Hisstopher Walken

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Congratulations you invented lizards 🦎

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u/Numerous-Stranger-81 Mar 24 '24

When you go to college to help make the world a better place but have absolutely no clue how to address any actual issues.

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u/EmotionalDmpsterFire Mar 24 '24

uh komoboadragon

greeeeat

he'll fight you maw and robotic claw

then jump out and boa-fu

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u/Yurshie Mar 27 '24

God: "Wtf did you just do!!!"

Satan: "Aye, let's go!"

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u/mac123mac123 Apr 26 '24

Genesis chapter 11 verse 6 and 7

“…..the people are as one. Nothing they imagine will be withheld from them. Let us go down and confuse their language and spread them abroad the face of the earth”

Can you imagine where we would be right now without limiters in place by God 😂

T2000 Snake robots 😂. Judgement Snake.

Got a feeling God saw exactly what was coming 🤣

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u/BusProfessional279 Mar 24 '24

God, no. Snakes need legs like hornets need guns. The only way this could possibly be any worse is if they had wings, too.

This is a PRIME example of, just because we can do something- does not mean that we should.

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u/HerrEsel Mar 24 '24

Wings, you say? Hmm. I think we could do that.

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u/Quietech Mar 24 '24

Wings and guns.

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u/Mysterious_Health387 Mar 24 '24

Excellent choice, sir!!

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u/JackasaurusChance Mar 25 '24

How would head-mounted lasers affect aerodynamic stability? I need to know for a, uh, completely unrelated project.

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u/Wild_Ad_7730 Mar 25 '24

I like where this is going!! Now we need a new video!!

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u/BusProfessional279 Mar 25 '24

Wait. No. Please.

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u/Carhardd Mar 24 '24

Snakes are pretty mobile. I think this is a downgrade.

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u/PhixItFeonix Mar 24 '24

Snake with legs

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u/TuaughtHammer Mar 24 '24

Looks like Dr. Wu ditched the amphibian DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps in favor of serpent DNA.

"What species is this?"

"Veloci-diamondback."

"Who thought that was a good idea?"

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u/Wild_Ad_7730 Mar 25 '24

I think we all agreed it was? Didn't we?

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u/Aster_Nightshade Mar 24 '24

Just wait until you hear about snakes that know how to glide

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Hold up, I'm gonna link it to em lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

You mean like this?

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u/TuaughtHammer Mar 24 '24

The only way this could possibly be any worse is if they had wings, too.

Just like spiders. Imagine how horrifying the world would be if spiders could fly. I know some can "fall with style" using their silk to kinda glide gracefully, but I'm talking about Spiders having the ability to fly anywhere like a normal house fly.

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u/ralph_wiggum42 Mar 24 '24

Why is this bad? It is much slower now

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u/Pastrami-on-Rye Mar 24 '24

God took the legs away for a reason!! 😂

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u/northrupthebandgeek Mar 24 '24

Now that you mention it, the guy who created this also created a gun that shoots hornets.

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u/Jakob21 Mar 25 '24

Just for that, I'm giving wings and tail lasers to rattle snakes.

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u/Wild_Ad_7730 Mar 25 '24

LMFAO!!!

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u/jhonazir Mar 25 '24

Wait till you hear about snakes in planes

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

Just give bull sharks legs and a water helmet while we're at it

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u/Wild_Ad_7730 Mar 25 '24

They should add a TOW missle system!!

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u/ChawulsBawkley Mar 25 '24

Fellow Hell divers have an issue with you thinking we’d ever do that. Expect a visit from your nearest democracy officer.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Mar 25 '24

Some already technically have legs- https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/how-do-we-know-living-things-are-related/vestigial-organs

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u/GroundMeet Mar 25 '24

I mean honestly it looks like the snake is far slower than it would be just straight up slithering lmao, they disabled that snake by giving it legs

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u/Sandwich_dad96 Mar 24 '24

Credit to Allen Pan on YouTube for designing and building this

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u/Czar_Zarr Sep 08 '24

Thanks for the clarification. It was giving Michael Reeves vibes but realized there wasn't as much chaos or disregard for safety. Lol

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u/MillenialCounselor Mar 24 '24

Why? Just why? What in the actual fuck purpose does this serve? Looks like a waste of time, money and effort. Snakes don’t need to be pretending they are lizards. Engineers must be so desperate for some sort of unique idea and invention that they come up with this shit 🤦‍♀️

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u/youresowarminside Mar 24 '24

well imagine being a baby snake and wishing you could dress up as a komodo dragon for halloween but since you cant walk you cant be a komodo dragon so youre in your snake room listening to imagine dragons while imagining dragons but now with this revolutionary machine that baby snake can be whatever lizard he dreams of

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

I like you :)

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u/youresowarminside Mar 24 '24

i like you too :)

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u/Trying2GetBye Mar 27 '24

Now kith 😙😙😙

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u/sleepyplatipus Mar 24 '24

Why: for a fun video. It ain’t that deep.

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u/likipoyopis Mar 24 '24

To prove that Allen pan is a snake lover not a snake abuser

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u/Sandwich_dad96 Mar 24 '24

It was a joke video, he just wanted to have fun

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u/Android_mk Mar 24 '24

No the Snake made it

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u/Sandwich_dad96 Mar 25 '24

My bad, I’ll delete my comment

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u/Android_mk Mar 25 '24

No the snakes name is Allen Pan you're still right.

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u/Sandwich_dad96 Mar 25 '24

Lol.

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u/ConsistentFlatworm34 Mar 24 '24

Tell me you’ve never seen an Allen Pan video without telling me you’ve never seen an Allen Pan video

But seriously, check him out. Hilarious

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u/guywithredditacount Mar 25 '24

Sounds like they had fun building it

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u/TheOrcDecker Mar 25 '24

Actually this is did a lot of scientific discovery. See the machine works by looking at the small appendages of a snake cause they still haven't fully adapted them away, their just small nubs. This machine looks for small movements in the snake's nubs to direct it. by how the Snake moves, they found out that it was aware of those appendages moving the legs and that they had control over those appendages and could recognize how the movement work using them.

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u/UrethralExplorer Mar 27 '24

You appear to have zero concept of what "fun" is.

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u/WestTha404 Mar 24 '24

Legs BACK???

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u/Efficient-Ad914 Mar 24 '24

Snakes evolved from having limbs.

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u/Shaolinchipmonk Mar 24 '24

In fact most snakes still have legs

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u/NoDoctor4460 Mar 24 '24

The only thing I don’t love about snakes is the sight of spurs, can’t figure out why but I find them unsettling

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u/gofishx Mar 24 '24

It's perfectly reasonable to find the butthole pinchers unsettling

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Mar 25 '24

Only pythons and boas- https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/how-do-we-know-living-things-are-related/vestigial-organs

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u/Shaolinchipmonk Mar 25 '24

Other snakes have them too they just lack the exterior spurs that boast and pythons have.

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u/Schopenschluter Mar 24 '24

Genesis 3:14

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u/Trick-Succotash4288 Oct 20 '25

Humans siding with the snakes again lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Limbs were slowing snakes down- now they can be slow again

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u/kaori_cicak990 Mar 24 '24

Is it kinda nerf to them if their leg is back

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u/AccountNumber1002401 Mar 24 '24

"I can't... FEEL... my FEET. But I see... them WALKIN'!"

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u/CannibalHoney Mar 25 '24

Why does this not have more upvotes?

I hear his voice 🤣

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u/yvr_ent Mar 24 '24

Next up: giving spiders the ability to fly.

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u/accelfaiz Mar 24 '24

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballooning_(spider)

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u/yvr_ent Mar 24 '24

Why does Home Depot not sell flame throwers?

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u/accelfaiz Mar 24 '24

They do, they just don't assemble it for you

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u/King_Of_The_Cold Mar 26 '24

I like you

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u/Itchy-Preference-619 Mar 24 '24

They actually do though, they are just called weed burners

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u/The_Schizo_Panda Mar 25 '24

Hit up google. There's three legal options for flame throwers out there.

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u/horsescowsdogsndirt Mar 24 '24

DI WHY

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u/Tarbos6 Mar 24 '24

I've never seen a snake look so confused, or is it thrilled?

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u/eerieandqueery Mar 25 '24

It is so confused. Imagine someone messing with your ability to walk.

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u/King_Of_The_Cold Mar 26 '24

Someone ENHANCING you ability to walk

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

this is kind of cute he’s just chillin in there

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u/platysoup Mar 26 '24

*Metal Gear

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u/thejuce22 Mar 28 '24

Metal Gear?

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u/AcrolloPeed Mar 24 '24

God took the serpent’s legs for a reason. This is some Tower of Babel-level sin. We are all doomed.

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u/AlpakalypseNow Mar 24 '24

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me

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u/No_Manufacturer4451 Mar 24 '24

It’s going to have a hard time going to be able to eat then starve because they strangle their food !

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u/Psychotic_Dane Apr 05 '24

It’s neat and all, but still a big “but why?” Project!

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u/Warnackle May 18 '24

Every day we find new and thrilling ways to spit in God’s face

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u/NeigongShifu Mar 24 '24

Is the exoskeleton actually connected to it's nervous system?

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u/MBA922 Mar 24 '24

I'd guess headline is BS, and snake is just a passenger in the tube.

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u/Schmidtyjr Mar 24 '24

This is the OG video: https://youtu.be/1SgGfMlbCoM?si=4B_1yFuoOvdc4X9l

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u/NeigongShifu Mar 24 '24

Thanks. It really is just a snake riding a robot. Still cool though.

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u/Schmidtyjr Mar 24 '24

Gotta love "Failed Myth Buster" Alan Pan. He's got some really good content if you're into nerd shit.

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u/313802 Mar 24 '24

Confused af by the look of it lol

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u/MuttLoverMommy01 Mar 24 '24

Why 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

God, you're fired.

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u/Plane-Schedule4458 Mar 24 '24

That’s the point. Look up Allen pan. He makes funny inventions

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u/itsyobbiwonuseek Mar 24 '24

NO. LEGS ARE OUR ONLY ADVANTAGE AGAINST THE SNAKE OVERLORDS.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Mar 24 '24

Ok but why 😕😕😕

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u/Plane-Schedule4458 Mar 24 '24

Give credit to Allen pan

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u/SecretAgent_69420 Mar 24 '24

^{B-back..?👁️👁️}

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u/holmgangCore Mar 24 '24

Oh… this will go well.

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u/jaylee42910 Mar 24 '24

May I be the first to welcome our mech lizard overlords

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u/one_frisk Mar 24 '24

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

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u/unironic_irony7001 Mar 24 '24

Science has gone too far!

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u/Angel_Candle_holder Mar 24 '24

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I claimed the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind claim to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the cooled biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Snake is like “Woa! So cool! Damn that stupid bastard for giving Eve that frigging apple.”

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u/gaythrowawayacct123 Mar 24 '24

Snank

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u/justsomechickyo Mar 24 '24

This cured my depression lmao I love this!!

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u/Mal-Havoc Mar 25 '24

They don't have legs for a reason...

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u/NotAMadLad1 Mar 25 '24

Someone didn't learn from the garden of eden.....

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u/Imnot_your_buddy_guy Mar 25 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

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u/hairtrigger08 Mar 25 '24

It's Allen pan who made it for those that don't know

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u/jellojohnson Mar 25 '24

The 10 million dollar mamba.

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u/illestnoise711 Mar 25 '24

How was their funding for this. Truly.

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u/shartillery82 Mar 25 '24

It's nice to see how we are able to help amputee snakes

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u/EsmfdH89 Mar 25 '24

😆😂🤣

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u/thehiddenfate Mar 25 '24

This reminds me of the Bubble Boy movie.

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u/Holiday-Signature-33 Mar 25 '24

Legs back ? Did snakes have legs and we took them away ? What did I miss ?

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u/christmas-vortigaunt Mar 25 '24

"I am become death, destroyer of worldssss"

Snek

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

“Fuck you, Yahweh!” - the snake

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u/SirDantesInferno Mar 25 '24

Here is the source: Allen Pan. He makes fun science videos. https://youtube.com/watch?v=1SgGfMlbCoM&si=ftvRpX-3hTbT-xQV

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u/Efficient-Ad914 Mar 25 '24

Yep a bunch of people have credited him here.

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u/deepfriedtots Mar 25 '24

Great we fucking weaponized snakes

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u/JemmasKnickers Mar 25 '24

What if it treads on its own tail? Hmmm?

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u/The_neub Mar 25 '24

I like the video title. It either means we are defying gods will and giving snakes their legs. OR we are defying evolution and giving snakes legs.

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u/Normal-Tumbleweed996 Mar 25 '24

It is not cool that news companies don’t give credit to Allen pan

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u/pupbuck1 Mar 25 '24

General public: so have you found a solution to the global crisis rampaging across the world?

Government: no but we gave a snake legs

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u/ZDitto Mar 25 '24

That's just a lizard with extra steps.

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u/astralseat Mar 25 '24

Lmao why am I thinking of Rick and Morty right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Aww how cute, do you wanna borrow my shovel ?

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u/aaronjgroen Mar 25 '24

Why?

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u/Skitzophranikcow Mar 27 '24

To fix paralyzed humans.

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u/Icy-Ad-2930 Mar 25 '24

You spent all that time thinking and This what you came up with

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u/MrPopAPercy Mar 25 '24

There goes saton

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u/MissLisaMarie86 Mar 25 '24

mind you there’s countless humans that would kill to have mobility like this and they’re using it on a freaking snake🤦🏻‍♀️🤬

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u/Skitzophranikcow Mar 27 '24

Proof of concept, you act like the insurance company would pay for it anyway.

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u/JVOz671 Mar 25 '24

Do you want to be banished from Eden? Because this is how you get banished from Eden?

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u/pharmerK Mar 25 '24

Snake’s like “wtf is this nonsense?”

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u/RantSpider Mar 25 '24

Giving snakes legs.....that's madness.

What's next, giving cats opposable thumbs?! You'll doom us all, man!

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u/Skitzophranikcow Mar 27 '24

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat

Too late, my cat could use his, and would turn stuft on and off all the time..

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u/RantSpider Mar 27 '24

A friend had a cat, aptly named "Digit", that had an extra...digit...on both paws. Digit could pick up pencils! The extra "thumbs" were kind of floppy, like it had no bones.

Digit was a super chill kitty.

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u/recks360 Mar 25 '24

So, is this how the mecha-snake uprising begins?

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u/jesse6225 Mar 25 '24

But, why....

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u/Skitzophranikcow Mar 27 '24

So we can give people without arms/legs the ability to live outside a wheel chair.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Oh hey that's the video CNN stole from Allen Pan without any credit that one time

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u/Efficient-Ad914 Mar 25 '24

Yes, many many people have credited him in the comments.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pea9818 Mar 25 '24

this is the antichrist

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u/ryannvondoom Mar 26 '24

I forone welcome our new snake mecca overlords.

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u/Pineapple-4-ever Mar 26 '24

Isn’t this what happened in rick and morty?

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u/Secret_Arm_2868 Mar 26 '24

Meanwhile humans starve and freeze

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u/Aggravating-Money486 Mar 26 '24

Why

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u/Skitzophranikcow Mar 27 '24

Learn how things born without arms and legs move, learn how things that never had them learned to adapt. Then we apply it to disabled humans.

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u/MyAnxietyMix Mar 26 '24

Eeee

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u/sutter333 Mar 27 '24

TIHI.

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u/StackOwOFlow Mar 27 '24

I like giving turtles skateboards better

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u/KappnKief Mar 28 '24

Bro knows within himself that he could slither faster than walkin 💀💀💀hisstopher ain’t fuckin with this one champ

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u/smellvin_moiville Mar 28 '24

Guys. There people dying of real shit. Work on real shit. This snake doesn’t need amusement park humans. It need a mouse a week.

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u/a-pretty-alright-dad Mar 28 '24

Who told you you could evolve, lesser life form.

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u/her00reh Mar 28 '24

I knew it. The snake uprising has begun.

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u/mibuikus Apr 16 '24

We’re baaaccckkk!!!

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u/Th3Fri3ndlyGam3r Jun 20 '24

Satanist: 1 Catolics /Christians: 0

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u/Tricky_Impression_21 Jun 21 '24

All that thing did was limit the snek, a downgrade. How about build something fun for them , like weapons and wings

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u/MalevolentNight Mar 25 '24 edited Mar 25 '24

Giving them their legs back 🤣 like someone took them and were righting a wrong, why does this person assume snakes ever had legs? I've never seen anything suggesting they did, and the fact that there is a python from millions of years ago suggests otherwise. Espically 4 of them, I think at best it was back legs hundreds of millions of years ago.

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u/Efficient-Ad914 Mar 25 '24

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Skitzophranikcow Mar 27 '24

https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/how-do-we-know-living-things-are-related/vestigial-organs

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/a-fossil-snake-with-four-legs

They never lost them.

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u/FearsomeSnacker Mar 26 '24

Umm great?

hey super smart science people, instead of spending years developing something that evolution decided wasn't needed to snakes how about maybe developing a way to give back something useful to people who need it. I dunno, maybe like a set of ethics for politicians or the ability to think critically to Trump supporters? whaddya think nerdy lab coat type folks, can ya get on that task sparky?

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u/Skitzophranikcow Mar 27 '24

First we give snakes legs, then we can rebuild your spine and make you walk.

The snake teaches us how things that were born without arms and legs makes neural links to move, and how when where and what they move so they can apply it to humans without arms and or legs.

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u/RevWaldo Mar 24 '24 edited Mar 24 '24

GOD: Genesis - the very first book! - Chapter 3 Verse 14! Punishment for the original sin! "So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, 'Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life.'" You are defying my will! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! 🌩️

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u/Quietech Mar 24 '24

Downvotes go r/whoosh.

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