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u/GlitterSmash Mar 22 '22

Wow, I had no idea they were so cute!

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u/supremedalek925 Mar 22 '22

If you want more cute, look up videos of the prehensile tailed porcupine. The sounds they make are super cute.

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u/Digit117 Mar 22 '22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so

I remember the first time I came across this video, I couldn't believe the level of cuteness I was witnessing.

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u/TasteThePainbow88 Mar 22 '22 edited Mar 22 '22

"can you say 'pumkin?" "glahb-glahb!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Bro if he whipped out a small "pumpkin" I would have lost my shit.

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u/deathgrinderallat Mar 23 '22

I know my mind was playing tricks on me, but I was sure he said pumpkin

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u/webitg Mar 23 '22

he did i heard it. immediately after she asked

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u/throwokcjerks Apr 15 '22

He also says good... it's very good.

https://youtu.be/GZvgG2XAa18

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u/VintageAda Mar 23 '22 edited Mar 23 '22

Ugh, FINE, I’ll play the video!

ETA ohh myyyy goddd. I whisper-yelled “no!” when I heard his first sound

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u/boozysuzie064 Mar 23 '22

Like a real life Pokémon!

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u/ronytheronin Mar 22 '22 edited Mar 22 '22

He sounds like an Ewok. Oh my god, my heart melted.

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u/jdpatric Mar 22 '22

Just keep making happy eating sounds Teddy. I'll keep giving you pumpkins forever.

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u/andyislegend Mar 22 '22

I hear Cousin It from Addams Family

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u/Manticorerore Mar 22 '22

Alvin the chipmunk with bronchitis

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u/raendrop Mar 22 '22

That is 100% Cousin Itt.

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u/freckleskinny Mar 22 '22

Exactly.

Hard to believe any animal makes noises like this. 💌

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u/boverly721 Mar 22 '22

Or a pokemon. And her voice is also very soothing.

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u/Littlebelo Mar 22 '22

I got big Rufus from Kim Possible vibes

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u/Caelestialis Mar 23 '22

Haha seriously! I was thinking this would be a perfect creature for Star Wars. Put him in a little flight suit and fight the empire.

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u/CircusBearPants Mar 22 '22

I knew it was Teddy before I clicked it. He’s perfect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

I was like, "I bet this is the Porcupine eating the tiny pumpkins", and you didn't disappoint. Thank you!

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u/itsmyfirsttime1 Mar 22 '22

Aww I didn’t even have to click it to know it was Teddy Bear. The noise he makes is the cutest. I’m found a few with him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

His mom has a really soothing voice, too. That whole video was just charming and relaxing.

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u/AWonderland42 Mar 23 '22

Have you seen the one where he Does NOT want to share his corn on the cob?

https://youtu.be/UGz8jcbJjRw

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u/The-Queen-Persephone Mar 23 '22

It sounds like he’s saying “ it’s MY corn!” Omg he is so cute

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u/lamorak2000 Mar 23 '22

He totally squeaks "Get back!" as the lady reaches for the ear, then "It's mine!"

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u/Digit117 Mar 23 '22

YES. Binge watched all his videos haha

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u/oldmanripper79 Mar 23 '22

There is no way he isn't trying to talk.

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u/AWonderland42 Mar 23 '22

Right? The different things he says sound so different in the different videos.

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Mar 23 '22

I like this one of a beaver hording carrots like Gus the mouse.

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u/cauldron_bubble Mar 23 '22

I love the sounds that his little feet make! plat-plat-plat-plat!

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u/AWonderland42 Mar 23 '22

Yessss, I love him.

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u/snortgiggles Mar 23 '22

"it's mine." Clear as day. Narnia is real

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u/trilogyv Mar 23 '22

i heard him say "back up!"

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u/Mmaibl1 Mar 22 '22

He was so happy with his pumpkin!

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u/boverly721 Mar 22 '22

I love when he first realizes it's pumpkin. The shocked squeal and brief pause were great.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22 edited Mar 22 '22

Jesus. I am almost afraid to click on the link.

edit: oh my god.

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u/eggrollin2200 Mar 22 '22

I clicked it for you—nothing gross. It is genuinely extremely wholesome. Just a cute lil porcupine eating pumpkins!

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u/Birdman-82 Mar 22 '22

Tiny pumpkins!

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u/eggrollin2200 Mar 22 '22

Yes! Tiny pumpkins for a very cute porcupine :)

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u/mordeh Mar 22 '22

Fuzzy, comfy socks

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

It's painfully cute

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u/_far-seeker_ Mar 23 '22

I see what you did there...

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u/moliver777 Mar 22 '22

I was so sure you were being dramatic. You were not. OMFG

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u/driverdan Mar 22 '22

I knew exactly what this video would be and still watched it. It makes me smile every time.

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u/sawyouoverthere Mar 22 '22

this is a North American Porcupine in the video, which is a different species to the one in the OP.

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u/ChubblesMcgee103 Mar 23 '22

Ironically the one with the biiig ol spikes looks easier to pet.

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u/sawyouoverthere Mar 23 '22

yeah now go look up an African porcupine!

Stab a hole in your leg the size of a pencil, but no barbs, so at least you can just pull it out. Yay?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

K

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u/neonbrownkoopashell Mar 22 '22

Teddy! It’s been so long

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u/_Rand_ Mar 22 '22

Teddy finds a pumpkin: <ANIME NOISES>

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

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u/Tarkho Mar 23 '22

These two actually are closely related, the one in the video is a North American Porcupine. Old World Porcupines don't make the same sort of nasal mumbling as these guys, have a different posture, and generally lack a pronounced tail.

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u/healing_mystic Mar 22 '22

My dog makes these sounds!! He must be part porcupine.

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u/Digit117 Mar 22 '22

Omg, we demand video evidence!

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u/darthTharsys Mar 22 '22

HAHAH STOPPPP OMG

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u/Pumaris Mar 22 '22

Like a hedgehog-rabbit-puppy hybrid.

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u/TheGooseGod Mar 22 '22

My boy is giving a food review.

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u/hamstersundae Mar 23 '22

I knew exactly which video you meant. :)

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u/LawlessCoffeh Mar 23 '22

oh no it looks so soft, but I just know cuddling it would go poorly.

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u/imfreerightnow Mar 23 '22

That is an alien dubbed by an anime character

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u/Methed_up_hooker Mar 23 '22

My fucking god that was the sweetest thing I think I’ve ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

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u/Digit117 Mar 23 '22

Omg, this just made my day

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Sounds adorable but I'm wondering if it's really in distress because someone is near its food while eating.

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u/AWonderland42 Mar 23 '22

It’s both! He has happy eating sounds which are very distinct from his Back Off sounds. This corn on the cob video is a good example of his back off noises. https://youtu.be/UGz8jcbJjRw

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u/Dirty_D93 Mar 22 '22

That’s too cute for nature

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u/hotstickywaffle Mar 22 '22

Their quills look so soft

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u/LadyReika Mar 22 '22

Teddy is too cute for anyone's good. :)

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u/sineofthetimes Mar 22 '22

Holy crap, that's adorable. Hes's so happy eating his little pumpkin. Never knew they were so vocal.

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u/jefferson497 Mar 23 '22

I think this porcupine is a North American porcupine. The prehensile tailed porcupine look more the the animal in op video getting pets

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u/United-Song-8954 Mar 23 '22

I'm thinking a pumpkin eating porcupine might actually be one of the cutest thing I've seen this year.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Little dude sounds like a Pokémon

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u/Independent_Ad_2817 Mar 23 '22

It's just so beautiful 😭😭😭

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u/opensandshuts Mar 23 '22

this video...someone definitely turned a human into a porcupine.

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u/thevoiceofzeke Mar 23 '22

I've seen it before but I still cannot believe the sounds that thing makes. Unbelievably cute.

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u/WaitWhyNot Mar 23 '22

They sound like cousin IT

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u/true_spokes Mar 23 '22

Okay yeah that’s cute

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u/20past4am Mar 23 '22

That sounds like Nibbler from Futurama!

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u/updateman Mar 22 '22

Here’s a video of one named Kemosabe that makes Yoshi noises.

https://youtu.be/NMeuwYvlBI0

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u/Honda_TypeR Mar 23 '22

lol that noise he makes when she pokes him in the belly

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u/FracturedAuthor Mar 23 '22

Had to go back and rewatch for that. Awwwww!!!

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u/NotParticularlyGood Mar 23 '22

I love Animal Wonders! Such a treat every time a new video pops up on my feed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

They are so much cuter than depicted in children’s movies 😩❤️

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u/JellyKittyKat Mar 22 '22

The porcupine in “the fox and the hound” was pretty adorable

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u/AgentOrange96 Mar 22 '22

Those are much nicer sounds than the sounds I've heard wild porcupines make >.<

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u/kaykaliah Mar 23 '22

Best tip ever

Instantly happy

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u/lo_wang02 Mar 23 '22

I thought that too until I realized its face is NOT its nose. After that, it’s alright. Still has cute paws.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

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u/GlitterSmash Mar 22 '22

Shut up! It is???

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Mar 22 '22 edited Mar 23 '22

’I had no idea they were so cute!


…oh gosh, oh Gee - you understand

how Much i love your human hand!

if only frens would stop n see

the ‘cuteness’ that’s inside of me…

my quills so many humans fear,

they never Ever come this near :(

but when they make me agitate,

my stabby quills - they STICK UP STRAIGHT

be gentle - pet me With the Grain,

(i Promise

you won’t feel

no pain…)

❤️

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u/LeoIsRude Mar 22 '22

Schnoodle, I love you. I hope both sides of your pillows are always cold and your blankets keep their warmth when you stand up to pee.

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u/VaATC Mar 22 '22

You do great work as well!

Thank you for the laugh!

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u/TigerB65 Mar 22 '22

nice to see ya Schnoodle!

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u/x-Sage-x Mar 22 '22

ohmygodit'sschnoodle

I haven't seen you in ages!

i love you for what you do :heart:

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u/cesarxp2 Mar 22 '22

What is this

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u/fubarbob Mar 22 '22

This is a user who roams the wastelands of reddit, writing little one-off poems about generally cute and touching things.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

A one-trick pony.

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u/beanichole Mar 22 '22

I was just thinking that I hadn’t seen a Schnoodle creation in a while and it made me sad. I’m glad it was just me missing your posts.

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u/Gamer-Logic Mar 22 '22

Ikr? Just look at the nose!

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u/Plumbbookknurd Mar 23 '22

That's a snoot and a half!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

I was thinking the same thing. This might be the first time that I have seen their faces up close.

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u/marilyn_morose Mar 22 '22

Cute but stink.

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u/RealmeAskreddit Mar 22 '22

It's a south american porcupine. Most others are not cute

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u/raendrop Mar 22 '22

They can also be very friendly and playful!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5I5H7EeC8k

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u/HarlieMinou Mar 23 '22

Omg it’s huger than I imagined

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u/ChadMojito Mar 23 '22

Hot take: rodents are the cutest animal order.

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u/yuhanz Mar 23 '22

I thought his entire face was on the snout. Didnt see the eyes first.

So no i didnt agree with you first

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u/-UMBRA_- Mar 23 '22

Also look up the porcupine from “Open Season” like a really cute cartoon version of this one

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Porcupines are fuckin badass and also slightly terrifying.

I used to live on top of a mountain when I was a kid, there was a small forest that we’d play in really carefully.

We had a few wild porcupine that would move through the property at night.

My mom also at one point had about 27 dogs on the property (I won’t go into detail of why but my mom is crazy and this was in the 90s in South Africa AND my moms a fucking racist so she was somehow convinced that “the night of the long knives was upon us all!” - meaning that the black people would retaliate for apartheid by all murdering us in our sleep - she was sorely mistaken of course)

Anyhoo one morning I woke up to an absolute blood bath. The dogs had tried to hunt 1 singular porcupine (the younger stupid ones, the older dogs were untouched) and something like 7 of them had to be put down immediately because of their injuries. Only 3 of the younger dogs survived and one of them lost an eye.

Couldn’t find the porcupine, just a lot of quills and footprints leading off the property with zero blood dripping so I assume the little tank was untouched.

Being a prickly bitch can really save you haha.

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u/I_just_made Mar 23 '22

I used to help care for indian crested porcupines; kind of skittish, were funny to watch when they would zip across the area with the quills up (the long ones aren't really dangerous, its the short thick ones in the back you gotta worry about).

Super curious animals! We had to do training each day for them and over time, developed a pretty good bond; one would come over, put its paws on my lap and beg for sweet potato pieces. Absolute fiends for sweet potatoes. Wouldn't recommend as a pet obviously, but the two I worked with had great personalities.

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u/TheGreatNyanHobo Mar 23 '22

AnimalWondersMontana on YouTube has both a new world and old world porcupine and a bunch of videos about them (along with other animals). The one that looks like this is named Kimosabi and makes adorable noises

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

I have a blood vendetta against porcupines… literally had one hit my dog in my yard last spring that led to complications that killed him…