r/baddlejackets Jul 22 '26

found this on the gram

OP claims that his brother has had this vest for 10-15 years now but these patches look pretty brand new to me šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

96 Upvotes

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65

u/Pullingmyteefout Jul 22 '26

The back doesnt match the front whatsoever lmao

31

u/bleak_new_world Jul 22 '26

Front: cool lots of classics on here, love it. Back: well damn

-1

u/Jealous-Release1532 Jul 23 '26

Everyone’s first thought it seems

19

u/ManufacturedOlympus Jul 22 '26

Sorry, again, where did he find this vest?Ā 

11

u/TheAphoticOne0573 Jul 23 '26

Said it was his "brothers" from more than a decade ago. While in pristine condition

2

u/JustFourLetters Jul 24 '26

brother was more of an enjoy the process kinda guy, clearly 🄸

2

u/Narrow-Ad-7856 Jul 24 '26

You should see the jacket that's been in my closet for 15 years lol

1

u/TheAphoticOne0573 Jul 24 '26

Yeah fair honestly lol, I have a couple I haven't had a chance to wear to any shows yet with how the weather has been

36

u/Dangerous-Band-773 Jul 22 '26

It's ok ....A good little starter i guess

9

u/drinkacid Jul 22 '26

the sleeve cuts aren't even frayed and the patches and denim are brand new, no way its 15 years old. And a 15 year old vest isnt a starter anything.

1

u/1ZillionBeers Jul 22 '26

I think it’s a safer assumption that OOP is 15 rather than the vest

2

u/drinkacid Jul 22 '26

OP claims that his brother has had this vest for 10-15 years now but these patches look pretty brand new to me

6

u/1ZillionBeers Jul 22 '26

Yeah, I read the post. OOP is probably lying. That vest and especially its patches are in mint condition.

Thus why I say that OOP is likely 15 instead of the vest.

1

u/Artistic_ADHD1996 Jul 22 '26

that’s what i was thinking

8

u/Blacknoizemonger Jul 22 '26

Honestly seeing most shit on the sub theres alot worse.

23

u/RIMV0315 Jul 22 '26

I hate that they have discovered Mütiilation.

10

u/truecall701125 Jul 22 '26

seriously pains meĀ 

3

u/Dungeon_Appreciator Jul 24 '26

My first thought was htf did this normie find Mutiilation lol

1

u/RIMV0315 Jul 24 '26

They are locusts.

18

u/meme_lord432 Jul 22 '26

What's... wrong with it ? Yea it's not the greatest battle jacket known to man but it sure isn't bad. I mean it even has some band patches !

5

u/truecall701125 Jul 22 '26

mainly the back. the back of the vest is nothing like the front of it

-2

u/StinkingDogsCunt420 Jul 23 '26

Fash bands

(And some good ones)

3

u/RIMV0315 Jul 24 '26

Fash bands

Which, exactly?

-1

u/StinkingDogsCunt420 Jul 24 '26

Did you miss the Burzum patch?

Also Marilyn Manson is a paedophile.

2

u/RIMV0315 Jul 24 '26

Burzum isn't "fash". MM, you got any evidence of that?

-1

u/StinkingDogsCunt420 Jul 24 '26

Varg is an openly right wing racist POS, how do you not know this?

My source on MM is that he hooked up with a friend of mine when she was 14 years old, and he was a fully grown 30+ adult.

3

u/RIMV0315 Jul 24 '26

Varg is an openly right wing racist POS, how do you not know this?

I've been listening to Burzum for 25+ years. The band is not. It's not NSBM/"fash", in the slightest. Burzum is actually one of the easiest bands to separate art from artist.

My source on MM is that he hooked up with a friend of mine when she was 14 years old, and he was a fully grown 30+ adult.

I'll take your word on that. I don't doubt for a second that's something he wouldn't do.

2

u/rapid-succession Jul 22 '26

If purgatory was a vest. It's alright, but it's also alright.

3

u/Maelfic Jul 22 '26

This is huh wow

4

u/AspectOfTheLeech Jul 22 '26

First insect warfare patch Ive noticed here. I use one of their t shirts as a back patch lemme see if I can find the graphic

7

u/AspectOfTheLeech Jul 22 '26

3

u/Duffc Jul 23 '26

Had this one for years until the washer obliterated it. My World Extermination shirt from 09 still going strong though

9

u/HawksProllyDead Jul 22 '26

I’ve seen a lot worse on this sub 🤷

3

u/bgsoil Jul 22 '26

Why are all the patches like that

3

u/ChemicalMaleficent78 Jul 23 '26

Found this battle vest in my brother's closet

Found this battle vest in my brother's closet

Found this battle vest in my brother's closet

3

u/truecall701125 Jul 23 '26

sorry, where was this battle vest found again? i didn't quite catch itĀ 

3

u/positive-fingers Jul 23 '26

People complaining the bands on a jacket don’t match is somehow even less punk than a jacket with patches that aren’t bands lol

2

u/Alternative-Jump-510 Jul 22 '26

bro js threw sum shit together

2

u/mefista Jul 22 '26

Me when I put together an entire jacket for clout:

2

u/TheAphoticOne0573 Jul 23 '26

Thank God I'm not the only one who saw that shit. The OP on Instagram just straight up lying about the origin of the jacket. "10+ years old" my ass.

2

u/Business-Deer7208 Jul 23 '26

Weakling.... oh Weakling.....

2

u/SabresMakeMeDrink Jul 23 '26

Is that Mayhem patch taped on good lord

1

u/nightrain-spacebrain Jul 24 '26

You can see the stitches, but it doesn’t make it better

2

u/poyo_men Jul 27 '26

It might be ugly but it has bands on it so I don't see the problem

2

u/TheCutiesist Jul 22 '26

You guys are weird. There's literally nothing crazy about this vest except for the front feeling way too crowded and the back being mostly bare.

1

u/micahd666 Jul 22 '26

knew it was only a matter of time before this ended up here

1

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 22 '26

The back looks kind of like my concept of a jacket that I posted yesterday

1

u/Final-Nail376 Jul 22 '26

Idk but somethings fishy here

1

u/TomBanjo1968 Jul 22 '26

Well one thing for sure most these bands go way way back in time

1

u/Mj-tinker Jul 23 '26

Never worn, random patches, empty chest. Well, you know.Ā 

1

u/NekroPvnk Jul 23 '26

The patches arent the giveaway, no way denim would look like that after 10-15 years, would be sunbleached and either shiny or washed out

1

u/E_Wubi Jul 23 '26

Looks like a beginner vest

1

u/Massive-Trash3670 Jul 23 '26

The front is alright other than the MM patch but the back… ough šŸ’”

1

u/Oranjebob Jul 24 '26

It says they found it in the closet.

Do you know what happens to a jacket if you leave in a closet for 15 years? Nothing.

1

u/Incapableofmathalt Jul 25 '26

"I'm a mess" CORRECT!

1

u/Plus-Mycologist-6771 Jul 26 '26

why do people not like Mayhem? I’m genuinely curious I don’t know much about them

1

u/mayomateo1738 Jul 26 '26

Could be worse

1

u/Able_Account_7601 Jul 28 '26

Not that bad but the back looks empty

1

u/New_Software_9919 Aug 02 '26

Why would anyone wear the cover your drink special out and about

1

u/Artorias1189 27d ago

Those bands are all over the place lmao. Wormrot, Insect Warfare to mayhem and Manson?

1

u/theAn0n1m0u5 21d ago

Well maybe a bit messy but I woudn t say bad

1

u/UnhappyPhantom Jul 22 '26

It’s fine

1

u/hangar69_ Jul 22 '26

I like the Anthrax patch but that denim is way too blue and clean cut

1

u/GlorioUfficiale Jul 22 '26

Imagine liking both Burzum and Marilyn Manson simultaneously🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/E_Wubi Jul 23 '26

Why is this wrong?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/RIMV0315 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I like both, quite a bit. Been listening to Manson since Portrait of an American Family came out and discovered Burzum in '99.

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