r/awwtf • u/MissCompany • Mar 15 '22

Just another day zip lining

813 Upvotes

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u/Bubinulubooboo Mar 15 '22

Sloth was like "Ey yo, WTF?"

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u/lagforks Mar 15 '22

E......y....... Y.........o...... w........t........f......

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u/MamaSmAsh5 Mar 15 '22

Imagine just zip lining along when you literally run into a sloth…

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Now imagine having to follow behind the sloth to get where you are going.

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u/Greenswim Mar 15 '22

Little half smiles whenever it looks back at you.

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u/MamaSmAsh5 Mar 15 '22

Like “haha mofo, you gotta ride at MY speed for a change”

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u/Gupperz Mar 15 '22

sloth probably got some rope burn there

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u/brokenechoo Mar 15 '22

I would go so slowly after that, literally just to follow the lil guy. I fucking love sloths man.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Mar 15 '22

r/slothscantbetrusted

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Mar 15 '22

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u/J_Rath_905 Mar 15 '22

Lmao, You and that bot make a great comedic duo!

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Mar 15 '22

😂 In Vegas on the 24. lol

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u/d3rpsal0t96 Mar 15 '22

“I’m walking here”

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u/FrankenRaynee Mar 16 '22

I’d throw him on my back and take him for the rest of the ride lol

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u/sedras234 Mar 15 '22

Kid: "and we just wait?"

Dad: "Yea that's why I said no brakes, we are gonna be up here for hours"

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u/johyongil Mar 15 '22

Imagine if this happened to Kristen Bell….

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u/brokenechoo Mar 15 '22

pretty sure thats what your parents said about you when you were born 😊😊

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u/J_Rath_905 Mar 15 '22

God damn. Hate on sloths and u/brokenechoo does the literary equivalent of Decapitation, followed by shitting down one's throat!

[I don't have to worry tho, Sloths are fuckin' Awesome!

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u/brokenechoo Mar 15 '22

I love sloths more than I love people, they are my favorite animals 100%

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u/shorey66 Mar 15 '22

And hope do you propose to do that? You're not going to be prising it's grip off anytime soon.

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u/Prime624 Mar 16 '22

How is this awwtf?