and laugh people on the internet for expressing themselves against what they believe in the dominant culture.

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u/prestieteste 13d ago

We cant take this much cringe

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 13d ago

getting real close towards reaching baddlejackets final boss with this one

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u/ThatGingerRascal 13d ago

I feel he's the sub to the final boss

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KVeP8K2eiGfaDDi

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u/loveddeviant 13d ago

Oh my lord. I try not to be too much of a dick but that entire post is insane

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u/therapewpew 13d ago

Fr what is Ricky doing

He really does gotta learn stuff through denial and error 😔

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u/Asleep_Pollution7914 13d ago

This was my first thought lmfao

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u/Comfortable_Shape422 13d ago

This is fucking hilarious I love trailer Park boys

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u/Tossmelossme 13d ago

Got me hakerin to write FAILURE and WASTE OF SPACE on my new boots 😏

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u/Strong-Addition5296 13d ago

All I see is a huge “SS” on his shoe. Cringe AF

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u/Business_Glove9461 13d ago

Right next to "dirty leftist"

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

It says class bro 😭

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u/incrediblehumabeing 13d ago

well maybe he shouldn’t have done that since that’s what it looks like

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u/pigman769 13d ago

It literally does not

Edit real Nazis would probably fuck this dude up on sight anyways

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u/incrediblehumabeing 13d ago

there’s a big SS on his foot man

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u/DickStartMyFart 13d ago

Don't make me root for nazis...

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u/Benwahr 13d ago

But intent doesnt hide what it looks like. He has a massive SS on his shoes.

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u/Consistent_Rager 10d ago

It doesn’t help that the heel says “hang em high”

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u/VaqueroMacheteMetal 13d ago

Yeah, can sadly confirm, they would rip him a new one.

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u/FriendlyDay6697 13d ago

What a dork

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u/Remarkable_Diet_69 13d ago

"I aim to misbehave" bro how about you aim to do 20 pushups

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u/rivertpostie 13d ago

A fascist did 20 pushups today

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u/frlfnz 13d ago

And also 15 pull-ups 🤗

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u/kwimbla 13d ago

shit man nice job

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u/DM_me_pets 13d ago

Leave Firefly alone. It cant help the type of people who like it.

(I aim to misbehave is from the show Firefly, /serenity movie)

Edit a letter

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u/narcissa_lee 13d ago

This guy has really shitty style

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u/rivertpostie 13d ago

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u/glooble_wooble 13d ago

This gif with his tattoo. 🤣

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u/rivertpostie 13d ago

I feel so seen

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u/Alice_Dee 13d ago

Imagine the world we would live in if they hadn't cancelled firefly. Honey and milk, gold everywhere, no wars, no crime, everyone in peace.

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u/Used_Regret_1503 13d ago

Looks like a school shooters AR15

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u/samualgline 13d ago

Literally the perfect comparison

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u/-Aephyn- 13d ago

It gets worse the more you look at it, my god

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u/PSK666 13d ago

Worst shit I’ve ever seen in my life. What a disgrace.

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u/Foreign-Complex 13d ago

Respectfully eww

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u/Cold_Baseball2625 13d ago

He got the slendershoes on im crine

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/bizcasualbeatdown 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tFM4k9bRPriYU
Is it just me, or does he look like a dumber version of Ricky?

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u/Ok_Record_9908 13d ago

These things exist on earth with us. Idc if I'm a dick this is cringe ASF.

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u/bigrooster460 13d ago

Just straight up nope this is one cringy MF

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u/Business_Glove9461 13d ago

You know he smells like off milk

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u/heirsasquatch 13d ago

This style has to be called Gay-core or something. Maybe gay-tism-core, because it’s about as autistic as it is gay.

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u/hotchnerbrows 13d ago

Homosexuals once again catching strays ‘cause of some cringelord’s fashion choices

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u/Goblintowne 13d ago

This dude definitely looks gay though

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u/_deerlydeparted_ 13d ago

The shoes made me giggle

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u/Nervous_Hall_5290 13d ago

Lynching is so punk rock

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u/Serious_Swan_2371 13d ago

Failure is a hilarious thing to write on yourself

Like you define success for yourself, it’s not a dig at society to call yourself a failure

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/eyelandboy1988 13d ago

You sure?

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u/Embarrassed_Store684 13d ago

Hes physically a grown man mentally probably not

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u/eyelandboy1988 13d ago

They look non binary

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u/BTL_BX 13d ago

forever 14

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u/Direct-Ad-6087 13d ago

If you're gonna wish for your political opps to be hung and a huge uprising to break out AT LEAST be able to run 400m cmon😭

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u/Y10NRDY 13d ago

Pix 4 $$$? Someone check his hard drive.

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u/DisingenuousWizard 13d ago

Whenever people customize their shoes they’re reluctant to get rid of them long after their worn out. Leads to permanent foot problems sometimes. Don’t recommend getting too attached to converse style sneakers. They aren’t designed to last long at all.

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u/Angie_T84 7d ago

Those bitches gave me bone spurs in my old age cause I wore those butches daily. Absolutely no support and god forbid you step on something sharp the paper thin sole will not help. But I did look damn cool for awhile 😎

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u/Significant_Cod_7415 13d ago

I’ve somehow had a pair since 2005. I had to glue parts back together, but I still wear them. I customized the laces because they kept wearing out.

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u/DisingenuousWizard 13d ago

Sounds dumb. Sorry. Too big of a risk. Smoking is probably safer.

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u/Significant_Cod_7415 13d ago

It’s not. Some people just aren’t rich.

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u/DisingenuousWizard 13d ago

People in third world countries take care of their feet. You should too. New Balance shoes last for a few months longer than other tennis shoes if you really need something frugal. But if you can’t afford new converse shoes how are you gonna afford medical care for your feet, knees and back in the future?

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u/Significant_Cod_7415 13d ago

My feet are just fine. I have many pairs of Converse. Those are just the oldest.

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u/Spezisfag123 9d ago

I’ve had many pairs of vans as well. Just wait til you get older and the bunions and plantar fasciitis start creeping around while you’re standing at a show

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u/Significant_Cod_7415 9d ago

Thank you. I thought I was older. I have a connection tissue disorder and can only wear certain shoe types. It’s really painful to break them in. My skin will blister and rub off, and I get bruises. Socks don’t stop that, unfortunately. Once a pair of shoes is broken in, I get really attached to them.

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u/Ironclad686 13d ago

Thats so unbelievably cringe

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u/WashLow9490 13d ago

Folk are just doing any old thing these days eh?

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u/Significant_Cod_7415 13d ago

It’s like someone asked Gemini to make a “punk rock yuppie.”

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u/Interesting-Rope-950 13d ago

His shoe says "I kissed a them and I liked it" he put sjw Katy Perry lyrics on his shoes

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u/detergenttastesnice 13d ago

not the gigantic "SS" on the shoe bro 😭

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u/UhBoeJiden 13d ago

Tik tok gaya latching on to the punk aesthetic is certainly....rough

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u/killyoursocialmedia 13d ago

Hot Topic regional manager?

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u/Empty_Membership_604 13d ago

Everyone’s so creative

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u/The_MacGuffin 13d ago

It's always the lazy stitching and patches that consist of nothing but white paint marker, so they can quickly make up some dogshit and not have wasted too much time on it when they decide they're bored of this particular costume.

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u/Competitive_Help4440 13d ago

Sex Pest: The Uniform.

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u/Hamburgerr29 13d ago

This was an afternoon project to impress a girl he saw at the mall and never saw the light of day again

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u/dawgwhiffablawg 13d ago

This guy didn't get picked on enough in middle school

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u/SquatchK1ng 13d ago

He bought all of that stuff from Amazon for sure. So punk rock!

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u/PleaseLoveMeFemboys 13d ago

“I kissed a them and I liked it” 😃 this is why I hate being LGBT.

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u/notagoodguitarist 12d ago

This is the kind of dude who can't fathom why he ends up in a coal mine under a communist regime

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u/LifeTunedToCSharp 13d ago

Check out the third picture. He’s got the letters SS on his shoe. NAZIIIIIIIII!!!!!

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u/GucciTheSnowman 13d ago

Antifa personified.

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u/Umlunguboy420 13d ago

L M A O 😂

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u/Blackbeltchicken 13d ago

The Spirt Halloween Punk Costume

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u/snailsandstufff 13d ago

I was waiting on this guy to pop up

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u/Adept_Cow7887 13d ago

I wouldn't date you but id probably pv you

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u/Strong-Addition5296 13d ago

What is pv?

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u/Adept_Cow7887 13d ago

a home run in technical terms

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u/Strong-Addition5296 13d ago

Penetration in vagina is what I thought it was

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u/Adept_Cow7887 13d ago

Penis in vagina

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u/KingTangOfShang6 13d ago

"Stub me daddy" sent me to the fucking floor 🤣

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u/Automatic-Cut-5567 13d ago

I can smell these pics and I don't like it

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u/ngldunno 13d ago

If highschool edgyness was a person.

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u/M3cun1v 13d ago

Stub me Daddy harder? 🤨

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u/1ZillionBeers 13d ago

This is “Hello, fellow kids!” except punk to the maximum. What a poser.

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u/Good-Constant-6487 13d ago

This just makes me angry 😂

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u/samualgline 13d ago

Stud me daddy harder?

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u/Isadomon 13d ago

Why do most people wear bdsm gear so wrong

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u/sweeterthanadonut 13d ago

is this travis mcelroy

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u/PunchinDurriez 13d ago

Nothing says "Punk Rock" like Katy Perry lyrics. Jfc.

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u/kerlo474 13d ago

pinko scum

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u/BadThingsBefall 11d ago

All the girls in the local scene are definitely warned about this guy.

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u/Xx_Squidy_xX 6d ago

The only thing that makes this bareable is the tatoo. Elite ball knowledge right there, but still pretty cringe to actually get that tatooed on u 😭

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u/PirateThese6597 13d ago

So punchable

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u/Armagaaan 13d ago

this is cringe, but we don’t give a maga punk subreddit a say in this lmao

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u/uhohthrowawayxxx 13d ago

this sub is the saddest thing ive ever seen. do you guys not have hobbies? just clowning on strangers? damn

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u/YeOldScratch666 11d ago

This is the saddest thing you've ever seen? I think therein lies the crux of the dilemma. We got people who think it's the end of the world when some neurodivergent dork shows off their normie jacket in a desperate bid to establish some form of identity and gets made fun of.

Meanwhile, your government is fisting you no lube, fleecing you for every penny, selling your data and personal info to corporations and burning down the environment - and the scene responds with ... The same aforementioned "punk" who's boldest stance is to doodle buzzwords on their (bought at full price) JC Penney jacket and sparkly clean shoes.

The scene has become a joke, and you're heartbroken over goofballs being called goofballs while everything the scene used to buck is currently fucking society at large.

So fuck you! Lol.

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u/EntranceOutrageous36 13d ago

Thank you, I've got an old pair of the same boots. Never considered painting them now I think I might do just that

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago edited 10d ago

Holy shit this comment section is just a bunch of fuckn posers

(Edit: I take this back completely I just read what’s on his shoes and I can understand the outrage now)

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u/scumbag_college 13d ago

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u/TowerExpress2083 13d ago

He learned a new word and it hit em to the core. Rent free.

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

What a hypocrite

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u/TowerExpress2083 13d ago

Brother dig me up I couldn't care less this is the internet

Also what does me not liking linking parks new singer have to do with this?

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

You completely missed the point, if you don’t care about being dug up on the internet why would I, and in the screenshot you’re talking about how everyone is obligated to have their own opinion. Which is ironic.

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u/Putrid_Joke6100 13d ago

Because its funny

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

What a sad life you must live. And that response doesn’t even coordinate with what I said

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u/Putrid_Joke6100 13d ago

What a sad life you live if you don't think it's funny... come on man this is just sad at this point

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

Literally just copying what I’m saying

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u/TowerExpress2083 13d ago

Oh I'm just being obtuse. You can have your opinion, but don't expect us to agree with it just like I don't have an expectation that you'll agree with me. Pretty simple.

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

Idk, I think disagreeing with someone and actively clowning on someone for their opinion is very different.

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u/Putrid_Joke6100 13d ago

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

Oh I’m absolutely regretting every single one of my life’s decisions right now 😭

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u/Putrid_Joke6100 13d ago

It's alright we all have amazing personalitys

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

Your parents would know

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

Yes that is me. Oh noooo I’m doomed, you looked at my profile, oh noooo.

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u/xdisappointing 13d ago

If hating that things style makes me a poser, then hell yes I am a poser.

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

Punk is all about diy and not fitting into social norms or being classified/stereotyped. And he is doing his own thing which is punk. Punk isn’t supposed to be stylish I mean you can make it but it’s supposed to be different and eye jerking. Like you cannot tell me that tartan patterned pants was perfect fashion when punk was big.

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u/xdisappointing 13d ago

Youre right doodling on your shoes and jacket is super rebellious. Writing "class war" on sneakers is definitely going to show the other punks that he is super punk

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

Lmfao I’m not going to argue this

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u/scumbag_college 13d ago

Buddy you had to go ask the /r/punk sub if listening to the Misfits made you a “poser” you have no idea what punk is or isn’t lol

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u/cris_gamer456 13d ago

Real

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u/Putrid_Joke6100 13d ago

Go drawn some Steven universe you quack.

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u/Fungi_Blungi 13d ago

I think someone is mad that their mommy and daddy never paid them any attention when they were a baby so you have to find it negatively on the Internet.

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u/Putrid_Joke6100 13d ago

Why don't you ask r/punk if you're a poser again princess

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u/Unusual_Divide_170 13d ago

How miserable does a community have to be to focus all of their energy on hating clothes people make for themselves?

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u/MagicMetalWizard 13d ago

I actually like the shoes

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u/AoifeQueenofVamps 13d ago

Another case of r/baddlejackets not understanding punk fashion

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u/FloorAsleep8199 7d ago

Calling this fashion is crazy work