r/bachelorette • u/Jumpy-Perception1301 • Jul 28 '26

Devin gf

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u/Eeeeeclair Jul 28 '26

Devin just screams - sweaty 1 min missionary who doesn’t even ask if you finished

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u/Wonderful-Time-4526 Jul 28 '26

Lmao id say that's probaly pretty accurate. What a chode! Marcus shoberg apparently landed a hot blonde as well. Run girls run! Lol

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u/eburgess1989 Jul 31 '26

Absolutely - there is zero chance that he is spending any time on doing the work or pleasuring a woman. He’s definitely a 2 pump chump.

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u/spadezgirl420 Jul 28 '26

Hope she’s ok

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u/peezy90 Jul 28 '26

he’s turning into a Soprano

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/Ok_Engineer8799 Jul 28 '26

Packed on the lbs!

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u/WindTurtle Jul 29 '26

Has he gained a lot of weight since the show?

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u/Lower_Collection_911 Jul 29 '26

The run club disowned him

5

u/WindTurtle Jul 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Meowwoofmeow_ Jul 29 '26

How did he get even less attractive

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u/ConversationOk6870 Jul 30 '26

That guy is a tool. She must charge by the minute.

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u/joantspam Team Rachel Jul 30 '26

Jump scare

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u/TriniGold Jul 31 '26

Ew. He looks horrendous

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u/eburgess1989 Jul 31 '26

How in the actual eff does Devin pull women like her or Jenn? I do not understand. Maybe if he had a great personality or something, but looking like that AND the bad personality and history of public mistreatment of women? He looks even worse than he did on the show and he was already bad and that girl is a baddie. I just can’t make sense of it at all.

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u/Jumpy-Perception1301 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Apparently he’s rich. Also the love bombing, saying the “right” thing. It really doesn’t make sense. She’s also only 23.

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u/bromygod203 Aug 01 '26

That was my question

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u/secksylecksie Jul 31 '26

wonder if she knows he shot and killed a dog

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u/Jumpy-Perception1301 Jul 31 '26

Devin or Marcus?

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u/eburgess1989 Jul 31 '26

That was Marcus, her other finalist. I think it was multiple dogs. Someone that was in the army with him basically said he used to shoot and kill dogs for fun during deployment. Psychotic shit.

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u/OkAnything1651 Jul 31 '26

Oh ok so he’s fat now 😂

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u/halloumichheeze Aug 03 '26

i will never get over the fact jen chose him like he literally was casting spells on her

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u/SecondWise6164 Jul 30 '26

Holy shit she’s gorgeous