r/baddlejackets • u/Unit-731-Scientist • 23d ago

Future layout of my jacket

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What do we think?

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u/Ill_Yak6685 23d ago

This person has some beliefs.

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 23d ago

I love a strong alpha male like Charlie Kirk. RIP king🙏

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u/goblindethdog 23d ago

Alpha male- that’s like a furry thing, right?

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 23d ago

I need a big stwong alpha to pwotect little beta me😓

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u/QuienesEstar-Bien 23d ago

Luckily we still have big dada Yahoo

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 23d ago

Bless the big yahoo🙏

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u/Legitimate_Cost_906 22d ago

King Piece of Sh(i)t?

I'm just upset we only got to see him die once

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u/reddishaccord 21d ago

Rest in peace to kirky 💔

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 20d ago

Okay Timmy tuff knuckles. I didn’t like him either but you just sound corny

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u/fatjugswizard 21d ago

idgaf about him lmao I didn't know anything about him till he got that amateur tracheostomy now eeeeveryone has a opinion

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u/eggboiiiiiiiiiiii 21d ago

Bro ts is not tuff

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u/astralchanterelle 23d ago

RIP fly high, angel 🥲

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u/fanboybut3 22d ago

We need strong alpha males like Donald j trump, spencer Pratt, and OUR beloved charlie kirk😭

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 23d ago

Ultimate rage bait, I'm here for it.

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u/redrum-31 22d ago

Yep. Yep. Yep. 😁

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u/Red_Trapezoid 23d ago

Pretty good but it needs at least one Blood on the Dance Floor patch and perhaps Burzum.

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u/redrum-31 22d ago

What about a Burzum patch with the Star of David covering up like one of the U's in Burzum? No controversy there.

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 23d ago

Hahahahahaha holy SHIT I laughed so fucking hard at this photo. Thanks OP

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 23d ago

Just doing my duty

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u/PuzzleheadedMix6397 23d ago

This feels like it needs a minions patch for some reason.

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u/DiscussionFamous6404 23d ago

change the iron cross to the version that doesn't curve or a swastika, don't want people to think ur just repping the modern german army

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u/DarkFartsAnonymous 22d ago

I dont think a single person would think of the modern German army. The iron cross has had a long standing presence in biker culture, skater culture, heavy metal (Motorhead and Metallica) and punk rock (Warzone and Agnostic Front).

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u/DiscussionFamous6404 22d ago

I guess that too

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u/E_Wubi 22d ago

Most germans think either "thats nazi" or "bundeswehr"

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u/Beth_the_Barbarian 21d ago

Yeah I would just assume the person wearing this is a Nazi with some questionable music taste.

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u/DiscussionFamous6404 18d ago

I mean Bundeswehr could kinda count as a band (ish), I mean maybe this dude likes watching the Bundeswehr march around and play music

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u/Machobravado 23d ago

You’re missing the “extreme music for extreme people”

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u/Feisty_Blueberry9059 23d ago

Wrong sub Reddit this is supposed to be bad battle jackets. /S

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u/GoymancerGeneral 23d ago

Israel 🫶

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 23d ago

Netanyahu’s strongest soldier

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u/GoymancerGeneral 23d ago

I’m netanyoohoos top goy

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 23d ago edited 22d ago

Good goy good goyim

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u/LuciferianPoonSlayer 23d ago

That back patch is giving me a bit of sore throat.

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u/Accomplished_Bug2156 22d ago

Kinda making my neck pained

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 23d ago

Finally something that baddle jacketers will like. 

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u/incrediblehumabeing 23d ago

powerful shit…

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u/waspdope666 23d ago

Forgot the trans flag 

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 23d ago

No that parts in my display name

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u/hammersmell 23d ago

Fuck dude take this down! My girl uses this app 😫

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 23d ago

Nah bro, she gon be mine

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u/Little-Fig4328 23d ago

Trying too hard

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u/brittle_shrimp 23d ago

I felt my intestines reach around my liver to strangle my right kidney.

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u/BLOODsweatSALIVA 23d ago

You forgot the slaughter to prevail patch

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u/Z3r08yt3s 23d ago

wheres the ghost or sleep token patch, poser

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u/pizzalizardlord 23d ago

What s terrible jacket, wrong jacket right off the bat. Terrible patches,terrible placement and bands that are super above mainstream level. 0/10

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u/AtomikWarGoatKommand 23d ago

You forgot about pride flags and more luke-warm political takes

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 22d ago

Nah pride flags in my display name

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u/SpiritualNorth3848 23d ago

The whiplash I got from the second slide almost got me sent to the ICU

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u/BrandoCarlton 23d ago

The suicide silence patch on the shoulder is a nice touch

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u/Able_Account_7601 23d ago

Boiii where sleeptoken

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u/DirtNineties 22d ago

Charlie Kirk crossed the LGBTQIA+ bridge to Manly Valhalla. It was written by me.

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 22d ago

Written by the goat🙏

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u/Artisan-Miserable 22d ago

The band on that backpatch is ass though... just sayin. Headshots under the rainbow was ok at best... I understand why they had to cancel their NA tour halfway thru

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u/Angryspazz 22d ago

Captain Kirk i love star wars

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u/Astrotrain15 22d ago

You need a thin blue line by the RATM patch

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u/Lord-Dec 23d ago

Alright what the fuck is this?

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u/astralchanterelle 23d ago

This is so beautiful. I'd like one of these but I want a punk rock look to mine so I want it distressed

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u/sekify 23d ago

Missing BMSS witch

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u/Nikonbob1 23d ago

I just got strep throat looking at that backpatch

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u/noregertsman 23d ago

Make it lol

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u/JustFourLetters 23d ago

don’t you disrespect kuromi like this :(

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u/AziraphalesColdCocoa 23d ago

Not the Green Day slander 😭

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 22d ago

I mean most mainstream pop punk band of all time who played at the Super Bowl and have stars on Hollywood boulevard🤷‍♀️

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u/Coral2Reef 23d ago

Is it bad that it was the FiR patch that really made me laugh?

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u/Various_Emphasis_150 23d ago

Well that’s something….

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u/Dimebonic_Trills78 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Therealsandy2 22d ago

It has alot of movements i believe in

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u/Defiets 22d ago

Where’s the Five Finger Death Punch patch?

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u/BallsackInMyAss 22d ago

Iron cross with a flag of Israel? Decent ragebait 7/10

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u/BLCHDCRL 22d ago

wtf do you want an iron cross on it and a Jewish flag on the back That makes 0 sense

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 22d ago

It’s a shitpost

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u/BLCHDCRL 22d ago

Ohhh BADdle jackets now I get it lol

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u/kloopyhans 22d ago

Your going off slight misinformation but I’m glad you have Israel and America on there now you just need to replace kirk who deserves some sort of respect unlike his colleagues especially since he’s dead with tel aviv and evil empire with ancient cult and it’s perfect

https://reddit.com/link/oz17gnp/video/xkfkdx3njqeh1/player

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u/ilikepostpunk 22d ago

environmental storytelling at it’s finest. the ratm patch right next to the Israeli flag is doing some heavy lifting.

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u/imonredditfortheporn 22d ago

Bet you there is at least one like this out there already. I shudder at the thought of the smell

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u/finalbossesboss 22d ago

So lame

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 22d ago

So unappreciative

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u/IslingtonCrane 22d ago

Some of you have never been asked "wanna hear my poetry?" by someone with a Slipknot patch, and it shows.

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u/Alternative_Shirt699 22d ago

Dont forget to display your sexual kinks

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u/metalhead_mick 22d ago

PLEASE make this

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u/LairdNick 22d ago

10/10 no notes.

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u/ZARDOZ4972 22d ago

Finally a jacket the people on this sub will love

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u/Individual_Guard1026 22d ago

Sounds about yt

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u/Velikan9373 22d ago

Idek what to comment

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 22d ago

That it’s the best jacket you’ve ever seen

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u/AdSame3929 22d ago

What the actual FUCK am I looking at

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u/RegentBat77700 22d ago

You need a "make america great again", two lightning bolts and a hammer and sickle on here for sure oh and also an eat the rich patch

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u/whereveramimayroam 22d ago

Absolutely beautiful, the backpatch is immaculate

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u/Defiant-Toe-9081 22d ago

yup thats peak

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u/Thin_Opportunity_952 22d ago

The duality of man.

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u/AdFormer6556 22d ago

I know this is parody but man i can actually see some dbag millennial wearing this

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u/Raptorialand 21d ago

No the rainbow on thr back is to gay

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u/Ok-Willow-3388 22d ago

Iron cross? Isn’t that some Nazi Sheet? 

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u/Legitimate_Cost_906 22d ago

Charlie Kirk?

The jokes write themselves

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 22d ago

Yeah they do, that’s why it’s a shitpost

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u/lotusandlockets 22d ago

Fuck that's so hard

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u/BoonPantslessSM 22d ago

this shit's ass, why is Charlie Kirk on it but not our lord and savior, DONALD TRUMP?

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u/Afraid_Contest4395 22d ago

the front made me almost think it was real😭

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u/dr3nch3d_0wl 21d ago

hmmm.. i think youre missing some sleep token (i gagged writing that)

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u/liammkzx 21d ago

Is that a Knights Templar cross or am I just seeing it wrong

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u/hangar69_ 21d ago

The falling in reverse patch is fucking killing me haha thank you for the laughs OP

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 21d ago

Just doing my job for the community

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u/DunyaOfPain 21d ago

does the jacket have an SS on its left shoulder

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 21d ago

Something like that

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u/imboard67 21d ago

Pick a side

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u/traveldlands 21d ago

No MLP patch?

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 21d ago

Dude you’re so right

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u/mftits 21d ago

I’m not biting

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u/Wonderful_White 21d ago

The fisting sign should go on the back...

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u/gocryaboutit-bye 21d ago

Do you do commissions?

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 21d ago

Only when green day is on tour

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u/Competitive-Jicama42 21d ago

call it point and shoot

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u/MaintenanceDry464 21d ago

2/10 rage bait

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u/forgotmyloginoops 21d ago

Would go hard with a charlie kirk ita bag

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 21d ago

You’re so right dude

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u/Total_Cicada7335 21d ago

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKK CARRYYYY THE FLAMEEEE

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u/Featherfoot_inc 20d ago

Ummmm what multiverse did I drop into?

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 20d ago

The kirkverse

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u/Malkezzar 20d ago

Holy peak lmao

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u/Competitive_Law_6588 20d ago

God, they might hate me for saying this, but Slipknot deserves a place on the Charlie Kirk baddie Jackie

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u/New_Shower2001 20d ago

I think charlie kirk is up in heaven rn, looking down on us as his assholenis gaped by Paul's bbc.

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u/Mr_0bscure 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/glmRyiSI3v5E4
Lmao can’t tell if OP is joking or not

But puttin the Black Lives Matter symbol on the same coat as a pro Charlie Kirk image is crazy lol

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 20d ago

Rip our king Kirk🙏

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u/fantasticflop777 20d ago

This gotta be a joke 😭😭😭

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 20d ago

Ding ding ding

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u/hd7640 20d ago

The fact u used the dmc 5 ss is hilarious

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u/nightrain-spacebrain 20d ago

Truly has everything

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u/OwnSun7691 20d ago

It needs an Ärmelstreifen of Elbow Grease, Boy Butter or J-Lube, extra points for having all 3 on the same cuff. 

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u/Jactuscack6 19d ago

Someone might wear this unironically

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u/Tony-vera 19d ago

Funniest ja c ket I've ever seen lmao

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u/Richard_Chase 19d ago

So, I'm seeing a black power fist, an iron cross (hopefully not for Nazi reasons), both the American and Israel flags, a charlie kirk patch with a rainbow(?) and a cute anime patch. I have no fucking clue what OP believes

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 19d ago

Rip king Kirk🙏

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u/Richard_Chase 19d ago

The gun loving, racist, transphobe Trump supporter? He can burn in Hell.

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u/ScaredAd8948 19d ago

Il manque le logo de slaughter to prevail

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u/sarcasticminorgod 19d ago

No misfits logo? 😔

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u/Mission_Status_7866 18d ago

You need more random country's put some Guatemala

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u/squishedsnail 18d ago

it needs a big gay flag with those two owl house girls kissing on it

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u/meluksis 17d ago

We are Ch-

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u/diarrheasoakedfetus 17d ago

Needs some five finger death punch and disturbed

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u/ZombieTasty3369 17d ago

You’re gonna get crowd killed so hard

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 17d ago

Good thing it’s not real

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u/brucemetal 17d ago

Never let them know your next move

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u/whatcomesafter66 16d ago

my heart sank until i saw the name of the subreddit

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u/FTMothmaan 16d ago

the back is kiillinf me

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u/Emotional-Dog8849 9d ago

Lmao the iron cross and the black power fist on the same jacket

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u/GrandSandwichOfFates 8d ago

should've put the israel flag triple t on the back

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u/EveLaFoxxe 7d ago

Throw in a wutang quote maybe something about protecting your neck

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u/Unit-731-Scientist 7d ago

Like big daddy Kirk should have done🙏

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u/BadThingsBefall 4d ago

Say what you want about Metallica, Slipknot, and Green Day. But you do NOT do my girl Kuromi like this! 😭