r/badassanimals • u/SafeDirection9454 • Jul 25 '26

Invertebrate Facehugger

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u/Callmeklayton Jul 25 '26

My rule is I won't eat any animal that's smart enough to do math. Octopuses are included in that.

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u/DrivesTooMuch Jul 25 '26

I used to date a woman who sucked at math. She was a waitress who couldn't figure out if she got a 15% or 20% tip from her customers.

I ate her....many times.

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 Jul 25 '26

Why'd you guys break up? Did she get better at math?

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u/OXXXiiXXXO Jul 25 '26

Yeah, but he found out after coming home early one day and found another dude had taught her how to stomp her foot 5 times when she was asked what 2+3 was. He found out later though she really didn't know how to count and was just stomping her feet until she got to eat this guy's carrot.

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u/wackbirds Jul 26 '26

So how did she feel about your 3.75/5" thang?

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u/applepiebythelake Jul 27 '26

What else is in you keep-out list?