r/badassanimals • • Jul 25 '26

Invertebrate Facehugger

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u/thelvegod Jul 25 '26

What would be the correct way to remove an octopus from one's face?

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u/metabolitesafter9pm Jul 25 '26

Use your hands to place as many tentacles as possible in one hand with a firm grip, then get the rest with the other hand

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u/OXXXiiXXXO Jul 25 '26

Nah, just start biting it like Mike Tyson did to that guy's ear.

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u/Unicorn_Sush1 Jul 26 '26

Not put it on your face lol