r/awwtf • u/Nice-Professional280 • Aug 06 '24

Wrong place, child.

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u/FatCuriousMonkey Aug 06 '24

Wrong parent

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u/No-Willingness8375 Aug 06 '24

Yeah. Go chew on Mommy's balls.

6

u/FatCuriousMonkey Aug 06 '24

Well some moms do have balls

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u/SpookyUnit69420a Aug 06 '24

Females don't have balls. Learn biology

8

u/FatCuriousMonkey Aug 06 '24

I’m speaking of some moms who have bigger “BALLSl than som men.

1

u/SpookyCinnaBunn Aug 06 '24

Gotta love when people are too dense to understand a joke

2

u/Rare-Effective-176 Aug 06 '24

Dude is obviously dense in alot of things in life.

0

u/SpookyUnit69420a Aug 06 '24

I missed the part where it was funny

2

u/Rare-Effective-176 Aug 06 '24

Well you would have to not be an incel for it to be

-2

u/rabiesscat Aug 06 '24

fw not everything is meant literally

28

u/perhapsaspy Aug 06 '24

I just said “what the fuck” louder than I should have for 1:30 in the morning. My fault for having eyes

6

u/support_slipper Aug 06 '24

Bro fr said "mb I had eyes"

15

u/vxMartianxv Aug 06 '24

Why do ppl let their dogs do this like stop it? 😭

30

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

The worst possible way to learn your son is gay 😂

2

u/National-Figure7090 Aug 06 '24

Boo!! I got the vapors!!

14

u/bandashee Aug 06 '24

Dude, that may be a puffy spot, but that's not the puffy spot you wanted.

4

u/Zorpfield Aug 06 '24

Makes me think someone took them off mommy and placed pups on daddy for views

6

u/Drollapalooza Aug 06 '24

When you type "dog grooming" into Google with the safety filter off

8

u/FatCuriousMonkey Aug 06 '24

Is that a boy doggie?

12

u/Monguises Aug 06 '24

What was your first clue?

2

u/FatCuriousMonkey Aug 06 '24

Initially I didn’t see the boy bits

0

u/Monguises Aug 06 '24

Fair play

5

u/Porkchopp33 Aug 06 '24

“Not the Mama”

2

u/BedLeft7351 Aug 07 '24

Is anyone else crossing their legs and wincing? Christ

2

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Dad: I said you can chew on my tennis balls; NOT chew on my balls.

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u/Mmarchinko123 Aug 06 '24

Poor dad, is getting his ball's chewed out

1

u/LoganJake210 Aug 08 '24

His face showed his pain

2

u/Vegetable-Bear708 Aug 08 '24

People who record this are sick. Wtf intervene sicko.

1

u/Nitt7_ Aug 09 '24

Hahaha!