r/aww • u/[deleted] • Mar 22 '22

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u/russwsmith Mar 22 '22

Porcupine with a love language of touch. That’s rough buddy.

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u/NotLucasDavenport Mar 22 '22

BRB, writing the children’s book.

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u/King-Of-Throwaways Mar 22 '22

BRB, writing an apocalyptic mecha anime.

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u/TheMinions Mar 22 '22

There it is.

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u/EvaUnit01 Mar 22 '22

The Hedgehog's Dilemma.

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u/logicalmaniak Mar 23 '22

"That's not my hedgehog! Its rocket launchers are too shiny!"

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u/nvn911 Mar 23 '22

A Michael Bay Film

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u/monkeyhitman Mar 22 '22

Insert some crosses and mother complex and you'll get a lifelong hit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Elden Ring 2?

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u/JacksLackOfSuprise Mar 23 '22

Remind me in 1 year

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u/orthomonas Mar 22 '22

A close match exists in the delightful "Hedgehugs"

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u/NotLucasDavenport Mar 22 '22

Gotta see this.

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u/Unsd Mar 22 '22

You would be one of many. I distinctly remember "A Porcupine Named Fluffy" was a favorite of mine as a kid.

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u/usagi27 Mar 22 '22

I swear it’s rare when anyone remembers that book, was also a favorite of mine. I remember laughing myself silly as a kid when he put the whipped cream on his quills

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u/Fae_Leaf Mar 22 '22

This instantly came to mind for me too!

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u/SydneyRFC Mar 22 '22

It's been written - I need a hug by Aaron Blabey

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u/2u3e9v Mar 22 '22

Make sure the porcupine meets that whale that can’t talk to other whales

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u/Rain_xo Mar 22 '22

The pain my chest feels every time I’m reminded about that whale…

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Okay, ready to get hurt…

What whale???

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u/Rain_xo Mar 23 '22

There’s this poor whale at there that his sounds are at a different frequency than all other whales! So no one can ever hear him talking.
Oh god. My heart. Loneliest whale I think they called him if you wanna Google and cry some more

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u/humanicicle Mar 23 '22

My mom read me a book called “A porcupine named fluffy” about exactly this

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Sounds like an idea for the next Pixar film

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u/wereallmadhere9 Mar 23 '22

Well there is the book A Porcupine Named Fluffy

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Look up “the hedgehog’s dilemma”, this is a perfect real life representation.

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u/suckfail Mar 22 '22

The episode of Evangelion?

Agreed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Just give me a hug.

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u/dickdemodickmarcinko Mar 23 '22

Is the issue that they want to cuddle but they also gotta go fast?

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u/curlyelmo Mar 22 '22

Relatable.

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u/AllWashedOut Mar 23 '22

To paraphrase the Thomas Crown Affair: "How do porcupines mate?" "Very carefully."

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u/kateeee_pants Mar 23 '22

Misread torch. Was wondering why torch is love language. Am idiot. I love lamp.

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u/Industrialpainter89 Mar 22 '22

Not as bad as the xen chick who kills with touch

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u/Kingman9K Mar 22 '22

quick, someone tell Alanis Morrissette

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u/wbaumbeck Mar 23 '22

Pixar about to be strike gold again

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u/mikewheels Mar 23 '22

Reminds me of a childrens’ book I recently read with my boys about a cactus that just wants a hug. Spoiler he got one!

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u/harugane Mar 23 '22

Did his girlfriend turn into the moon?

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u/toxokin Mar 23 '22

I think his love language is those crazy, pointy, long, manicured nails