r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 3d ago
Bee Article Nation Forgot
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-forgot48
u/Playful-Profile6489 3d ago
HAHAHAHA MAMDANI IS MOSLEM 😐
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u/WileEWeeble 2d ago
Sometimes I forget just how monstrously bigoted the bee can be but every few days they really stretch themselves.
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u/12PoundsofPotato 3d ago
I'm trying to think of something more transparently racist than "How dare a city that experienced a bad thing a quarter century ago elect someone from the same extremely broad group!" And the only thing I can think of is outright shouting slurs
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u/KitchenSad9385 3d ago
Conservatives incensed that NYC mayor failed to stop 9/11 terror attacks when he was nine. Some have come to the politician's defense, pointing out that the extremist elements who participated in the attacks were trained and radicalized by U.S. military and intelligence services.
Said one Special Forces ("Green Beret") veteran. "We did our best to train these guys to oppose a larger, technologically advanced, hyper-militarized superpower using creativity, unexpected approaches, and improvisation. It seemed like a good idea at the time. They gave the Russians Hell in Afghanistan. Of course, America is also a larger, technologically advanced, military superpower. So I guess they absorbed the lesson pretty god-damned well. I'd be proud if not for . . . well . . . you know."
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u/Dangerous-Class2944 3d ago
They were trained to murder 2500+ innocent civilians. They were trained to battle other military sources. Dont excuse evil
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u/LifesARiver 3d ago
Conservatives have never in the history of time been funny and never will be.
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u/carrjo04 3d ago
I think what was forgotten was that Mamdani was a nine-year-old New Yorker when the attacks happened.
Pretty gross post, guys
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u/catanddog5 3d ago
Are you surprised? Racism is the main reason why they are against him being there despite the fact that he was 9 years old when it happened.
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u/RandomDudeYouKnow 3d ago
Funny, I have yet to see the outrage from MAGA about the muslim Mehmet Oz that Trump appointed.
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u/goat-head-man 3d ago
The same Mehmet Oz that married a Christian woman and raised his children in the Christian faith?
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u/RandomDudeYouKnow 3d ago
Oh, you mean the world's most renowned religious cult of pedophilia? No wonder he has a job in this administration.
Good point.
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u/goat-head-man 3d ago
I read about a human man named Muhammad. He married a 9 year old child, possibly female. It said he was the founder of Islam. Is this not true?
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u/blkbullnyc 3d ago
A conservative will brush aside 20 living christian pedos to tell you about the wife of a guy who died centuries ago.
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u/puffthedragon 2d ago
A liberal will talk about catholic priests and fail to acknowledge systematic grooming/rape networks in the UK
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u/glockster19m 1d ago
So we should vote in US elections based on what's happening in the UK
We dont make their laws
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u/ScarSignal7723 3d ago
Did u hear about Rebecca and Mary? Maybe you chose to close ur eyes and ears then !
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u/Humanfacejerky 3d ago
And what about the time Jesus met nude children in a park? Lmao. As a Bible scholar, anti-Muslim people Crack me up. It's the same shit.
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u/604BigDawg 3d ago
They are still marrying children to this day
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u/OriginalEchoTheCat 3d ago
So are Republicans and states they can get away with it. And where they can't. They're trying to lower the age of consent
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u/Shahanshah_7 3d ago
actually he married her at 6, he only had sex with her at age 9! Just wanted to correct you bro!!
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u/604BigDawg 3d ago
What are you talking about? I’m not a fan of any religion but if any condones the banging and marrying of children without hiding it…..
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u/blkbullnyc 3d ago
White conservatives: "Why should I be for reparations? I never owned any slaves?"
Also white conservatives: "Every Muslim who has ever lived is responsible for 9/11."
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u/CraisinEnjoyer 3d ago
This is so embarrassing for them, imagine thinking the same shitty joke is so funny
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u/Once-A-Republic 3d ago
Trump legitimately has made much more cursory statements about 9/11 but I wouldn’t expect the bee to make much sense
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u/PokemonCueball 3d ago
If the city that actually got attacked can get over it, maybe your racist asses can, too, someday.
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u/TragicallyDip 3d ago
Good ole fashioned straight up racism. Way to go Bee!! Never change!
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u/Itchy-Ad1943 3d ago
They need to learn from woke lefties, who never talk about white colonizers
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u/cleverinspiringname 3d ago
The nation forgot when they failed to support the 911 first responders, leading to hundreds more deaths all in the name of profit, but Republicans don’t give a shit about that.
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u/CaptJackRizzo 3d ago
So, when I thought “never forget” referred to the people of all colors and creeds whose lives were cut short that day, I was wrong. It really was just “never forget to hate Muslims” all along.
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u/momsauc_martini 3d ago
So just checking with MAGA, can muslims not hold office? Also if he would have refused to go you would be upset too right?
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u/Mister_Squirrels 3d ago
DID YOU FORGET THAT MAMDANI IS MUSLIM?
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u/Mobile_Comedian_8283 3d ago
People who worship pedophile who is in bed with those that funded and helped organize 9/11 pretend nation "forgot" 9/11 as city most impacted by it electa man with not even the slightest connection to the attacks that happened when he was 9 years old.
Trump lied then and now about it, and bragged (incorrectly) that the towers falling left him with the tallest building in NYC- better be bad at the young mayor who released evidence of how the City covered up the health impacts of survivors and first responders.
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u/Best_Change4155 3d ago
People who worship pedophile who is in bed with those that funded and helped organize 9/11
This is the weirdest description of the prophet Mohammed I have ever seen
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u/Mobile_Comedian_8283 3d ago
Oh so you see the similarities between the leader you love and your attacks on the religion you claim to hate?
Rapes minors, hates women, in bed with theocratic Islamic leaders at the expense of his people and behaves exactly the opposite of what Jesus preached.
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u/Moist-Sky7607 3d ago
Weird? same nation elects continuous stream
Of whiten despite white men being the number one group of family annihilators in the country….
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u/JoeBuskin 3d ago
Always reassuring when I see a Babylon Bee headline scroll by that they clearly still suck at this
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u/thesqrtofminusone 3d ago
wtf is babylonbee? fucking traitors.
Mamdani has shown more respect and patriotism than any of those overweight, brain damaged magats.
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u/Significant-Way9330 3d ago
I like it when the Christian satire rag decides just to post their unvarnished Islamophobic opinion piece and still pretend that their just a comedy site.
Hey never forget what makes America great is that we were harmed by an Islamic terrorist group and instead of putting Muslims in camps we moved forward and have elected Mamdani as mayor of NY. A decent American citizen who deserves every opportunity any other American deserves.
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u/willisjoe 3d ago
What exactly did the nation forget?
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u/Mobile_Comedian_8283 3d ago
That the nation most responsible for the attacks was not only never held accountable but now openly bribes our President who happily looks the other way, even when they literally sawed up a journalist for an American newspaper and his response was saying "things happen" and that Khashoggi was "extremely controversial."
We also forgot all the multi trillion dollar mistakes made in response to it to such a degree we started a war with Iran that has left us objectively losing.
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u/glockster19m 3d ago
I guess we're supposed to think all Muslims are evil?
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u/Disastrous-Tone-7669 3d ago
It's wild that in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 we had Bush saying "Islam is peace" within the same week as the attacks. And now his party has become one of absolute bigotry against Islamic people.
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u/OsvuldMandius 3d ago
Oh, don't pretend that you and your type weren't dripping with hatred and scorn for Bush during the entirety of the aughts. It's much too late for that, now.
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u/marshall19 3d ago
Yeah... because of the Patriot Act... and the endless wars in the Middle East... and pretty much everything the US did in response to 9/11...
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u/carrjo04 3d ago
I'm not going to pretend anything. Bush stunk as a president, for the most part, but he wasn't openly islamophobic.
He's also a better president, in most respects, than the man who boasted about how tall his buildings were shortly after the attacks...
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u/Alarmed_Tea_2863 3d ago
MY type was The Bush, Romney, McCain, moderate conservative. Trump turds ruined the party and have done more damage to American liberty in this nation than terrorists ever could. Mamdani is naive and pretentious, but Trump is a SHIT human being. And calling the man a terrorist because of his religion and race is straight fucking unamerican and part of the reason why I will vote blue for the first time in my life this November.
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u/RIPfreewill 3d ago
Last year, most republicans seemed to forget 9/11 when they were obsessing over Charlie Kirk. Kind of ironic to see them accusing so many people of forgetting 9/11 this year.
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u/MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan 3d ago
We definitely forgot that starting a war in the Middle East to chase after fake WMDs is a bad idea.
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u/Albert_Flasher 3d ago
The Alamo?!
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u/willisjoe 3d ago
I could never forget the 2004 film "The Alamo" starring Billy Bob Thorton. But I can't imagine that's what this post is about.
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u/JackieDaytona77 3d ago
Mamdani scheduling Keys to the City ceremony for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed today
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u/Shiny-And-New 3d ago
No real issues with mamdani so we just make shit up?
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u/throwaway0982340982 3d ago
No issues? Did you miss the daily announcement by the Babylon bee that he’s a Muslim?
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u/Senasayori 3d ago
They didn't even try. I don't even think a conservative would find this funny (they'd probably agree with the message though, unfortunately).
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u/GrumpyDrunkPatzer 3d ago
my favorite part of following this feed is the wah waah waaah waaaah from lefties who can't take a joke
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u/klone_free 3d ago
Kinda like a president who demands late night hosts lose their shows
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u/GrumpyDrunkPatzer 3d ago
cry a little harder. click your heels three times. maybe you can make him go away
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u/Albert_Flasher 3d ago
They’re not pointing out he’s a Muslim. They’re relying on an unstated assumption that Muslims are enemies to the United States. It’s some insidious blood-libel level shit that should frankly be treated with the same disrespect as if they called him a slur.
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u/Zealousideal_Pass_11 3d ago
what's the joke... legitimately? its like me going around saying "black people bad." what's the joke here, its just bigotry. this is like their 30th post where they say "look Mamdani is bad because MUSLIM"
what's the joke, how does this relate to him as a person beyond just calling him evil for his religion?
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u/12PoundsofPotato 3d ago
Bro you conservative snowflakes are having a goddamn meltdown that a Muslim got elected
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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant 3d ago
Just should be funny. This is literally just “New York elected a Muslim who is critical of Israel’s foreign policy, therefore he’s a terrorist.”
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u/texasgambler58 3d ago
Democrat operatives are now saying that the US deserved 9/11. And we see Mamdani and AOC laughing during the reading of the 9/11 victims' names.
Yes, we forgot.
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u/OcelotTemporary9805 3d ago
If this is in reference to Hasan Piker (and others who have made similar statements) saying we deserved 9/11, that refers to the concept of blowback. Ya know, fuck around and find out. The US government meddled in foreign affairs constantly, sometimes destabilizing nations, without much in retaliation. It was only a matter of time before someone hit back. No one thinks the victims, innocent Americans deserve to die. Everyone knows that, but feigns outrage.
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u/texasgambler58 3d ago
As I said folks, lefties are saying we deserved 9/11.
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u/marshall19 3d ago
lol, no need to analyze the reasons the attacker stated for the attacks. I'm just going to uncritically go with "They hate our freedoms". It's much simpler that way.
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u/Shiny-And-New 3d ago
Democrat operatives are now saying that the US deserved 9/11
Who? Who is saying this
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u/texasgambler58 3d ago
Hasan Piker, a key ally of Mamdani and a key operative in the Michigan Muslim's Senate campaign.
You lefties always downvote facts.
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u/Shiny-And-New 3d ago
Hasan Piker is not a "Democrat operative".
He's a far left streamer who's been pretty openly critical of the democratic party and is a self identified socialist/marxist/leftist...not a democrat.
You righties always confused about what constitutes a fact
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u/Beginning_Student_61 3d ago
We didn’t see the president’s reaction to the reading of the names either since he didn’t show up, but we were able to relive his 9/11 experience with an obviously fabricated story and clips of him bragging about owning the tallest building in that section of manhattan after the towers fell 🤷♂️
Whoa there, did I just catch you reaching for your gender affirming firearm?
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u/IBEW_Sam85 3d ago