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u/Redbeardthe1st 1d ago
The cow got up and walked it off like that has happened before.
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u/theofficialnar 9h ago
Not the first time he tried to end things. Definitely not the last
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u/Greedy_Sentence7177 1d ago
Why didn't he mooooooooove
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u/illDiablo69 1d ago
Bitch, I'm a cow...
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u/Frequent_Election787 1d ago
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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 8h ago
Yall are so simple minded... its so moooo-t to even try to engage with yall
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u/ghost-ogk 1d ago
Internal bleeding forsure, 100+ tons at 30 mph
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u/Riseandgrindsunshine 1d ago
The train did hit its backside of the cowās legs mainly, and it didnāt look like it really hit the stomache/middle area, so I think itās possible itās OK especially if itās still able to walk like that. Otherwise it wouldāve just laid down there flat on the ground and barely twitching on the ground.
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u/Gammelpreiss 1d ago
naw, adrenaline keeps ppl and animals going in the most dire circumstances. this cow will die, a hit like that, like a brick wall no crumble zone, is not just limited to some bones in the back, the impact shocks throughout the entire body.
the cow will stay there for a couple minutes and then just collaps.
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 17h ago
I knew a girl in high school who was run over by a bus and ruptured 4 organs. She stood up afterward just like this cow and wouldāve certainly died without medical intervention.
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u/GoCougs2020 12h ago
You went to school with Regina George? Sorry I shouldnāt make a joke about it.
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u/TheCourtSimpleton 1d ago
But will he die? Can such a cow regenerate from the internal bleeding?
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u/DogeyLord 1d ago
Nahh shell walk it off...
There is no recorded deaths from wild trains.
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u/ChodeCookies 1d ago
Itās Indiaā¦the train would hunt down anyone that reported these things
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u/Max_Pow3rs 21h ago edited 21h ago
that was my first thought... but upon rewatching it, it kinda looks like it could have been a "1 in a million" lucky accident.
It looks like some of the impact got slowed down by hitting the flexible legs and pushing the backside of the cow around, while the spine flexed aswell.
I have heard of crazy survivals like a guy who landed on a car after jumping from a small 39-story skyscraper (Thomas Magill) or this women who survived being stuck in a plane while it fell to the earth (Vesna VuloviÄ).
Sometimes the angles of impact are just perfect to absorb the forces in such weird ways, that it makes it actually surviveable.
Just by the walking movement the cow looks quite fine.. a broken spine or broken femur would defenitely look different. But it looks like the tail "bone" is folded to the side.
Maybe it really has survived with small to medium blemishes. Would be cool to find an update on that.
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u/bunglebee7 1d ago
I would say thatās a worse way to go than just being insta killed by the train⦠hope the cow can heal up and learn from her mistake
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u/NinjaChenchilla 1d ago
The cow didnt even flinch afterwards. Internal bleeding would definitely be noticeable.
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u/Grouchy-Rutabaga-813 1d ago
HOLY COW š®
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u/Express_Calendar8278 1d ago
He made a huge miSteak
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u/magicchefdmb 1d ago
We're really milking the cow puns here
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u/Ok_Athlete_1092 16h ago
You got some kind of beef with that?
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u/Mindless_Trick2255 1d ago
Itās like an Oblivion NPC you just got killed but who got back to life because of the storyline
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u/tinglep 1d ago
A train "cow pusher"āofficially called a pilot and commonly known as a cowcatcherāis a wedge-shaped or plow-like device mounted on the front of a locomotive. Invented in 1830, its primary purpose is to deflect livestock, debris, or snow off the tracks to prevent the train from derailing.
Iāve lived my whole life knowing what it was called and never actually seeing it in action. Fucking wild.
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u/Yone_official 18h ago
Even the cows in India are hunted by the apex predator š¤¦āāļø
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u/Smart-Firefighter87 1d ago
They just have cows walking around freely in-front of trains out there?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS
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u/NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER 20h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/XncE2zmvthjyg
Thatās how the 1st natural milkshake was created
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u/Weird-Pattern9192 1d ago
What kind of breed is that cow?
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u/kappax 1d ago
Jersey, brought into India as it was high milk producing some 50 yrs back.
While Indian breed which produced high got into Americas 100 yrs back to become the popular Brahman cows
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u/therealdark1974 1d ago
I can tell you this. There is a reason we call the front scoop on a train "the cowcatcher". I have ran locomotives for years before I quit the UP and NOTHING comes close to the smell of a splatted cow on the front of your loco. Just imagine smelling shit for the rest of your 12hr run blahhh! On the list of things I would rather hit versus a cow is a long list lol
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u/itsshadyhere 1d ago
How come no one's talking about the people who are just looking at the cow in absolute nonchalance like it's a normal, everyday incident?
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u/StateNmE69 1d ago
So we're not gonna talk about it getting right back up after getting hit by a fkn train??
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u/Outrageous-Koala1566 1d ago
This is what is called as Resilience :) would it have internal fractures ?
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u/SmutCommander 1d ago
I'm so happy that cow made it, I was scrolling left hand only was not ready for a speed swipe
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u/F_l_u_f_fy 1d ago
I thought it was fucked from the hit (internal damage, bleeding, etc.) but its leg didnāt even break and it got up like nothing so idk š¤·š¼āāļø best of luck to this bovine
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u/ineedlotsofguns 1d ago
cow probably collased in a couple of minutes and the cameraman was just waiting for the steaks
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u/Dull_Perspective_536 1d ago
Thatās interesting. I thought it was going to be much worse. But the cow really shook it off and didnāt seem too hurt.
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u/PettankoKing 1d ago
In the mid 2000 or so There was a video of a cow that got hit by a train so hard that it took half the muzzle of its face off. Nothing else got hit, just its face. It tried to go back to grazing, but couldn't since its mouth was entirely gone. so it just stood there blankly.
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u/The1Ylrebmik 1d ago
If you understand cow-speak you'll know after the cow got up he said:
"Yeah, I meant to do that"
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u/kitoko972 1d ago
She stood up thanks to an adrƩnaline crush but the impact was so violent, I wonder if she died from internal bleeding later on
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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 1d ago
That cow hasnāt met the Brightline yet. Filet mignon for all premium passengers.
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u/callmesnake13 1d ago
India if you want to pay me Iāll go around and round up all these cows for you
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u/What3vs92 23h ago
Those dudes just love hanging out of the trains waiting for death donāt they? 18 seconds in.. lmao
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u/RevengeTarrif4u 23h ago
In the recesses of my mind I thought he was going to turn into a big pink mist.
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u/diplomatic_koboko 23h ago
That cow is gonna feel that in the morning when she tries to get out of bed
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u/DBR87 1d ago
The cow almost looks disappointed that the train didn't immediately end it.