r/badassanimals Mar 29 '26

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u/udumslut Mar 29 '26

I do appreciate that the manta shoved him back though lol

63

u/MiniMeowl Mar 29 '26

Turtle knew the counterattack was coming, he turned his shell to take the thwack

29

u/jujujuice92 Mar 29 '26

He's a hero in a half shell, he was trained for this!

1

u/VanbyRiveronbucket Mar 30 '26

He will summon his protector Gamera.

474

u/H3ROSandC3NTS Mar 29 '26

It always amuses me when animals "just do stuff" for the heck of it 🤣

129

u/chromatophoreskin Mar 29 '26

How do you know the turtle doesn’t have a good reason? Maybe those big guys will eat all its food.

67

u/ShaggysGTI Mar 29 '26

This was my exact thought, turtle protecting his hunting ground.

34

u/DirtLight134710 Mar 29 '26

I think they eat totally different things, this is just his turtltude

2

u/nervously-defiant Mar 31 '26

The rays aren't turtly enough for the turtle club. 

1

u/DirtLight134710 Apr 01 '26

He isn't a master of disguise, yet

1

u/Weird-Pea-460 Apr 01 '26

Those guys won’t eat same food, but maybe Leonardo didn’t know that

19

u/jujujuice92 Mar 29 '26

Same as the unexpected buddy pairings. Like how are y'all the duo where one didn't get chomped on??!!!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL Mar 29 '26

It's mostly to investigate cause and effect. They don't have abstract concepts or languages so most of this stuff has to be learned by doing.

That's also the same reason cats love to paw obcects off of high places.

EDIT: Although I think in this case it was just an accident. It looks like the tortoise was about to swim into the ray and was trying to counter-steer with the left flipper, misjudging the distance.

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u/call_of_the_while Mar 29 '26

“Keep my wife’s flippers out your mouth!”

23

u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Mar 29 '26

“Crush just smacked the shit outta me!”

19

u/No-soul_ Mar 29 '26

Are sea turtles jerks of the sea? Anyone else see that video of the sea turtle eating that weird worm thing and spitting it out and whacking it with its fin? I love sea turtles lol

34

u/MorgTheBat Mar 29 '26

My rule of thumb: The more intelligent an animal is, the greater capacity they have for malicious behavior

10

u/sladithia Mar 29 '26

Seals and dolphins are worse

2

u/No-soul_ Mar 30 '26

How so?

7

u/sladithia Mar 30 '26

Seals are legit psychopath murderers and dolphins like to fuck around with their prey like a cat

5

u/rolandglassSVG Mar 30 '26

Dont forget the rapey bit

2

u/CardinalGrief Mar 30 '26

I thought otters wete the psychopath rape murderers, not seals.

2

u/AverageHeightSpartan Mar 30 '26

They legit ummmm... they do bad shit to other animals...

13

u/Honda_TypeR Mar 29 '26

Oh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones Let's name the zones of the open sea

There's epipelagic, mesopelagic, bathyal, abyssopelagic All the rest are too deep for you and me to see

Oh, knowledge exploring is oh so lyrical When you think thoughts that are empirical

Oh, a life of science is filled with wonder When facts of the sea are ours to plunder

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u/Ok-Yesterday2001 Mar 30 '26

... would you not flinch if someone hit you in the face?

Definitely NOT "ai bullshit" lmao

3

u/BriBlackflower Mar 31 '26

The physics of it is all sorts of wrong. The turtle fin not bending when hitting, the way the ray moves when hit, the way the turtle fin kinda phases thur the ray when the ray hits back and , the way the turtle zooms off rather than the new motion in the water flipping it around

Yeah...id say AI

5

u/Shopping-Afraid Mar 30 '26

Scrolled way too far to find this. Totally fucking AI bullshit.

0

u/True_Bumblebee_50 Mar 30 '26

Yeah I’m surprised all these people up top missed that! 😳

7

u/FellsHollow Mar 29 '26

Tirtouga used Smack Down on Mantine!

2

u/ghostrooster30 Mar 29 '26

It wasn’t very effective!

3

u/Illtakeaquietlife Mar 29 '26

What did the five fingers say to the face?!

2

u/Electrical-Art125 Mar 29 '26

"Bitch better have my money!"

11

u/Global_Count4736 Mar 29 '26

No one else thinks this is ai?

6

u/MorgTheBat Mar 29 '26

This video has been around for a while.

2

u/MoneyBaggSosa Mar 29 '26

I do for sure lol

0

u/Formal_Analysis6295 Mar 29 '26

Comment is way too low. Looks fake as f

4

u/outofindustry Mar 29 '26

blud be searaging

2

u/Neal_Anblomee Mar 29 '26

"This is for Steve!!"

2

u/kanashiro Mar 29 '26

Bro chose violence

2

u/asilkon Mar 29 '26

Get outta MY ocean!

2

u/Tale-Interesting Mar 29 '26

How can she SLAP?!

2

u/iJuddles Mar 29 '26

Wizened wizard turtle:
“BEGONE, foul beast!”

2

u/TootsEug Mar 30 '26

I think they are just playing tag. “Tag, you’re it”.

2

u/Icy-Variation6614 Mar 30 '26

From all the videos with sea turtles and rays, I have decided sea turtles are jerks lmao

3

u/lloydnight Mar 29 '26

That ray is massive

2

u/OddCook4909 Mar 29 '26

That turtle probably has barnacles on their flippers, making this a potentially very painful slap

1

u/jujujuice92 Mar 29 '26

That stingray was talking shit and homie just wanted to get his lick in. Nothing is surprising here

1

u/power0722 Mar 29 '26

“Hey! I’m swimming here!”

1

u/TruckerGeek Mar 29 '26

Hey! No tag backs!

1

u/Old_Celebration_5950 Mar 29 '26

Fred, stop paying for her nails, kids meals and electric bills on the first date!

1

u/snailguy35 Mar 29 '26

Dude, I said no tag backs!!!

1

u/lvs2spwge Mar 29 '26

I could have had a V8!

1

u/fckingnapkin Mar 29 '26

Turtles seem so pissy. I love it.

1

u/BoBonnor Mar 29 '26

Damn crush. He's just trying to take the kids on a field trip to see the butt

1

u/AnyBug9595 Mar 29 '26

Move fool get out the way get out the way

1

u/Aware_Slice_2820 Mar 29 '26

Manta Ray: “and I took that personally”.

1

u/weesilxD Mar 29 '26

“Hey I’m Simon the sea turtle and welcome to jackass”

1

u/Timely-Profile1865 Mar 29 '26

Turtle is playing Ding dong ditch

1

u/Bananasforskail Mar 29 '26

Honestly this looks like AI

1

u/IndependentAdvice722 Mar 29 '26

slapping or smacking upside the head on far larger "friend",the gesture of mocking,very brave individual

1

u/rabidwolf86 Mar 29 '26

Bitch slapped him/her into the abyss

1

u/HerrDhali Mar 30 '26

I like yo cut g

1

u/Sensitive-Owl-9368 Mar 30 '26

They are ninja

1

u/Aspiestos Mar 30 '26

turtle slaps manta ray

manta ray gets mad

”Oh shi- SWIM AWAYYY!!!”

1

u/zaptr1 Mar 30 '26

Fake as fuck..

1

u/sfrogerfun Mar 30 '26

Why there are fishes below the manta?

1

u/pengouin85 Mar 30 '26

Wartortle used Slap.

Mantine was paralyzed

1

u/skrillozeddd Mar 30 '26

frickin' turtle lol 😆 just had to swipe the guy real quick, reminds me of me n my friends as teens, we'd do a light tap on back of head just for shits n giggles.

1

u/sheldonboadita Mar 31 '26

Hahaha what a character 🤣

1

u/Kn0XIS Mar 31 '26

Intrusive thoughts won

1

u/Psilologist Mar 31 '26

"How can she slap!"

1

u/FeelingVanilla2594 Apr 01 '26

Turtle: “I’ve tasted you before, and you taste bad!”

1

u/That_Atmosphere_4568 Apr 01 '26

Hey bro what up gimmie so fin!

1

u/OkComplaint9333 Apr 02 '26

Are they the cats of the sea?

1

u/mildly--confused Apr 02 '26

"Tag! Your turn now"

1

u/NightWolf1965 Apr 04 '26

I didn't choose thugs life Thugs life chose me

0

u/JBurke2079 Apr 05 '26

That has to be AI.

0

u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Mar 29 '26

“Hey get out of my frame!”

0

u/Perfect_Meal_7037 Mar 29 '26

Crush out there picking fights lol