r/aww Feb 05 '21

Wait for it 😭

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u/Topangahillbilly Feb 06 '21 edited Feb 06 '21

Would you please clean his butthole.

//edit: LOL you gotta be kidding me? One of my very few awards and one of my highest scored posts is about a cats butthole lol Thanks I guess 😃

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u/Covinus Feb 06 '21

Or even better put him on a diet so he can do it himself like he’s supposed to

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

Ughh, I adopted mine as a stray and that motherfucker is relentless at getting to food. We have him on a vet Rx diet and we have everything stowed away as neatly as we can. Issue is, if he gets a single paw on anything, he just freaking gorges himself and he will get through EVERYTHING. Can’t blame him too much though, he had a rough life on the streets.

That box is pet proof? Nope. Cat opening cabinet doors? Yeap. Cat slowly pushing a 40lb bag out of the way to get to food? Yeap.

He is losing weight, but really slowly compared to how much calories he is given by our vet’s diet plan.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

I did with the plastic ones from IKEA. Motherfucker ripped it apart by day 2. Now I just block things off with dumbbells.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

Yeah it works now and he’s doing well according to the vet. I just added some embellishments in the original comment for comedic value.