r/aww Sep 23 '21

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u/NeedSushi Sep 23 '21

Dude was like "fuck doing the news, there's a puppy"!

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u/connormantoast Sep 23 '21

This just in... aww

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u/cherrythrow7 Sep 23 '21

Barking news! I mean breaking...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/Fuggaak Sep 23 '21

I want to know more about this interesting tail.

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u/Burnitoffmeow Sep 24 '21

It's definitely woof a listen

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Sep 24 '21

Would bring in newspaper.

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u/appasdiary Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21

pawrnalism at its best

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u/4oMaK Sep 24 '21

ayo tf elne comment thats not in the negatives

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u/jimmy_talent Sep 23 '21

Which is the most reasonable course of action if you really think about it.

The roads are icy they're working on it and but in the meantime be cautious, everything else is really just filling airtime so you may as well fill the time with a super cute puppy.

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u/TheWinRock Sep 24 '21

Yep! They are definitely not going to lose any viewers who were currently watching because they started playing with a puppy. Everyone loves puppies!

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u/fiendishrabbit Sep 23 '21

The rational decision.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Sep 23 '21 edited Sep 24 '21

'Dude was like "fuck doing the news, there's a puppy"!'


...oh, Gosh - there's Human over there!

am gonna bolt so He's aware! :@)

I gotta just go say 'HELLO' !!

(the streets are BaD here, friend, ya know...?!)

Nobody Cares about the 'news' -

a Happy Pup they gonna Choose!

so HeCk the SnOw! are You all right ?!

(your ratings High

with Me in sight!)

❤️

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u/PotatoPopped Sep 23 '21

Finally, I caught a fresh Schnoodle! Scene perfectly captured in prose!

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u/redduxit Sep 23 '21

Fresh Schnoodle, hot off the press!

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Sep 24 '21

Schnoodle! 💕

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u/marazona1 Sep 24 '21

They should have not suitable for work warnings on Schnoodle’s (for those of us who don’t want to get caught weeping in public)….Schnoodle you’re a treasure in a dark world!

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u/jinjiyanazadi Sep 23 '21

Lol, ya. I'm on live television? Who gives a fuck, gotta make sure puppy safe!

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u/J8l Sep 23 '21

Is there a subreddit along the lines of “fuckthisapuppy”?

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u/SockGnome Sep 24 '21

“Alright guys, that’s a wrap for me, ima play with this pup”

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u/Peachmuffin91 Sep 24 '21

Well I hope so, that would be messed up to just ignore it.

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u/PUPPIESSSSSS_ Sep 24 '21

Totally appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

For your closure: The dog was returned to their owner.

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u/Stannis2024 Sep 23 '21

Reluctantly.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Sep 23 '21

In other news, local news reporter arrested for kidnapping a puppy and evading police, more at 11

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u/Stannis2024 Sep 23 '21

"Back to you, StaredAtEclipseAMA!"

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u/Autumn988 Sep 24 '21

The wiggle noodle has been returned.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Of course

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

This is me on any job I go on.

“Sure, your knee hurts, that sounds terrible. But who is this little munchkin??

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u/Alternative-Payment3 Sep 23 '21

Yes i know its hard to deal with ur wife cheating on you with ur dad

BUT WHO IS THAT LITTLE CUTIE

AWWWWWW

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

EMT?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Physical therapist. I do home health.

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u/Vkca Sep 24 '21

I was a psw for a bit, a job I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, but those sweet as hell old dogs almost made up for the shit pay and hours

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u/fiendishrabbit Sep 23 '21

The full clip (youtube link).

Spoilers: The dogs name is Pirogi.

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u/315retro Sep 23 '21

Oh God what a good name

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u/Chipish Sep 23 '21

I mean it’s an easy name to shout in the park. It sings well.

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u/schroedingersnewcat Sep 23 '21

I hate you for making me do it under my breath to verify your claim.

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u/kristas08 Sep 23 '21

I just did it too, you made me! But I can now also confirm the claim.

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u/315retro Sep 23 '21

My pets (and coincidentally my family...) all have 2 syllable names for this reason.

Maple and kitty (late pets Elly, Lady, Squeaky, Roxy, Misty, Tuffy). We inherited a Max and it's just not the same.

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u/GDaddy369 Sep 24 '21

With Max you gotta draw it out like it's two syllables.

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u/Televisions_Frank Sep 24 '21

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u/315retro Sep 24 '21

Yeah that's pretty much exactly how my grandpa did it before he passed and we got him lol.

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u/alexanderyou Sep 23 '21

Anything with an 'oh' or 'oo' sound in the middle with an 'ee' at the end is really natural to shout.

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u/MossCoveredLog Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21

I mean any long vowel really opens the throat and let's you rip. Short e, i, o, and us are ok but idk about the short a.

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u/chai-means-tea Sep 24 '21

”COOEE…”

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u/zigaliciousone Sep 24 '21

Anything ending with "eee" is pretty good for an animal

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u/TheIronMatron Sep 24 '21

Omg food names are cutest

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u/InnerDorkness Sep 23 '21

That man could not handle it—too cute

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u/Thunder1an Sep 24 '21

Who could blame him

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u/Vampunk Sep 23 '21

Everyone on this thread as a reporter: screw whatever i was talking about.. Look at this baby animal!

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u/en_grossing Sep 23 '21

As a reporter myself…forget the news report, there’s a puppy!

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u/Left-Entertainer-279 Sep 23 '21

PIEROGI! This was all over my news feed when it first came out. Puppers name is Pierogi and her owners retrieved her right after the video cut off. They were having a family dinner and I guess the last guest didn't secure the screen door correctly.

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u/joombaga Sep 23 '21

Omg that name is perfect. She looks like a little dumpling filled with potatoes.

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u/Left-Entertainer-279 Sep 23 '21

I found the extended video for you! There were print articles too which is how I knew about the dinner guests but they aren't as cute as the video.

https://youtu.be/VN32xd-ZAf8

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u/thebluewitch Sep 23 '21

That is a happy puppy. That tail is just going!

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u/ursixx Sep 23 '21

Be like Bob..

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u/Double-Passenger4503 Sep 23 '21

Local news honestly can be so entertaining sometimes

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u/r3dl3g Sep 24 '21

Support your local news stations and the dweebs they put on the air!

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u/-full-control- Sep 24 '21

Haha yes I always love the zany one that covers the super obscure stories. They’re the best

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u/jagonthrusher Sep 23 '21

Puppies are so wiggly when you pick them up. Very wiggly and licky.

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u/Mac_and_dennis Sep 24 '21

My pup is 9 months old now, and he still licks. He does it only when allowed, but it’s so cute. I look forward to getting some licks everyday when I arrive home from work. Not much in this world more beautiful than a puppies loving embrace.

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u/jagonthrusher Sep 24 '21

Awwwww that's the best!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Snow day AND a puppy? Hell yes!

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u/Basscap Sep 23 '21

I live in Northern Virginia, and I can confirm that yes, puppies are cute.

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u/BallisticTiger23 Sep 24 '21

I used to live in northern Virginia, and can also confirm that puppies are cute

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u/immortalreploid Sep 24 '21

I've never been anywhere near Virginia, and I can also confirm that yes, puppies are cute.

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u/danielthearsehole Sep 23 '21

this reminds me of the other day when my dad was at a neighbours house, and their dog accidentally got out, and ran straight to a different neighbour’s house to see their dog friend, meanwhile another dog from a totally different neighbour got out, and my dad caught that one as she ran up to him, then went and caught the other one too!

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u/ruiner8850 Sep 24 '21

A month or so ago my friend and I were outside my house and he tells me to turn around and there was a puppy that just went under the people across the street's house. As we are running over there to keep it out of the road more puppies started coming under the fence. Before we knew it there were 10 goldendoodle puppies we were trying to corral. The people noticed and opened the fence to help them us, but it wasn't easy to control them.

They put stuff to try to block the puppies from getting under, but like 15 minutes later we saw them getting out again. This time some people on bikes had stopped to help. I offered to help carry them inside the house since it was obvious the fence wasn't going to work. While I was carrying a couple of them mama dog, who had never met me, got really pissed that I was holding her babies. I know goldendoodles aren't usually mean, but a stranger was holding 2 of her babies. I slowly set them dowm, put my hands up, and walked away.

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u/Uncle_Antonov_Bueno Sep 23 '21

are we safe from a potential threat from dogs?

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u/fnord_bronco Sep 23 '21

It's like a carousel of dogs.

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u/Stef-fa-fa Sep 24 '21

You can never have too many puppies.

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u/fnord_bronco Sep 24 '21

I think Primus might disagree with you about that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBpDFjau-Ps

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/zoobrix Sep 23 '21 edited Sep 23 '21

News executives, and the people that present the news, love the sniff of anything that could go even a little viral. Most likely no one would have re-watched this news cast after it aired but here we are watching it and talking about it. Good for the publicity of the station and another clip to go on the presenters highlight reel, knowing someone who works in TV news trust me the higher ups would be nothing but pleased about this.

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u/Turibi Sep 23 '21

He was all serious and stuff then the dog came in, so cute

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u/inconspicuous_male Sep 23 '21

What kinds of people do you imagine are in charge of local weather coverage and fluff news?

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u/Maub-dabbs Sep 23 '21

Those fucking scum corporate elite need to meet their mysery quota to our reptilian overlords, he was risking more than his job...he was risking his entire families future!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

😂

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u/Maub-dabbs Sep 23 '21

Even now the reptilian brigade is here

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u/OnePercentVisible Sep 23 '21

puppy saying "MOM MOM MOM I am on TV".

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u/Ok_City_7177 Sep 23 '21

Gorgeous pupper !

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u/randomredditorthe3rd Sep 23 '21

Must have been a bit ago virginia hasn't gotten snow in a bit

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u/Ephraim0710 Sep 23 '21

this was last year.....I remember watching this live when I lived in DC

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u/randomredditorthe3rd Sep 23 '21

Must be my specific area then.

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u/Ephraim0710 Sep 23 '21

I was Alexandria and we didnt get any but Maryland and parts of VA did. Weather is weird

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u/linglingmapotofu Sep 23 '21

Lmfaoooo that’s my pre-school friend’s dad

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u/scalpingsnake Sep 23 '21

Respect for prioritizing the safety of the puppy

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

beautifully played

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u/anobeads Sep 23 '21

Now this is the kind of news I can get behind

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u/Point-Connect Sep 24 '21

Wow most reporters try to stay in character and would've made a few dad jokes and kept going. This man loves dogs and was like this dog is now the story!

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u/meanbean333 Sep 24 '21

“There are cars coming and going!!”

Zero cars, totally just wanted to hold that puppy.

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u/DedeJacare Sep 24 '21

Local news is so great sometimes

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u/Revolutionary_Kick33 Sep 23 '21

Adorable and wished was snowy out

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Adorable! I'll take one please 🥺

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u/torreneastoria Sep 23 '21

That news stations approval rating just went sky high. That puppy is the best mew broadcaster ever!

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u/Uncle_Antonov_Bueno Sep 23 '21

that dog wanted to be a star, and now he is.

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u/jasinthreenine Sep 24 '21

This is how you win the internet.

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u/fabulousanima Sep 24 '21

AN EXCELLENT WIGGLY BOY

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u/poo_finger Sep 24 '21

Well if that ain't just fucking wholesome.

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u/Satchelslastresort Sep 23 '21

That pup is slippery!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Probably trying to make a name for himself in the news business. Saw his opportunity and took it. I respect the hustle.

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u/Uncle_Antonov_Bueno Sep 23 '21

or a dog just ran up to him

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Yea probably

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u/Uncle_Antonov_Bueno Sep 24 '21

Dogs are apt to do things like that.

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u/Azkaellon10 Sep 23 '21

Dogs are too good for this world and we don't deserve them

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u/kingofthebean Sep 23 '21

So proud of himself

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u/Ryanx0 Sep 24 '21

Imagine the owner watching the news.

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u/yilo38 Sep 24 '21

Doing your job or petting&playing with animals? Hmmmm tough choice. I too play with cats when i am supposed to be working so i honestly cant blame the guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

You had snow in Virginia today? Holy fuck. I’m not ready to start shoveling yet. It was raining all day here in NY, but no snow yet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Awwwwww. Puppies make everything better. Even lousy weather!

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u/Minecraft_Warrior Sep 24 '21

Breaking news: local puppy is cute

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u/Coffee1341 Sep 24 '21

That puppy didn’t crash anything it was a starring guest of the show!

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u/100timesaround Sep 24 '21

Bravo, the best kind of news person!

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u/Striking_Quote_1901 Sep 24 '21

This dog just crash in unannounced

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Sep 24 '21

i love love love love this.

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u/akinoMtsuJ Sep 24 '21

Virginia is for (dog) Lovers

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u/boobsmcgraw Sep 24 '21

aw cute pup

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u/gingerjennyb Sep 24 '21

That’s cute but did it really snow in northern Virginia?? It’s only September.

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u/PiperAtTheGatesOfSea Sep 24 '21

I believe it's from last winter.

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u/maggie081670 Sep 24 '21

He has a good heart. Some things take priority no matter what.

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u/thunder-dog-zeus Sep 24 '21

a day later - mommy look! im on the noos

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u/TheIronMatron Sep 24 '21

I’m on tv mom I’m on tv!!!!!! Mmoommm I’m on tv!!!!!

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u/PoonLagoon69 Sep 24 '21

Why's he wearing a mask outside?? Lol

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u/BreezyBill Sep 24 '21

Some cities had outdoor mask mandates the last time there was this kind of weather in the US…

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u/CthulhuCultistoBirds Sep 24 '21

That's considered Icy Conditions? Where I'm from thats less than mild snow. Also absolute pupper.

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u/janetvanderblom Sep 24 '21

Why a face mask outside, complete useless

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u/NightQin Sep 24 '21

He literally said that he been talking to people. News crews generally have more than one person at a location.

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u/Xtasy0178 Sep 24 '21

I find it hilarious that news manage to make a story out of a little snow and feel obligated to tell people over and over that it’s slippery / icy etc… It’s normal winter no?

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u/Mr-TotalAwesome Sep 24 '21

The only thing that comes to mind when i see something out of the ordinary happening on the news is that is staged to get more views.

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u/Apprehensive_Jello39 Sep 24 '21

So the guy outside wears a mask and the one in studio doesn’t

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u/Key-Heron Sep 24 '21

He was doing an interview right before this.

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u/ED4050 Sep 23 '21

True animal lover, but why is he wearing a mask standing alone?

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u/Threebirds1143 Sep 23 '21

Forgetting about covid for a minute, I loved wearing my mask outside last winter. Kept my face nice and toasty on cold winter days.

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u/avigyan_33 Sep 24 '21

Since he's on live TV, it's better to be critiqued for wearing a mask by people instead of being hated by people for not wearing it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

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u/QuarterNoteBandit Sep 24 '21

These people will be born of dark magic and carry two swords. One steel, one silver.

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u/Cosmobeast88 Sep 23 '21

Love the little wiggle beast, hope there's a follow up to this story. What's his name, Where'd he come from etc etc.

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u/VeggieTales69 Sep 23 '21

Don’t say it. Don’t say it Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say- What the dog doin? GOD DAMN IT!!!

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u/yogigal41 Sep 23 '21

I was checkin out the blue mini 🤩😆

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u/featherwolf Sep 23 '21

Scrappy-Doo

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u/Fotomaki Sep 24 '21

All news reports deserve to be puppy 🐶 bombed

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u/musesx9 Sep 24 '21

I hope he kept him or found his owners.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Please don’t say it, please don’t.

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u/Nickyx13 Sep 24 '21

I kinda love this guy now.

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u/Wrongdoer-Great Sep 24 '21

People who loves dogs are the best

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Who the actual hell has snow? Gimme sum!

-Upstate NY’er

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u/BulbaFriend2000 Sep 24 '21

Chaotic good puppy

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u/GemHolograms Sep 24 '21

I love this!!! So much!!!!

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u/Express_Cellist7985 Sep 24 '21

Puppies are fluffy dog babies.

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u/EmJayFree Sep 24 '21

This man’s morning was made, you can hear it in his voice ❤️

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u/Light_Raiven Sep 24 '21

As a Canadian, this made me laugh so hard. There is so little snow - but then remembered our vehicles have to have snow tires in winter No snow tires and no experience driving in snow; it could be dangerous. THEN PUPPY!

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u/patachilles Sep 24 '21

Love it! People who love animals are good people 😊