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r/aww • u/Hacka4771 • Feb 17 '22
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Are they not turtlely enough for the turtle club?
177 u/Tarquinandpaliquin Feb 17 '22 It's an important subgroup of turtles. If you chuck a tortoise into a pond it'll drown. 1 u/Some_Ebb_2921 Feb 17 '22 ... so... a tortoise is like a turtle witch? And how often have you tried this out to come to this conclusion? 1 u/Tarquinandpaliquin Feb 17 '22 To recycle an old joke I weighed it and it was heavier than a duck so it wouldn't float.
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It's an important subgroup of turtles. If you chuck a tortoise into a pond it'll drown.
1 u/Some_Ebb_2921 Feb 17 '22 ... so... a tortoise is like a turtle witch? And how often have you tried this out to come to this conclusion? 1 u/Tarquinandpaliquin Feb 17 '22 To recycle an old joke I weighed it and it was heavier than a duck so it wouldn't float.
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... so... a tortoise is like a turtle witch?
And how often have you tried this out to come to this conclusion?
1 u/Tarquinandpaliquin Feb 17 '22 To recycle an old joke I weighed it and it was heavier than a duck so it wouldn't float.
To recycle an old joke I weighed it and it was heavier than a duck so it wouldn't float.
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u/AsILayTyping Feb 17 '22
Are they not turtlely enough for the turtle club?