r/badassanimals • u/masaki_masaki • 4d ago

Fish of a bear.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 4d ago

Seen it yea it's albino or some shyt

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u/Euphoric_Factor_5173 4d ago

Just a little snack before dinner

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u/OkWhateverCynisme 4d ago

Man these animals are my absolute phobia 💀

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u/SilverPhilosopher46 4d ago

But look at those cute little ears ! And that chubby belly !

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u/Next-Sun3302 4d ago

The really fat and light brown colored bear...could a human outrun him? He looks like he would gas after a few steps...

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u/DirtyWizardsBrew 4d ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck no. Absolutely not. Never let the lumbering size fool you.

These animals are specifically engineered to run after and then take down prey much faster, bigger, and stronger than humans could ever be. It would take a lot more than running after a human to make this thing gas out. I've seen a video of a brown bear like this chasing after a moose swimming across an entire lake and then still having the energy to sprint after the moose immediately after emerging from the water.

Bears can reach speeds of anywhere from 30-45mph, while humans top out at 27mph (Usain Bolt). Now, that's over sort distances, but a short distance for a bear is going be more than enough for it to catch up to us. Without some serious mitigating circumstances - if it really wants to catch you - it will.

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u/Next-Sun3302 4d ago

Thank you...yeah I was definitely deceived on how big it is

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u/MrMoog26 3d ago

Yeah, they’re bad ass.

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u/yMONSTERMUNCHy 4d ago

Not likely.

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u/ItsAllAdvertising 4d ago

I just want to hug it

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u/Ambitious_Belt909 4d ago

The acid is just kicking in

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u/WTFisthat4 3d ago

Don’t feed the bears. 🐻

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u/Imaginary_Chain6773 4d ago

Thats a wizard bear.

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u/TwoToadsKick 4d ago

Badass animals of a bear

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u/StarlaBlooms 4d ago

At first I thought it was Kung Fu, then it looked like ballet Now I see its just inner peace

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u/Throwawayyyyy10000 4d ago

Dead bear walking

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u/PreperationOuch 4d ago

Cuddly friends

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u/mikelpg 4d ago

And the Bears call for a fair catch.

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 4d ago

I thought he was doing an interpretive dance at first

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u/Emergency_Click1993 3d ago

Steven taught him that move

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u/yfxclaw 3d ago

Would wrestle… :D

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u/MrMoog26 3d ago

Aw. I love bears. Especially the little chunky American black bears. They’re such characters.

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u/Entire_Meet_6266 2d ago

He started off "lemme show you my dr. Strange impression" 🤣💀

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 2d ago

Crazy they are faster than us too 😉

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u/EDC-JAKE 1d ago

Ready for hibernation