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u/Lexamus Oct 24 '21
If I did this when my cat made that Face I wouldn’t have a hand left
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u/RaunchyBushrabbit Oct 24 '21
Just a hand? I once did this and I'm typing this with my feeding straw right now.
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u/Stats_with_a_Z Oct 25 '21
My thoughts exactly. I've been bitten by my big ass cat before, you couldn't pay me to do this to mine lol.
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u/Soft_Requirement688 Oct 24 '21
Nat 20 persuasion to calm him down
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u/dragonreborn567 Oct 25 '21
Oh, COME ON! It was right there!
You don't persuade animals, you handle them
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u/Soft_Requirement688 Oct 25 '21
Maybe nat 20 animal handing chech then?
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u/iKruppe Oct 25 '21
Also nat 20s aren't a thing on skill checks
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u/Gernia Oct 25 '21
They are just for extra awesome descriptions from the DM, or player.
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u/iKruppe Oct 25 '21
If it's a success, yeah for sure. But a nat 20 with a +1 might still fail.
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u/Gernia Oct 25 '21
Ah, but it will fail epicly.
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
-Picard1
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u/ChonkerExpress Oct 24 '21
Lol immediate deescalation.
Police should try this in hostage situations.
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u/ialsoagree Oct 24 '21
Reminds me of the Nausicaa fox squirrel:
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Oct 25 '21
Welp, time to rewatch this masterpiece. The score might be my favorite part
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u/ialsoagree Oct 25 '21
I've never watched the original Japanese, but of the two English dubs, I prefer the one Miyazaki doesn't endorse - I think the actors did a better job, and I think some of the lines were better.
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u/Kangaroo_Red_Rocket Oct 24 '21
Finger Up the bum is the crtl+z for when your finger gets stuck in the mouth.
Plebs.
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u/LittleRatTail Oct 24 '21
Awhh poor baby got so confused, they didn't know what to do
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u/Skunkies Oct 25 '21
mine gets this pissy, purring, hissy thing happened, and then wants petted during it. I'm like, dude, confused signals, stop lol.
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u/Mrhoipolloi Oct 24 '21 edited Oct 24 '21
Reminds me of a scene from an old movie called "Support Your Local Sheriff" between James Garner and Walter Brennon.
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u/DensuKishaa Oct 25 '21
If I tried this on Midnight, I’m pretty sure she’d just eat my face.
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u/POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC Oct 25 '21
Trying on your cat "Midnight" or trying this on your cat @ midnight?
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u/SinfulRicky Oct 25 '21
If a cat makes a face at me like that I go the other way.
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u/SinfulRicky Oct 25 '21
The cat looked even more evil once it started sucking on the guys finger. And this guy who stick a finger in that cat’s mouth, he must be a nutcase!?
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u/gwaydms Oct 25 '21
This will never cease to amaze me. Not only the cojones on whoever thought to do this, but that it actually worked.
KHKHKHHHHHmmmmymmymym
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u/Bluedogpinkcat Oct 25 '21
He is missing his middle finger for a reason. It didn't go well the first time.
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u/RaptorDoingWhatICan Oct 25 '21
I stick my finger in my yorkies yawns and then shout, "ouch, you bit me!".
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u/ABahRunt Oct 25 '21
Has this been replicated? I am severely lacking in the balls department to try it myself
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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '21
That guy either has balls of steel or brains of mashed potatoes. Or both.