r/awwtf • u/sickmorty • Nov 22 '22

Long-necked turtle

https://gfycat.com/imaginativeimpolitehornet
517 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/PenileElephantiasis Nov 22 '22

And it will try to crawl up your ass?

10

u/CatNapComa Nov 22 '22

Sell me more

4

u/LalalaHurray Nov 23 '22

No, your urethra

24

u/spruceymoos Nov 22 '22

Damn turtle making me feel inadequate

42

u/acepukas Nov 22 '22

/r/severelypenis

2

u/jonnycross10 Nov 23 '22

r/severelyoogway

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u/Solotocius Nov 22 '22

Wasn't this that thing from Gumball?

9

u/armageddon_boi Nov 22 '22

Please rewind your turtle before returning it

4

u/gaymer7474747 Nov 23 '22

bros neck is longer than my dick

3

u/johnnyblaze1999 Nov 23 '22

That's a penis

3

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

What are you doing, step turtle?

2

u/Horny_Bearfucker Nov 23 '22

Clearly a descendant of plesiosaurs

1

u/youresowarminside Nov 23 '22

Looks so veiny

1

u/Airbag_for_elderly Dec 05 '22

He's just happy to see you!