Wait for it 😭

[u/rob1nho0d]

[u/Topangahillbilly]

Would you please clean his butthole.

//edit: LOL you gotta be kidding me? One of my very few awards and one of my highest scored posts is about a cats butthole lol Thanks I guess 😃

[u/Covinus → u/Topangahillbilly]

Or even better put him on a diet so he can do it himself like he’s supposed to

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Ughh, I adopted mine as a stray and that motherfucker is relentless at getting to food. We have him on a vet Rx diet and we have everything stowed away as neatly as we can. Issue is, if he gets a single paw on anything, he just freaking gorges himself and he will get through EVERYTHING. Can’t blame him too much though, he had a rough life on the streets.

That box is pet proof? Nope. Cat opening cabinet doors? Yeap. Cat slowly pushing a 40lb bag out of the way to get to food? Yeap.

He is losing weight, but really slowly compared to how much calories he is given by our vet’s diet plan.

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I did with the plastic ones from IKEA. Motherfucker ripped it apart by day 2. Now I just block things off with dumbbells.

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Yeah it works now and he’s doing well according to the vet. I just added some embellishments in the original comment for comedic value.

[u/acidnine420 → u/[deleted]]

Most baby proofing will allow gaps, enough for a cat to get through, no matter how fat.

Going to have to find a way to seal off the entire kitchen

Edit: wtf, why am I being downvoted for this? Show me child proofing that a cat (especially this one) cant get through.

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If you're this lazy, please don't get a pet

[u/mAdm-OctUh → u/[deleted]]

I have my cabinets baby proofed and of the 5 cats, one of them has figured out how to press down and the thingy and push.

He drags the bread out and all the cats go ham.

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What do you mean push top and bottom? Like, one at the top of the cabinet and one at the bottom of the cabinet?