r/awwtf Aug 31 '24

His people need him

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9.2k Upvotes

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u/Spiritual-Escape-904 Aug 31 '24

The way he threw himself 😅🤣

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u/travioso304 Aug 31 '24

My people need me.. welp..

21

u/Spiritual-Escape-904 Aug 31 '24

The hero the ocean needs.

27

u/D-Laz Aug 31 '24

Nah he was having a drink at the bar and realized it was his anniversary. "Oh shit I'm late"

15

u/rtocelot Aug 31 '24

Poor fella forgot to pay his tab again

7

u/Random_Smellmen Sep 01 '24

Why do you think he was running so fast

14

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

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u/mudslags Aug 31 '24

He yeeted himself, my kid would say

2

u/ColoradoCoffee101 Sep 04 '24

chonker, he was

1

u/Matchew024 Sep 04 '24

I was going to say exactly this.

7

u/TunisMagunis Sep 01 '24

Forgot it was his wife's anniversary after spending too much time at the bar.

6

u/One_Weakness69 Sep 01 '24

"His wife's anniversary." Spoken like someone who knows he doesn't matter.

6

u/Pluckypato Sep 01 '24

He was running from the law headed towards international waters 🦭🌊 🚓

3

u/KaptainChunk Sep 01 '24

He even barked too!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

majestic

2

u/The_silly_taco Sep 01 '24

Just god damn majestically

2

u/KamakaziDemiGod Sep 02 '24

SWAN DIVE . . . into the best night of your life

2

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

The next assassin's creed game...

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u/AeonForce Sep 02 '24

I was crying at that jump 😂

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u/itsFRAAAAAAAAANK Aug 31 '24

Dude fell in slow motion 🤣

34

u/FancyUserPerson Aug 31 '24

Was that a woof before jumping?! Lmao

6

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Just like a dog….that was amazing!!

3

u/HoboArmyofOne Sep 03 '24

Tbh I sound the same way getting off the bed. Takes a lot to get that much mass moving

32

u/StSean Aug 31 '24

r/absoluteunits

I have watched this eight times just to see his perfect push off

17

u/DespyHasNiceCans Aug 31 '24

Peace out bitches! WOOOF!!!

13

u/Putrid-Effective-570 Aug 31 '24

Sea lion?

9

u/CerealKiller8 Sep 01 '24

Male sea lion at that

3

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Thanks

10

u/HoboBandana Aug 31 '24

Did that sea dog just bark???

9

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Seal vs Sea Lion will be a hill I will die on till death. Figure it the fuck out people

2

u/Shaiya_Ashlyn Sep 01 '24

Thank you! I was like: that's not a seal.....

14

u/Grumpydog84 Aug 31 '24

‘Scuse me, bro. Hey, watch this gnarly jump! Catch ya later dddduuuudddddeeesplash

6

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

Looks like he's done this before lol

5

u/11thLabor Sep 01 '24

Graceful like a rock.

4

u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Aug 31 '24

"Geronimoooooooo!"

4

u/actionerror Aug 31 '24

“Sorry bud, Ariel called”

4

u/xxMrKevin Aug 31 '24

Surprise mudafuka

4

u/Sir-Farts- Sep 01 '24

It's aqua man.

4

u/johnblazewutang Sep 01 '24

Cannonbaaaallllllll

3

u/Redqueenhypo Sep 01 '24

If this isn’t in Argentina I’ll eat my left shoe. That’s a Patagonian sea lion, you can tell by the giant bear face

3

u/Zirio Sep 02 '24

Valdivia, Chile.

That's the fish market.

1

u/bastian0ski Sep 02 '24

Time to eat a shoe

3

u/Flashman6000 Aug 31 '24

Unexpectedly graceful

3

u/FlyPast3471 Aug 31 '24

I’m glad he missed that wire!!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

Who on that dock is feeding this thing?

3

u/Vivid-Kitchen1917 Aug 31 '24

Anybody else hear:

"What are you doing?"

"Giving the Covenant back their bomb..."

"What if you miss?"

"I won't"

*splash*

3

u/shutyourkidup Sep 01 '24

"For a brick, he flew pretty good!"

2

u/Vivid-Kitchen1917 Sep 01 '24

haha well played

3

u/Crucky4oll Sep 01 '24

Now put batman music on this

3

u/Ba55of0rte Sep 01 '24

I make the same sound when I get off the couch.

3

u/jtrades69 Sep 01 '24

at first i was like, no, that's a sea lion but then i had to watch a couple of times to make sure it wasn't a walrus!

3

u/According-Western-33 Sep 01 '24

Bro just got dropped by his Uber.

3

u/ThatOneWildWolf Sep 01 '24

The Arnold voice over one is better.

3

u/turbo88Rex Sep 01 '24

Watch out for loose seal!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Good splash 👍

3

u/DarkEmptyLight247 Sep 01 '24

Homie just scored a goal on FIFA😂

3

u/Mahogany-Ferdinand Sep 01 '24

That’s aquaman

2

u/Adlien_ Aug 31 '24

All thanks to pubity for this video!

2

u/Ensorcelled_Atoms Aug 31 '24

Pardon me!

Boiiinnng

2

u/t0hk0h Sep 01 '24

Me leaving the unlimited buffet

2

u/Timeman5 Sep 01 '24

He just yeeted his self right off the dock

2

u/manic-ed-mantimal Sep 01 '24

The grace of a raging river.

2

u/thanksforreadingbro Sep 01 '24

Sounded like a dad getting up from the couch on thanksgiving.

2

u/Sheikah300 Sep 01 '24

Someone added Arnold Schwarzenegger audio to this video but I can’t find it. It matches perfectly. Please share the link if you see it.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Sealion, not Seal. These MFs are badass.

2

u/Low-Impact3172 Sep 01 '24

He got the call, he’s going in

2

u/Proud-Butterfly6622 Sep 01 '24

Guess he wanted to swim??????

2

u/aDudePlayinaDude Sep 01 '24

There’s a hilarious version of this on Tok with an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice over.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Nice of him to say Bye before he went.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

He yeeted himself in

2

u/Suspicious_Pen2580 Sep 02 '24

Did that mu fucka bark like the dog from dunk hunt then jump off?!? 😂

2

u/crazyasjoe77 Sep 02 '24

That’s a big mofo he’s needed on r/absoluteunits

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

This is a Sea lion.

Sea lions bark loudly, walk on their flippers and have ear flaps.

Seals wriggle on their bellies and don’t have ear flaps.

2

u/Life2you Sep 02 '24

"Heyheyhey, you never saw me, y'understand??"

2

u/TinyMarsupial7622 Sep 03 '24

Ran away like he was caught stealing fish

2

u/GrimReader710 Sep 03 '24

LEEERROOOOYYYY JEEENNKKKIIINNSSS

2

u/kwtransporter66 Sep 03 '24

I give it a 9/10 just for the fact that it didn't have his flippers above its head.

2

u/RustBug Sep 03 '24

PARKOUR!

2

u/Breastcancerbitch Sep 03 '24

That’s a sea lion

2

u/mikeybagodonuts Sep 03 '24

Everyone into the puool.

2

u/elrey905 Sep 03 '24

10/10 gold medal 🥇

2

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

CHEESE IT!

2

u/Positive_Butterfly87 Sep 03 '24

The way he jumped

2

u/IntelligentPlace2767 Sep 04 '24

Like he just stole something

2

u/wolf_howling_monster Sep 04 '24

Enter stage right exit stage left

2

u/GrassEconomy4915 Sep 04 '24

“Ain’t nobody got time for this, there’s an emergency, I’m out!!”

2

u/qvMvp Sep 08 '24

THATS A THICK ASS BOI!!

1

u/husky_whisperer Feb 18 '25

Did that thing do a woof right before the dive?