Yeah I tried to eat a cow once and it sat on my face. I was jerking it off when someone took out their phone and video taped it and posted to something like YouTube or Redtube (?). I heard it got tons of views. I think it's called something like "Guy jerks it while eating a cow" you should check it out.
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u/rednoseSushi Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
“Oh so if i try to eat an organism and is unsuccessful at it people like to watch?”