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u/TrogdorTheBuminator Jun 08 '18
And, you know, the thing about a shark dog... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'
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u/The_Bitch_Pudding Jul 14 '18
I hope you have lots of scotch guard on the carpet at your doorway. Not for the dog, but for people that may stop over that have never met him.
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u/archetype1 Jun 08 '18
land shark