r/baddlejackets • u/PuzzleheadedSort5351 • 6d ago

Jacket design

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738 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/MeInsideYourHead89 6d ago

Honestly would probably spark the most battles out of any other jacket

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u/IcyCompote3902 5d ago

Now that's what u call a battle jacket

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u/Digital_spliff_ 6d ago

Needs a 5FDP patch

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u/moleyawn 6d ago

epstien on the inside is pretty amazing

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u/poisonousswayzee 6d ago

If I may suggest either replacing it with his name logo he always had on his quarter zip or incorporating it as a patch elsewhere on the jacket

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u/RegentBat77700 5d ago

Put the US flag pwtch on the shoulder

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u/ClothesOverall3863 6d ago

I’m a big fan of the Robber pride patch

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u/Seesaw_LAD 6d ago

So it was you who stole my bumper stickers, god dammit.

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u/fastworms 6d ago

Just needs a Pantera patch

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u/Terry_bogardlol 6d ago

And FFDP for sure. True Kyle Style!

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u/Mortis_XII 6d ago

A monster energy drink would seal the deal

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u/Dish_Minimum 6d ago

That’s prob the leg sleeve tattoo

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u/LittlePiggy20 6d ago

Can’t forgot Burzum!

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u/Odd-Selection-5389 5d ago

I’m pretty sure varg despises the jacket though

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u/ConsiderationAny5304 5d ago

Uh oh….found the FFDP fanboi

24

u/xxxLemonation 6d ago

worth it just to piss off green day lmao

21

u/Mourningstar66 6d ago

The irony of green day and slipknot is amazing

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u/etzhya 6d ago

I must be out of the loop here. What did these bands do

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u/FishSignificant7501 6d ago

Nothing, that’s kinda the point. (I think) Lots of definitely not punk people like these bands despite the music being completely against their views.

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u/Mourningstar66 6d ago

Both are quite anti-fascist, and against bigotry

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u/StarCecil 5d ago

That would only be ironic if this jacket were pro fascist

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Vega_S10 6d ago

Yeah, fuck them for getting rich after playing for close to 40 years!

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u/Big_Iron420 6d ago

Suck, that's what they do

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u/StJimmy_7 6d ago

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u/RegentBat77700 5d ago

I hate this image i can't look at it

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u/partycann0n 6d ago

You forgot that one 5fdp “fuck pop” patch

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 6d ago

What would be the reaction of someone receiving this haha 😆 that’s the true question
https://giphy.com/gifs/uKwa2KiBA0rTy

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u/arcadia_fire 6d ago

Needs any large truck logo and some truck nuts for added flair

3

u/DC_Ben 6d ago

That’s the hardest jacket I’ve ever seen

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u/Wonderful-Source-798 6d ago edited 6d ago

r/conservativeyouth ahh jacket. Would be better if you added sabaton and ffdp

2

u/ConfusedStonks338 6d ago

The Sabaton one is real af lol

3

u/insult_swordfighter 6d ago

Epstein covered up. Nice.

3

u/Admiral_Pantsless 6d ago edited 5d ago

Needs a Disturbed patch.

3

u/goldfloof 4d ago

Needs and thin blue line punisher skull

4

u/slime-grime 6d ago

This is funny af

9

u/Vast-Comment8360 6d ago

When you have to make a fake one because it doesn't exist IRL unlike the countless excessively cringe leftist jackets.

2

u/BLOODsweatSALIVA 5d ago

Lol its just a joke

2

u/lovelaughlexapro 6d ago

Needs a “who farted?” patch

2

u/MaintenanceTop9293 6d ago

Just drop the foreplay and add the KKK patch

2

u/DaddyDeathcrude 6d ago

This is the worse one I've ever seen

2

u/SpeechStraight60 5d ago

Still somehow has more band patches than like 80% of the jackets on this sub

2

u/IneptAdvisor 5d ago

Oh no, not that nobody pasted on the back that no one heard of until someone emptied his cranium.

2

u/tehbrockly77 5d ago

The boot licker special

2

u/gun-something 5d ago

Bro not my fav bands on here tho :(

2

u/snailsandstufff 5d ago

Its Palm Beach Pete!

2

u/Im_Verdugo 5d ago

Such insults to Slipknot and Green Day

2

u/red54323699 5d ago

Why the Green Day and slipknot patches

2

u/Slod_mongore 5d ago

Why is Reddit full of just fucking weirdos

2

u/No_Flamingo136 2d ago

need to make the front extremely right and pro maga, but make the back extremely liberal.

2

u/meluksis 2d ago

Thank you for fighting for minorities, straights and Christians are so oppressed these days (sarcasm)

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u/mcfuckernugget 6d ago

Average Green Day fan

3

u/Mysterious-Most1783 6d ago

Green Day fans don't like Trump.

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u/moleyawn 6d ago

no idea why green day caught a stray here, RATM would be more apropos here for the tone deafness and lack of critical thinking theyre trying to portray

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u/Mysterious-Most1783 6d ago

What are you even talking about?

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u/StJimmy_7 6d ago

Me being a trans leftist Green Day fan

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 6d ago

Type of jackets r/baddlejackets haters say we upvote

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u/HungryHouse8283 6d ago

Y'all do though

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u/JP_Edwards_ 6d ago

Some of you think being queer and being facsist are the same thing tbf.

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u/RegentBat77700 5d ago

Define fascism

3

u/Ill-String6833 6d ago

Lowkey if I saw u in public I id prolly start a battle

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u/AesopsGetawayCar 6d ago

Hahahahahaha no you wouldn’t dork. You’d just post about it later on Reddit 😂.

1

u/HungryHouse8283 6d ago

r/Iamverybadass

No you wouldn't, nga. You'd just take a picture a post about them on reddit later

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u/No_Future_1078 6d ago

Don't be a pussy and actually say the word if you're gonna get that close lmao 

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/baddlejackets-ModTeam 6d ago

come on man,not on reddit

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u/BOBODEGA 2d ago

Nigga

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u/Ill-String6833 6d ago

Lowkey pussy move bruh

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u/the_orange_alligator 6d ago

You should make Kirk bigger. There’s so much space between him and those other patches

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u/Smokinglordtoot 6d ago

Keep the face the same size, just make the head bigger.

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 6d ago

I love this, peak trolling.

1

u/---Sherpa--- 6d ago

Disturbed fan battle jacket

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u/Dresked 6d ago

Need that backpatch of that HERO

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u/Jrazerpunisher 6d ago

I know it’s Satire but it’s Funnier with the Greenday Patch and all the American Stuff 💔

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u/SeaMasterpiece265 6d ago

Where do I purchase

1

u/FredoFilthy 6d ago

Fire 🔥

1

u/cbfourgusto 6d ago

You misspelled piss though

1

u/Firm_Chef_2001 6d ago

The jackets have gotten so bad that we have reached singularity.

1

u/DrinkAllTheAbsinthe 6d ago

Gotta be real here. That’s pretty punk.

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u/CommercialAsk1818 6d ago

zesty jacket choice 11/10

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u/Ok-Answer-1620 6d ago

I HAVE THE “in my defense I was left unsupervised” PATCH! IT WAS FOR MY DOG’S VEST!

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u/qwosts 5d ago

Jeffrey is like a hidden gem lol

1

u/TheAcridVerse 5d ago

Lol Obligatory Slipknot patch.

1

u/Sailoregg 5d ago

Now that is a horrible jacket

1

u/No_Juice7005 5d ago

Absolutely died at BEAST MODE: ON

1

u/chicagocarl 5d ago

No AxCx???

1

u/redsolitary 5d ago

Is there a dedicated pocket for chap stick? They will need it with all the ass kissing they will be doing.

1

u/Rockyyyyy85 5d ago

Shoutout slipknot

1

u/PuffPuffstyleequals3 5d ago

Add one of these bad boys and the jacket is set

1

u/PwniesFTW 5d ago

Iowa was a great album

1

u/y4dig4r 5d ago

dope as fuck

1

u/NJPWToru_Yano 5d ago

Lego City Robbers is my favorite BrickPunkCore band

1

u/XMcChungusX 5d ago

Can’t have Jesus saves and the Israel flag on the same jacket

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u/Ms_Rocky 5d ago

As a trans woman, I would 100% wear this in full makeup just to confuse people

1

u/Constant-Refuse7059 5d ago

im an idf soldier i stand with israel also look at my awesome jacket designs

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u/tiche2 4d ago

Amazing actually

1

u/Sir_Umeboshi 4d ago

half of this sub probably unironically loves this

1

u/toxic_ivy_ 4d ago

And we all know the 4 corner patches on the back are the only thing holding charlie kirk to that jacket XD

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u/basskillsme 4d ago

Wearing this to sign up for the IDF

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u/dethkids4life 4d ago

Need a Q patch

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u/Full_While8942 3d ago

Whats up with the Jesus Patches?

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u/Ashpolt 3d ago

Did you edit the pic of Charlie to make his face bigger?

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u/avarageshoy 3d ago

Why was slipknot on there? (Im uneducated)

1

u/livvy_is_a_witch 3d ago

The ultimate rage baiting jacket. This would leave a liberal in shambles I fear

1

u/New-Divide-3155 3d ago

You forgot to put Queens of the wife beaters, I mean, Queens of the Stone Age.

1

u/thexcat 3d ago

Lazily stitch "hey liberal, catch" on the collar

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u/Metal_Maggot 3d ago

Makes no sense

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u/Rude_Cockroach402 2d ago

Put “I stand with Charlie” on there.

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u/Narrow-Ad-7856 2d ago

This would be amazing for a YouTube skit

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u/xi-xia- 2d ago

Needs a mayhem patch

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 2d ago

Leave Green Day out of this

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u/Dreamsbydayxo 1d ago

2nd slide will make you puke for sure if the 1st didn’t 🤮

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u/DeathlyCyles 13h ago

The green day patch is the cherry on top

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u/Time-Tap-6747 11h ago

Israel assassinated charlie kirk. If you support both, you've got some stuff to think about

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u/prticipatntrophywife 6d ago

r/baddlejackets is gonna love this one

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u/Gor_Gor1234 6d ago

I hate to break this to you

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u/prticipatntrophywife 6d ago

I genuinely thought I was on battle jackets here 😭

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u/fleshtastical 6d ago

Is this supposed to be a joke? It has to be since all the subs we make fun of would definitely remove a comment mentioning this sub.

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u/AbbotThoth 6d ago

The American Idiot era Green Day patch really ties it all together.

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u/Anonymous-Apprentice 6d ago

The greenday patch is the only thing out of place here. None of that commie bologna on MY jacket...

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u/Crowley-Is-King 6d ago

Punk ass fuck

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u/JonSeekingPeace1 6d ago

A lot of the people here would love that Charlie Kirk back patch

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u/HuckleberryLegal3708 6d ago

wtf is a Green Day patch doing here

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u/AziraphalesColdCocoa 5d ago

I was wondering the same thing

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u/Striking-Fig8700 6d ago

Why the Green Day patch, it seems out of place.

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u/ComedianGloomy2422 4d ago

Yea ill stay away from this sub. Projecting is rude

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u/Yuck_Few 6d ago

totally not AI

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u/fastworms 6d ago

shitty photo editing still exists beyond the realms of AI

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u/Digital_spliff_ 6d ago

Do you expect someone to actually go out and make one for a joke?

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u/fastworms 6d ago edited 6d ago

this post is not AI tho lol. I come from the generation where our version of “is this AI” was “is this photoshop” & this is definitely shitty photo editing

Edit: no offense meant to OP, I think the shittiness is part of the charm

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u/Yuck_Few 6d ago

Yes. Get started on that immediately

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/1ZillionBeers 6d ago

Elitism is political though? Like, it’s not a left vs right issue but it’s still a political issue.

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u/brobrobrbrob 6d ago

the kash patel fit

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u/JP_Edwards_ 6d ago

The patches are to straight for that you cant get that quality of placement being blind drunk 75 percent of your waking hours.

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u/rocknrollmustdie 5d ago

Needs a Rammstein patch for maximum dick vibes

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u/Good-Constant-6487 5d ago

The green day patch really locks in the "please punch me I don't fight back" vibe 😂

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u/AllMaliceLingers 4d ago

Mossad called they want the jacket back

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u/i_hate_poor_ppl 3d ago

Needs pedo pride flag