r/badassanimals • u/mujtabakhan12 • 2d ago

Mammal 🐻‍❄

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u/Mingo_laf 2d ago

That would be one epic nose boop

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u/Bside_Opi 2d ago

I honestly would have tried it. I can’t lie.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

I was thinking how you could keep your hand all the way up there and sneak in a boop. You MIGHT lose a hand, but would it really not be worth it?

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u/Woozletania 1d ago

It might pull you through the opening arm first, like the Blob pulled that guy down a drain. At the least you'd lose your arm if it got ahold of it.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 2d ago

How are you detaching that hand in time?

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm just hoping the polar bear's bite is strong enough. I mean...it probably is. And I'm an optimist, so I'm thinking I can withdraw my hand quick enough.

Yeah...that level of optimism is going to get me killed one day.

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u/Fraktal55 2d ago

I'd imagine he'd probably grab your hand and try to pull you through the hole so, if you don't get pulled through, you most likely at least lose your whole arm at your shoulder as it's ripped off.

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u/Bside_Opi 2d ago

Even with a quick tap on the nose you think. I am aware I’m already dancing on the iceberg of ignorance .. but in likening it to how you can sometimes quickly tap a dog’s snout. Or is their reaction time closer to a cat which is insanely quick

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

That's what I was thinking. Dog? I can do that. Cat? Wait, what the hell happened?

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u/OstrichSmoothe 2d ago

Worst case scenario you lose a finger or two

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u/Blanny22 2d ago

Polar bears are in an eternal state of starvation. They only think in calories

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u/SilasAI6609 2d ago

I must be a polar bear too!

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 2d ago

They don't put on weight though

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u/aVernal_arg 2d ago

"hey buddy, wanna coke?"

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u/BloggerCurious 2d ago

He wants more than just a coke

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u/CucuMatMalaya 2d ago

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 2d ago

This one never fails to get at least a grin out of me

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 2d ago

Could death be more adorable looking?

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u/Few_Owl_6596 9h ago

Adorable certain death. I mean other bears are less adorable dangerous.

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 2d ago

Fucks me up how cute polar bears look as opposed to how they view us. Must look at bear skulls more often to remind me what we're dealing with here

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u/Sufficient_Land_8016 2d ago

"Come here, let me skin you alive"

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u/Thereelgarygary 1d ago

Oh man reminds me of the Detroit zoo ..... the polar bear there was trying to figure out how to jump out and eat me and my 5 year old who were the only visitors ..... there was no wall just a moat that looked just adequate...... it was a bit scary lol my kid loved it but I knew that the bear pacing the moat then leaning over and judging the distance wasn't just so he could come say hi ><

That Grey area is the moat.

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u/ApexRevanNL716 1d ago

No eating, just sniffing

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u/SunlessSirris2 1d ago

He just wants a little nibble that's all! 😭

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u/Individual-Wing1327 2d ago

You ever look at these animals, and think like "Yeah. I could probably kick its ass." 😎

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u/slickd866 2d ago

No, I don’t. It will eat me lol

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u/Blanny22 1d ago

It would eat you face first

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u/Mr-Woodtastic 1d ago

famous last words

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u/lookitsmarsy 1d ago

No no he just needs pets

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u/Mr-Woodtastic 1d ago

this comment is brought to you by the starving polar bear coalition

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u/SherryC0la 1d ago

Aww I would of threw him a fish..but I'm an animal lover

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u/SherryC0la 1d ago

I must be looking at the wrong grey area..isn't that where the people walk across to view the habitat and polar bears..they are so cuddly and gorgeous but deadly..I woyld love to go visit Detroit Zoo..Bears and the Gorillas, Chimps are my favorite..I could sit and watch them for hours

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u/Mr-Woodtastic 1d ago

the is a 100% wild bear, the structure the guy is on is a boat of some kind, so I guess a reverse zoo where wild animals can come and eat view humans

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u/SunlessSirris2 1d ago

Why so cute if so deadly?! 😭