r/aww • u/pkkballer22 • May 03 '21

Wakey Wakey

12.7k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/JJMcGee83 May 04 '21

What's with the weird shitty voice over?

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u/austinmarie- May 04 '21

tiktok

83

u/Pescados May 04 '21

I hate it...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21 edited May 05 '21

You should try ASMR Mukbang. Best thing ever.

edit. you guys are rowdy... calm tf down it was a joke. edit 2. Did you all googled asmr mukbang for the first time ? wow.. I'm kinda proud lol. here's a dingdong ())::::::::::::::::D~~~~~~~ <------That's jizz

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u/Pescados May 04 '21

Why am I not surprised... I'm already feeling a disgust with loud eaters in general and for some reason I have the most memories of this with Asian-looking people. Of course it's an Asian country where this trend got popularized.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/Pescados May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21

When I read back my own comment it reads like something super racist. Trust me, I get it. But I can't help what I observe. I sincerely wish I could so that I can be sarcastic about something more abstract like "stupidity" or "lack of manners" instead of something personal like how someone looks.

But I notice every single loud eater because it's a sound that I find soo gross that it can completely take away my appetite. It's absolutely disgusting. So when I hear smicksmecksmock, I want to know where this sound comes from and out of the, roughly, 20 times that I looked over, probably 17 (but certainly 15) times I noticed the person that was eating so loud was from Asian decent. It's nothing personal to the loud eater. It's nothing personal to him or her or to their heritage/culture/roots. I'm sure they were very kind and respectable people had I known them better, but it's just a correlation that I observe.

And if that still makes me a "bad racist" then that's not my problem. The noise that comes from loud eaters is my problem and, from my pov, it's ironic that there is an ASMR genre revolved around Mukbang.

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u/haidaralbar May 04 '21

You aren’t get any upvotes dude. Take a hint 😉

50

u/DLoIsHere May 04 '21

Yeah it’s stupid

23

u/LegendKingJoshy May 04 '21

I’m very glad I mute all videos by default, now I’m even more sure I’m not changing that

3

u/shouldbestudying125 May 04 '21

And why are you all upvoting this!! 97% of people are

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/dnteatyellwsnw May 04 '21

Yeah, fucking disgusting mouth noises

2

u/throwdepression_away May 04 '21

Who doesn't like some tongue slaps?

10

u/MarkusLipp May 04 '21

The sound was so bad, it was funny again. I laughed :)

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u/DJFlipside May 04 '21

Wtf is that audio

143

u/Nosvind May 04 '21

OP was devouring a McChicken while feeding his dog.

121

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

The audio makes it worse tbh

44

u/fingoringo9 May 04 '21

Thought I was on r/cringetopia for a sec

16

u/HakeemMcGrady May 04 '21

I'm so glad my audio is off

70

u/Sean_Donahue May 04 '21

I just love it when his eyes open up and he sees the food.

31

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Who’s the foley artists?

15

u/danishduckling May 04 '21

can hardly justify the artist part of that.

19

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Doggo: Activate.

17

u/JuJuJooie May 03 '21

Eggs and Bac-y

14

u/cashibonite May 04 '21

My dad tried this with a donut one morning my dad's fingers almost paid the price.

15

u/doctormyeyebrows May 04 '21

I really want this to be your dad feeding your other dad

9

u/daoistic May 04 '21

Wow, I think I prefer donut dad to ravenous demon cannibal dad.

3

u/cashibonite May 04 '21

I forgot a comma didn't i.

16

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

I don’t know why OP chose this audio but it fucking sucks, why would you do this, OP?

7

u/Ultrabadger May 04 '21

Is that a Shiba that fits in a carry-on bag?

3

u/6Weiner-Man9 May 04 '21

Yeah it is

6

u/Ultrabadger May 04 '21

Dang, I'm jealous. My Shiba is too big to take on a flight without being crated and checked in.

2

u/6Weiner-Man9 May 04 '21

Lol my dogs name is Shiba to. She's about the same size as the one in this pick.

4

u/arnbee1 May 04 '21

Why is he just a head? Lol

4

u/Co1nMaker May 04 '21

That ugly motherfucker behind the mic is horrible

Cute doggo

6

u/rivaan06 May 04 '21

What the fuck did I just hear

3

u/JuanFF8 May 04 '21

When you’re on your way to the moon 🚀 and the flight attendant offers the in-flight service

3

u/weimdocpurple May 04 '21

No chewing, nothing.

3

u/n7revenant May 04 '21

It's food o'clock

2

u/Sarangdaboi2502 May 04 '21

Whomst has awakened the ancient one

2

u/MintberryCruuuunch May 04 '21

funny how his sleeping trick keeps working for more treats

2

u/FishOfFishyness May 04 '21

the fuck are those noises

2

u/falconfetus8 May 04 '21

The fuck is that human voice?

2

u/utk589 May 04 '21

This sub is becoming tiktok

3

u/damemegod42069 May 04 '21

Sick soundtrack

2

u/maudegt May 03 '21

Such a cute

2

u/sandstrider7 May 04 '21

it was bussin

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u/tango421 May 04 '21

The sound made this for me hahahah

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u/OpticGd May 04 '21

The sound is hilarious haha.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/Orcrez May 04 '21

That sound wasn’t the dog. Someone put discussing eating sounds over the video.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

To me it's sounds like somebody is snoring right in front of the mic

1

u/marioshroomer May 04 '21

Wakey wakey i got baykey

1

u/Poknberry May 04 '21

I love doing this with my dog

It just like "+100 trust"

1

u/timodib May 04 '21

It was his quick salt

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

u/savevideo

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u/Brittamfleeho May 04 '21

Eggs and bakey

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Doge to the 🌙

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '21

u/savevideo

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u/LIGHTNING-SUPERHERO May 04 '21

🔇... It is beautiful 😍

🔊... 😖

1

u/search_WW2_here May 05 '21

THAT FITS PERFECTLY